Funny game quote

Sean21 · Jul 5th 2002, 9:58pm

What's your favorite?
Mine is the black sargaent from HALO at the beginning when you put it on legendary.

"Man, we led those filthy bugs all the way out here to keep them from getting their filthy claws on Earth. But we found something, and now they are just scrambling all over one another just to get it.
"Well, I don't care if it's God's anti-son of a bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop! We're not gonna let them have it! What we will let them have it a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!"
....." Am I right, marines!?"
"Sir, yes sir!"
"Mmmm hmmm....damn right I am!"

MT · Jul 6th 2002, 9:14am

Hmm. I should've taken notes while playing The Longest Journey.

Vypr · Jul 6th 2002, 9:53am

Most of the quotes from the original Discworld game are good.

Wizard : This for example, is the action of a wise man (Scribbles something on a piece of paper)

Rincewind : (Looks at paper) What's so wise about writing the word 'monkey'?

With a loud Tarzan scream, the Librarian
swings into the room and smashes Rincewind on the head.

For those of you who haven;t read the Discworld books, The librarian was magically transformed inot an orang utang by accident and has since resisted all efforts to turn him back. He says the long prehensile arms are a boon for his work. That nad the right to scratch himself in public. Has a strong dislike about being called a monkey.

Adam-B · Jul 6th 2002, 10:30am

"...When we meet the enemy, we're gonna rip their skulls from their spines, and toss 'em away, LAUGHING!"

That's my startup sound

Lord Khorak · Jul 6th 2002, 10:38am

I must have been in an agressive mood, but when my Greatsword wielding psycho in NWN screamed "NOTHING WALKS AWAY!" I just wet myself with laughter.

Denix Linelli · Jul 6th 2002, 11:02am

"Save it for someone who gives a fuck!"
-Ransom, Hostile Waters

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum."
-Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D

"Suck it down"
-A floating fat alien monster, Duke Nukem 3D

Thats all I can remember right now.

karajorma · Jul 6th 2002, 11:07am

Originally posted by Denix Linelli
"Save it for someone who gives a fuck!"
-Ransom, Hostile Waters

Patton gets some good comments too. I particularly like "that's not a gun" whenever you try to give him anything less than the warhammer.

Thorium · Jul 6th 2002, 6:46pm

"I dont have time to play with myself" - Duke Nukem 3d
hell, all the quotes he made were funny
*goes into memory land*

Revenant · Jul 6th 2002, 7:19pm

I can't think of any funny quotes in a game itself...but multiplayer online play is chock full of hilarious conversations...

Psych · Jul 6th 2002, 8:09pm

Can't remember word for word, but something to the effect of

"Good, you listened. My dog listens. I like my dog. Maybe I'll let you two meet some day."

From Mech2 (Mercs?). Hehe, still makes me laugh.

Ralson · Jul 6th 2002, 8:13pm

"You vicious bastard!" -Baz after being thrown out of an aircraft, 'Giants: Citizen Kabuto'

Adam-B · Jul 6th 2002, 8:54pm

Originally posted by Psych
Can't remember word for word, but something to the effect of

"Good, you listened. My dog listens. I like my dog. Maybe I'll let you two meet some day."

From Mech2 (Mercs?). Hehe, still makes me laugh.

I like the mercs quote during the tutorial where the guy says, "Oh, if you die, try to scream a lot so I know I'm on my own."

Kosh_The_Vorlon · Jul 6th 2002, 10:09pm

*The Master Chief is teleporting into a Covenant cruiser he appears in a hallway..Standing on the ceiling. He falls onto the floor with a loud clang*
Cortana: Oohh, I see, the coordinate data needs to be..
*she is cut off as the MC smacks the side of his helmet*
Cortana: Right..Sorry..

Also, in StarCraft:
"Reactor overloading!!"
"Reactor cooling..Crisis..Averted.."
Or something like that

Knot · Jul 6th 2002, 10:35pm

"Back off, Quirk! I know Kung-Fu, Karate, Tae-Quan Do, and several other Chinese words!"
--Roger Wilco, Space Quest V

"So, how do you like the game so far? Was it worth the $59.95?"
--The Game's Creators, Space Quest III

Denix Linelli · Jul 6th 2002, 11:17pm

Originally posted by karajorma

Patton gets some good comments too. I particularly like "that's not a gun" whenever you try to give him anything less than the warhammer.

