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Thought this would be funnier
Date: Unknown Looking across the battlefield from the back seat of his Mech Burgess Hale was not a happy man at the moment. The source of his current ire was a familiar Battlemaster piloted by the former 'rookie' of his old pirate lance, Ken Jankowicz. "Jankowicz!" the XO of the GDI Foreign Legion thundered into his throat-mike. "What the Hell did you just do?! That downed Mechwarrior was trying to surrender!" Across the com channel the lighter voice of the the younger Mechpilot replied, "I know. I was trying to take him prisoner." Feeling his temper nearly at boiling Hal yelled, "You just Vaporized him!" Silence filled the com channel for a moment before Jankowicz spoke, "I was testing a new function on my weapons, Sir. I thought I had them set for 'Stun'." Patience finally broken, Hale screamed so loud that his front-seater was glad that he had his helmet on and had dialed down the volume of his com-receiver, "How the HELL do you set a PPC to 'Stun'?!" Letting silence reign on the channel for a moment the younger Foreign Legion Mechpilot finally answered, "Apparently not very well. I guess we'll have to tell Zumross and the engineers back 'home' that they need to go back to the drawing board with this one." Pinching the bridge of his nose Hale desperately tried to fight the headache that was beginning to pierce his skull. He desperately hoped that it wasn't a warning sign of an impending brain-aneurysm brought on by stress. "I found out last night that your Momma does something well," Brox suddenly texted across the com channel, the words appearing on the heads-up display. "I take it back! Please let it be a brain-aneurysm! At least that will give me some rest from these two!" Hale suddenly yelled out loud at seeing the text. Down in the front seat of the Mech used by the XO of the GDI Foreign Legion, Lieutenant David Hecht let out a tired sigh. It was just another day at the office. |
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Heh. Very fun piece, even if it is non-canon.
And, hey, we've finally got a name for Hale's copilot! |
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Ironically enough the name came to me comletely by accident as I was finishing the piece. I was writing that sentence when my friend David called to see if I had seen the latest hockey game played by our local NHL team. I took the last name Hecht from my favorite hockey player on that team because his question immediately made me think of it. Thus, Lieutenant David Hecht was born.
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Actually, I could see this being done as an in-canon training exercise either a real-life 'livefire' (if dumbed down/powered down shots) one or a simulation. And the 'officer surrendering' is made of ballistics gell and is really a human sized target on a stick getting moved around by a R/C tracked vehicle. Only the PPC 'stun' shot didn't work out as planned.
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Why do I suddenly have the image of the Myth Busters tryin to use heavy weaponry in a try to prove the 'Befriending Myth'?
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As promised, the aborted attempt to set this fic on "Real Life" Earth.
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I'd still prefer we'd stayed with that. If Psycko had only thought ahead...
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The following has some examples of future Earth tech. It's very much first draft and set in the future during this timeline's version of the Clan Invasion.
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At Rabe's suggestion I'm archiving the Casaba Howitzer test segment in this Thread should anything unforeseen happen to my pc rig and/or HDDs portable or otherwise. It is to be posted when the Story Timeline reaches the date indicated in the location tag.
With the regards to the segment, I also fixed the erroneous use of the GDI Navy to crew Oppenheimer...she's a Dropship that enters and exits atmosphere, according to GDI service branch definitions, she should be crewed by the GDI ASForce. Quote:
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[Heinlein lunar burial moved to canon story thread.]
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Good idea, my friend...
------------------------------------------------------- Tycho Crater The Moon, Sol System March 22nd 2008 Tycho Crater had laid undisturbed every since its its creation by the violent nature of space, as a small asteroid impacted into the lunar surface. But small was only a matter if perception as an asteroid of similar size had wiped out the dinosaurs more than 65 million years ago. Yet since the year 1965 Tycho had a silent sentinel in the form of the three legged spider of Surveyor 7, its dead camera pointed into the center of the crater, its solar panel cracked into pieces by the impact of a tiny asteroid and its antenna array hanging from its hinge from another tiny asteroid impact. The silence of vacuum remained, even as a half spherical shape approached over the edge of the crater, stopping to hover above the lunar surface, a kilometer distant of Surveyor 7. It remained hovering there as a bright illuminated square opened up in its side, a web like object pushing itself out of the square. Stopping twenty meters from the square, a smaller shape moved along the object, a monolith made of polished black stone hanging from a thread as it was lowered towards the lunar surface. Silently and only throwing up little clouds of regolith dust, the monolith sat down and the thread retracted back upwards and the web lice object disappeared. The larger shape kept hovering above the monolith for a few minutes before gracefully moving upwards, disappearing into the deep blackness of space. Now it was only Surveyor 7's camera eye that was pointed at the black monolith and the small golden plaque set into the face of the one times four times nine feet monolith. I once said,
'One of the biggest roles of science fiction is to prepare people to accept the future without pain and to encourage a flexibility of mind. Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.' I never imagined that I could be so right. In Memoriam Sir Arthur Charles Clarke, CBE, FRAS 16 December 1917 19 March 2008
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Just a little non-canon bit - or is it? I found it amusing, and who knows? It might drive both Remus and the ComStar gits nuts...
