Deadly snark

If you have the time could you pop in the White Emperor thread and weigh in? Much appreciated.

Hey, are you still interested in playing Kiba? As you didn't post anything for the while.

Hey, you voted for the 'Nothing' option in Magus Quest. Mind returning and adding your voice to the argument for it? Being railroaded into the friendzone because of some nebulous desire for the truth isn't appealing to me.

I'm following you now, wanna follow me?

Hey, go make a post for the ME Council game, yo.

Go Vote on ORK Quest! Since yours is the defining Vote!

Please post your intro to the Banana Republic. It's been too long and I will be forced to replace you if you do not.

I have to prod you again for Endwar, don't I? >.>

Hey, snark, are you aware we had a Turn Update for Endwar about a week ago?

Alright, your actions this turn are done, now post your build order so I can get things going.

You need to do your post for Endwar...

You need to post in Endwar. You don't have much to do, but you do need to drop basic orders so I know you're still around.

Yooo need you to correct your character. I couldn't find a single precedent for lifestealing in Torikoverse so we can't have that. Absorbing flesh on contact is ok though, because we saw that happen in the BB Corn Arc. Can you put up one of your alts?

I still haven't gotten your unit list for the Sim. Can you get it to me?

Endwar Turn 12:

Just in case you haven't checked, Turn 12 for Endwar has begun. Figured I'd get in ahead of time so we don't have a last minute scramble.

Snark, you're currently the only one who hasn't posted for Endwar, and I'm working on Turn Updates now.

Hey, thought I'd check in since you're the only person missing from Endwar.

Um, Snark, you know that cyborgs take 2 slots of production, right? With only one Hand of Nod, you can't produce your current load of cyborgs.

Laser Turrets are also built with Base Defense slots in a ConYard, just like walls are, so you're building one more base defense than you can sustain. Two more, actually, since you edited in a flooring segment.

Turn 10 is in action now, and you haven't posted yet.

Alright, I posted a response to what's going on in your area. You have one more phase to go this turn; the Abbot... sent his regards.

Snark, this is becoming a habit. I haven't heard anything from you, and if you don't post by noon tomorrow or tell me why you're having problems, I'm going to unceremoniously eject you from Endwar. I know you've been on SB and have seen these, it tells me your last activity.

You going to post at all in Endwar? You got some serious stuff this turn to deal with, and you've been lagging behind the most out of all the players.

If you want to make a post pre-turn update for Endwar, go ahead, but you won't have anything else coming in until the turn update occurs.

As a note, last night to post if you still want to be in Endwar. If you haven't posted by noon EDT tomorrow, I'll take it that you're not interested in playing and you'll be removed. If you're having issues, tell me ahead of time. IF you can't commit to the game, tell me if you can.

Just giving you a fair warning.

Snark, we're waiting on you for Endwar so we can get the mid-turn update rolling. If nothing else, you can just have your guys trying to continue without your Commander or just give orders on what your men are doing. You're still in the game.
But if you don't post by Saturday or so without telling me, I'll take it as a sign that you're not interested anymore and react approperiately. I can understand if RL starts kicking you in the face, but if you just vanish there's not much I can do.