Yeah, patton also has good ones. Especially when you put him in a repair vehilce (or was it a scavenger): "This is definately a woman's job".

SteltekMaster · Jul 6th 2002, 11:26pm

"What in the name of Adam Smith's invisible hand IS THAT?!"--Ozzy Mandrill, Monkey Island IV

SPOOFE · Jul 7th 2002, 12:55am

"Are you still touching me?" -Footman, from Warcraft II

"I love blowin' things up!" & "Tilt one back wit' me dog!" -Dwarven Demolition Team, also from Warcraft II

Bishop Gantry · Jul 7th 2002, 2:34am

Duke Nukem: quotes... "You're an inspiration for birth control!"
Blood: quotes... "What are you gona do bleed on me"
Shadow Warrior: quotes... "Man who buy drowned cat, pay for wet @#%$!!!"

Blood sounds http://hisshadow.123hostnow.com/misc/media/caleb/
Duke sounds
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/3440/sounds.html

**Douglas Nicol** · Jul 7th 2002, 3:02pm

The first Gabriel Knight game.

Gabriel goes to confession...

"Father, I've been with a lot of women"

"More than 5?"

"Yes father"

"More than 10?"

"Yes father"

"More than 20?" (voice raises slightly

"Yes father"

"More than....30?"

"Yes father"

"Son...you don't need a priest, you need a therapist"

Dr Gonzo · Jul 7th 2002, 11:41pm

"I have seen your destiny. The future says you die!"
"But I am dead...as are you."
Moebius and Kain, Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain

Raziel to Kain in SR2

"oh no not you again. Every time you turn up something monumentally bad happens."

there is one near the end of metal gear solid 2 that cracked me up but i can remember it at the mo.....

Slylendro · Jul 8th 2002, 12:42am

Slylandro probe from Starcontrol 2 of course

" WE COME IN PEACE.

WE BRING GREETINGS FROM A FRIENDLY SPECIES.

DO NOT FEAR. WE SHALL NOT HARM YOU.

THIS IS PROBE 2418-B, ON A PEACEFUL MISSION.

WE ARE NON-HOSTILE AND SEEK TO ESTABLISH FRIENDLY RELATIONS.

WE WISH TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU. PLEASE TRANSMIT DATA.

THIS PROBE IS NON-HOSTILE. DO NOT ATTACK.

PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED.
MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT COMPOUNDS. "

SAMAS · Jul 8th 2002, 6:08am

Let's not forget the infamous Starcraft: "Thank God for Cold Fusion!"

Sean21 · Jul 8th 2002, 6:54am

Originally posted by SAMAS
Let's not forget the infamous Starcraft: "Thank God for Cold Fusion!"
Let's not forget:
"What's that?"
"Speed bump in a minute."

Adam-B · Jul 8th 2002, 1:12pm

Originally posted by Dr Gonzo
there is one near the end of metal gear solid 2 that cracked me up but i can remember it at the mo.....

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hari Kiri rock! I need Scisors! 61!"

That one? I know I saved it at that point just for that

RocketGirl · Jul 8th 2002, 2:18pm

"Um...boss? Your planet's dead. That's sad." -Aria, Afterlife

"Schadenwawa?" -Aria, Afterlife

"Wack-a-ding-hoy?" -Aria, Afterlife

Aria rawks.

Jul 5th 2002, 9:58pm	#1
Sean21 Admiral of the Colonies Join Date: 6 Oct 2000 Location: High Charity Posts: 38,071	Funny game quote What's your favorite? Mine is the black sargaent from HALO at the beginning when you put it on legendary. "Man, we led those filthy bugs all the way out here to keep them from getting their filthy claws on Earth. But we found something, and now they are just scrambling all over one another just to get it. "Well, I don't care if it's God's anti-son of a bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop! We're not gonna let them have it! What we will let them have it a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!" ....." Am I right, marines!?" "Sir, yes sir!" "Mmmm hmmm....damn right I am!" __________________ For injuries ought to be done all at one time, so that, being tasted less, they offend less; benefits ought to be given little by little, so that the flavour of them may last longer."- Machiavelli "Hey, if you're willing to let me have it, I'm more than happy and willing to take it." -Lord Woodlouse in regards to...? "What is with reading comprehensionism these days?"- Bryan