--------------------------------------------------- It had been a long hot day at the last salvage site, and there was nothing Remus wanted so much as a beer. He headed for a tavern that the GDI folks occasionally frequented. The beer didn't cost any more, and one never knew when one might overhear a bit of valuable gossip. ~*~ Hours later, Remus was rubbing his forehead and wondering how he'd word his next report. If that wasn't bad enough, he'd noted a ComStar employee in the tavern who'd clearly noticed the same trio of Motherloaders that he had. Whatever he reported was also headed by to ComStar as well. What a lovely day this had become. He sighed, and set pen to paper once again, working on the encryption. Normally, it wasn't that much trouble, but this? How the hell was he supposed to encrypt a blasted song? But whatever it was the trio of Motherloaders had been singing when they'd broken out in song -- nonsense or not, it had to be reported. It might be nothing. Or it could be the key to understanding everything. And possibly a warning to the Clans of a greater danger yet to come. But Great Father... why did it have to be karaoke? He sighed and tried to forge onward. Just a few more words and he'd be finished. Then he could finally get some sleep. Searching for a distant star Heading off to Iscandar Leaving all we love behind Who knows what danger we'll find? We must be strong and brave Our home we've got to save If we don't in just one year Mother Earth will disappear. Remus set the pen down, and hid the papers in the usual spot. He'd send the message tomorrow. --------------------------------------------------- ![]() Ed.
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Friday Feburary 12, 2010
The White House Washington DC, USA, Earth Jack Ryan was having a wonderful dream. Cathy was there. So was Jack Jr and Sally and Kattie an dKyle. He couldnlt remember what it was about, but that didn't matter. Just the fact that his family was there made it wonderful. He was awoken by the buzzing of his intercom. A man whose name he did not know, his 27th interim Chief of Staff, was in the decontamination chamber that separated the Oval Office from the outside world. The light in the chamber was red. That meant that he would soon have a 28th interim Chief of Staff. "Mr. President", the nervous man said, "the missile shield was ineffective. The Comstar ships reached orbit without suffering a single casualty and they have begun firing on Europe. Intelligence projects 100% casualties on that continent. " The chief of staff was sweating and shaking far too much for mere nervousness, obvious signs of stage two. Jack imagined that he would soon eat a bullet like his last five Chiefs of staff had. It was much more pleasant than waiting for stage three. "Also the Joint Chiefs are concerned about your battleplans. Some of them think that you may have gone insane." "Tell the Join Chiefs to execute their orders." Jack wasn't in the mood to mince words, not after all that had happened. Not after all that he had lost. "They don't have to know my reasoning, they just have to do what they're told. " It was a gamble, dedicating his entire ground-to-space infrastructure to defending a single small webserver hosting a particular message board. If he had told anyone of his real plan, they probably would have dismissed him as insane. "You can go now", Jack said tersely. When the dying man left Jack went to his computer. He typed in a url. He put n his username and password. He clicked on several links. Code: http://forums.spacebattles.com Username:PresidentJackRyan Password:******** ->Creative Writing ->->Battletech Roundrobin ->->->BT/Clancyverse Round Robin Story Thread. ->->->->Post Reply And Jack Ryan wrote. He wrote quickly. He wrote a repetitive piece filled with boring technical details and annoying typographical errors. He wrote about how two years prior a covert bioweapon attack by ComStar had failed miserably because the disease was designed to attack engineered genes that no one on his world had. He wrote about how ComStar's pathetic ECM was no match for modern guidence systems. He wrote about how the Brightstar laser on the moon burned warships out of the sky before they were within a single AU of Earth. He wrote about how the surviving ComGuard captains surrendered and begged for their lives. Most importantly, he wrote about his his family and friends came into his office with a giant cake to celebrate the victory. And then he clicked the button marked "Submit Reply." In an instant, the bulletproof Plexiglas chamber separating his office from the contaminated and dying planet around him faded into nonexistence. His wife, his children, and his closest friends all came through the door. Even Marko Ramius was there and he was pushing a cart that held a giant cake. |
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Parked here until Story-2010.