Jul 6th 2002, 9:14am	#2
MT Abbr. for "mount," ladies Join Date: 15 Jul 1999 Posts: 7,200	Hmm. I should've taken notes while playing The Longest Journey. __________________ "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -Lily Tomlin

Jul 6th 2002, 9:53am	#3
Vypr The Prodigal Son Of God Join Date: 22 May 1999 Location: In the pub. Posts: 5,325	Most of the quotes from the original Discworld game are good. Wizard : This for example, is the action of a wise man (Scribbles something on a piece of paper) Rincewind : (Looks at paper) What's so wise about writing the word 'monkey'? With a loud Tarzan scream, the Librarian swings into the room and smashes Rincewind on the head. For those of you who haven;t read the Discworld books, The librarian was magically transformed inot an orang utang by accident and has since resisted all efforts to turn him back. He says the long prehensile arms are a boon for his work. That nad the right to scratch himself in public. Has a strong dislike about being called a monkey. __________________ Goddamn these Electric Sex Underpants! -- Douglas Renholm Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ya! Belgerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! "You never told me you were a Jew!" "It's not the kind of thing you tell a heavily armed Christian my liege" --- Spamalot

Jul 6th 2002, 11:02am	#6
Denix Linelli Forbidden Anamnesis Join Date: 17 Dec 2000 Location: Edge of Nowhere Posts: 4,550	"Save it for someone who gives a fuck!" -Ransom, Hostile Waters "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum." -Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D "Suck it down" -A floating fat alien monster, Duke Nukem 3D Thats all I can remember right now. __________________ Anything can be made better by adding some beam cannons.5 char Any sufficiently advanced system of magic is indistinguishable from technology.

Jul 6th 2002, 7:19pm	#9
Revenant Drunken Crazed Capellan Engineer Join Date: 26 Jun 2000 Posts: 1,001	I can't think of any funny quotes in a game itself...but multiplayer online play is chock full of hilarious conversations... __________________ "The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning." - Liam Devlin, The Eagle Has Landed. The most dangerous thing in the world is the man who believes he is right, second only to the man who believes the first man is wrong. When logic and reasoning fail, insanity and chaos work wonders. President and Client of Men Hiding in the Shadows™, Inc. Consulting Services

Jul 6th 2002, 10:30am	#4
Adam-B First Class Join Date: 16 Jan 2001 Location: Hell (AKA Ohio) Posts: 789	"...When we meet the enemy, we're gonna rip their skulls from their spines, and toss 'em away, LAUGHING!" That's my startup sound

Jul 6th 2002, 10:38am	#5
Lord Khorak BANNED Join Date: 12 Mar 2001 Posts: 21,756	I must have been in an agressive mood, but when my Greatsword wielding psycho in NWN screamed "NOTHING WALKS AWAY!" I just wet myself with laughter.

Jul 6th 2002, 11:07am	#7
karajorma Registered Join Date: 28 May 2002 Posts: 742	Originally posted by Denix Linelli "Save it for someone who gives a fuck!" -Ransom, Hostile Waters Patton gets some good comments too. I particularly like "that's not a gun" whenever you try to give him anything less than the warhammer.

Jul 6th 2002, 6:46pm	#8
Thorium Registered Join Date: 23 Feb 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 246	"I dont have time to play with myself" - Duke Nukem 3d hell, all the quotes he made were funny goes into memory land

Jul 6th 2002, 8:09pm	#10
Psych Arg Join Date: 6 May 2001 Location: yonder Posts: 1,184	Can't remember word for word, but something to the effect of "Good, you listened. My dog listens. I like my dog. Maybe I'll let you two meet some day." From Mech2 (Mercs?). Hehe, still makes me laugh. __________________ Clutch it like a cornerstone, otherwise it all comes down. Davions gotta conquer, Steiners gotta wipe out their flesh and blood, and Liaos gotta go mad. It's just the way the universe works. Nobody dies a virgin. Life screws us all.

Jul 6th 2002, 8:13pm	#11
Ralson Horrible Cat Lord of Ether Join Date: 21 Mar 2001 Location: Recursia, Recursia Posts: 20,440	"You vicious bastard!" -Baz after being thrown out of an aircraft, 'Giants: Citizen Kabuto' __________________ Proud to be A MUTANT SPACE MONSTER

Jul 6th 2002, 8:54pm	#12
Adam-B First Class Join Date: 16 Jan 2001 Location: Hell (AKA Ohio) Posts: 789	Originally posted by Psych Can't remember word for word, but something to the effect of "Good, you listened. My dog listens. I like my dog. Maybe I'll let you two meet some day." From Mech2 (Mercs?). Hehe, still makes me laugh. I like the mercs quote during the tutorial where the guy says, "Oh, if you die, try to scream a lot so I know I'm on my own."

Jul 6th 2002, 10:09pm	#13
Kosh_The_Vorlon Defender of Earth Join Date: 1 Jan 2002 Location: The Delta Halo Posts: 5,051	The Master Chief is teleporting into a Covenant cruiser he appears in a hallway..Standing on the ceiling. He falls onto the floor with a loud clang Cortana: Oohh, I see, the coordinate data needs to be.. she is cut off as the MC smacks the side of his helmet Cortana: Right..Sorry.. Also, in StarCraft: "Reactor overloading!!" "Reactor cooling..Crisis..Averted.." Or something like that __________________ I, Moya's Pilot, am a proud member of Clan Farscape. How may I help you? I was trying to be quoted in someones sig again. -Aya I am Private Grif of the RedvsBlue army. Lieutenant of the Space Battles Secret Police: Because we know which threads you should read better than you do!

Jul 6th 2002, 10:35pm	#14
Knot Registered Join Date: 24 Mar 2001 Posts: 79	"Back off, Quirk! I know Kung-Fu, Karate, Tae-Quan Do, and several other Chinese words!" --Roger Wilco, Space Quest V "So, how do you like the game so far? Was it worth the $59.95?" --The Game's Creators, Space Quest III Last edited by Knot; Jul 7th 2002 at 9:17pm.

Jul 6th 2002, 11:17pm	#15
Denix Linelli Forbidden Anamnesis Join Date: 17 Dec 2000 Location: Edge of Nowhere Posts: 4,550	Originally posted by karajorma Patton gets some good comments too. I particularly like "that's not a gun" whenever you try to give him anything less than the warhammer. Yeah, patton also has good ones. Especially when you put him in a repair vehilce (or was it a scavenger): "This is definately a woman's job". __________________ Anything can be made better by adding some beam cannons.5 char Any sufficiently advanced system of magic is indistinguishable from technology.

Jul 6th 2002, 11:26pm	#16
SteltekMaster Llew Llaw Gyffes Join Date: 1 Nov 2000 Location: Milky Way Galaxy, Sol, Planet Three , North America, United States, Montana Posts: 11,254	"What in the name of Adam Smith's invisible hand IS THAT?!"--Ozzy Mandrill, Monkey Island IV __________________ Today I put on a terrible strength. invoking the Trinity, confessing the Three, with faith in the One as I face my Maker.

Jul 7th 2002, 12:55am	#17
SPOOFE Registered Join Date: 24 Jun 2001 Location: SPOOFE Posts: 5,509	"Are you still touching me?" -Footman, from Warcraft II "I love blowin' things up!" & "Tilt one back wit' me dog!" -Dwarven Demolition Team, also from Warcraft II __________________ "I trust I make myself obscure." -SPOOFE

Jul 7th 2002, 2:34am	#18
Bishop Gantry General Edmund Duke Join Date: 18 Dec 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 16,669	Duke Nukem: quotes... "You're an inspiration for birth control!" Blood: quotes... "What are you gona do bleed on me" Shadow Warrior: quotes... "Man who buy drowned cat, pay for wet @#%$!!!" Blood sounds http://hisshadow.123hostnow.com/misc/media/caleb/ Duke sounds http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/3440/sounds.html __________________ Heavy Metal War Addictive little transformers game Ashworld Addictive little Fallout game !!!Politically Incorrect!!! Waterworld - I know people love to hate this movie, but I dug it like a backhoe -RocketGirl Napalm. Straight up the ass. -RocketGirl