180° from CEarth, outward Saturn’s orbit June 1, 2010 The ship stopped. It was basically nothing but a transit drive able to deliver half a gravity with several shipping containers full of computers and communication equipment as well as a massive Torus. The Eagle Four, just as its three brethren, was a mixed design between Star League cores and Earth technology, which had been deployed by dropship in a trans-saturnian orbit. Four of these craft were deployed in 90° spacing with another set of probes for the 45° marks and Zenith and Nadir positions still being assembled. The dropship transporting it waited a few kilometers away, an EVA crew being prepared for last-minute repairs should the last dozen checks in the cargo bays have missed a problem. They previously had deployed a network of communication satellites that would ensure constant communication with Earth regardless of the relative distance and position on the telescopes’ 27 year orbit and Earth. A few minutes after the drive stopped, a set of communication lasers targeted the first of those satellites that repeated and routed the signal the roughly 11 AU route towards Earth – which was located on the other side of the Sun. The same had already happened days early at 90° rimward and coreward position, each halfway between Eagle Four and Earth. Eagle One was located in the last 90° spot – in a similar position as Four, but on the same side of the Sun as Earth. Shackleton GDI base, Shackleton crater, lunar South Pole, Grantville Cluster About one and a half hours later The base was placed at the “peak of eternal light” where sunlight had been nearly constant for millions of years. Next to the fusion reactors, giant batteries of thermocouples were waiting to charge the Brightstar arrays they used for Defense. But this was not the only reason for the first lunar GDI base, as it was also used to relay communication lasers from the big telescopes located at the lunar backside to communication satellites that would route them towards Earth and the LaGrange infrastructure that had assigned orbits allowing the lasers a unrestricted LOS to pirate point. A CSN space command officer looked up from his screen. “Telemetry incoming from Eagle Four. Everything is green. Eagle Formation One complete.” “Eagle Formation One, this is Sky Eye. Mission is go.” Eagle four’s position About one and a half hours later Powerful doors opened in the Torus and antennae masts were deployed, splitting up dozens of times and forming what looked like a massive solar sail. In fact, it was one of four trans-saturnian ship-mounted radio telescopes that granted a 360° view of the sky among the plane of the ecliptic. Each of them had an effective size in the high tens of kilometers. At the same time, a protective cover on the central body slid open, revealing a more “standard” telescope working in the part of the EM spectrum humans called “light”. Shackleton GDI base, Shackleton crater, lunar South Pole, Grantville Cluster Twelve hours later “All instruments are calibrated perfectly, first pictures incoming.” A giant holotank and many screens lit up and were filled with stars immediately. The scientists and Engineers were silent for a second, speechless at the quality of those pictures. Then they cheered for minutes until the mission commander managed to get hold of himself. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is a truly historic moment. The first time in history someone in the ‘Grantville cluster’ has built and deployed a multi-kilometer radio telescope. And” he smiled “the first time in centuries human beings actually are doing big scale astronomic research!”
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Parking this here until we agree to actually do a time skip.
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Placeholder for a fic bit.
This is just a placeholder for JonBerry's bit with Takashi Kurita addressing his "cousin" Chou. I'm posting the link, and only the link, and it will be deleted at Jon's request.
So, for the Chou vs Takashi faceoff regarding the Ares convention, here's the post in question: http://forums.spacebattles.com/showp...ostcount=19889 Ed.
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Note, severely non-canon, especially the armor explanation. Included for completeness's sake:
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Therefore, to knock off the maximum amount of armor, BT targeting systems spread out the fire a little more so that it's not TOO concentrated. This of course results in more misses, but also more armor being knocked off. And some misses could be fluffed as hitting armor shards that have already been knocked off but haven't had time to fall out of the way yet. Hell, the explanation given for a pulse laser's effectiveness in the BoK Trilogy practically agrees with this. And the real advance of the Targeting Computer is that it lets you concentrate all your damage on a single section without wasting much firepower on sections of armor that are already in the process of being blown off. |
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