Jul 7th 2002, 3:02pm	#19
Douglas Nicol Jadefalcon Supermoderator Super-Moderati Join Date: 1 Apr 2001 Location: Clan Jade Falcon stronghold of Ayr, Scotland Posts: 25,675	The first Gabriel Knight game. Gabriel goes to confession... "Father, I've been with a lot of women" "More than 5?" "Yes father" "More than 10?" "Yes father" "More than 20?" (voice raises slightly "Yes father" "More than....30?" "Yes father" "Son...you don't need a priest, you need a therapist" __________________ I am Aragorn, of the line of Isildur, a founding member of the Tolkien Cult I, Dave Lister, am a founding member of the Red Dwarf group. Slavish adherence to formal ritual is a sign that one has nothing better to think about.-Natasha Kerensky I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own - Number 6

Jul 7th 2002, 11:41pm	#20
Dr Gonzo I can see you! Join Date: 1 Nov 2000 Location: At work DAMMIT!!! Posts: 2,336	"I have seen your destiny. The future says you die!" "But I am dead...as are you." Moebius and Kain, Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain Raziel to Kain in SR2 "oh no not you again. Every time you turn up something monumentally bad happens." there is one near the end of metal gear solid 2 that cracked me up but i can remember it at the mo..... __________________ If Milli Vanilli Fell in the forest would someone else make a noise???

Jul 8th 2002, 12:42am	#21
Slylendro Probe 2418-B Join Date: 8 Jan 2002 Location: Israhell Posts: 187	Slylandro probe from Starcontrol 2 of course " WE COME IN PEACE. WE BRING GREETINGS FROM A FRIENDLY SPECIES. DO NOT FEAR. WE SHALL NOT HARM YOU. THIS IS PROBE 2418-B, ON A PEACEFUL MISSION. WE ARE NON-HOSTILE AND SEEK TO ESTABLISH FRIENDLY RELATIONS. WE WISH TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU. PLEASE TRANSMIT DATA. THIS PROBE IS NON-HOSTILE. DO NOT ATTACK. PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED. MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT COMPOUNDS. " __________________ It is as though your species' brain is too small to hold a simple thought such as, WE WILL KILL YOU FOR DISOBEYING! This is not a complex idea.

Jul 8th 2002, 6:08am	#22
SAMAS Not an armored Jigglypuff Join Date: 12 Jun 2000 Location: Houston, Texas, USA Posts: 7,901	Let's not forget the infamous Starcraft: "Thank God for Cold Fusion!" __________________ When I hold you In my arms, I know that I can do no wrong And when I hold you in my arms, My love won't do you no harm R.I.P. James Brown 1933-2006

Jul 8th 2002, 6:54am	#23
Sean21 Admiral of the Colonies Join Date: 6 Oct 2000 Location: High Charity Posts: 38,071	Originally posted by SAMAS Let's not forget the infamous Starcraft: "Thank God for Cold Fusion!" Let's not forget: "What's that?" "Speed bump in a minute." __________________ For injuries ought to be done all at one time, so that, being tasted less, they offend less; benefits ought to be given little by little, so that the flavour of them may last longer."- Machiavelli "Hey, if you're willing to let me have it, I'm more than happy and willing to take it." -Lord Woodlouse in regards to...? "What is with reading comprehensionism these days?"- Bryan

Jul 8th 2002, 1:12pm	#24
Adam-B First Class Join Date: 16 Jan 2001 Location: Hell (AKA Ohio) Posts: 789	Originally posted by Dr Gonzo there is one near the end of metal gear solid 2 that cracked me up but i can remember it at the mo..... "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hari Kiri rock! I need Scisors! 61!" That one? I know I saved it at that point just for that

Jul 8th 2002, 2:18pm	#25
RocketGirl Cogito Ergo Zoom Goddess Join Date: 21 Jan 2001 Location: At the bottom of the sky, third left after Reality Posts: 34,687	"Um...boss? Your planet's dead. That's sad." -Aria, Afterlife "Schadenwawa?" -Aria, Afterlife "Wack-a-ding-hoy?" -Aria, Afterlife Aria rawks.

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