Duke Nukem would have gone to gold master on April Fools, what a joke

savagemonitor · Apr 3rd 2010, 7:07pm

Uhh, yeah.

That would have been an awesome April Fools joke though.

Bryan · Apr 3rd 2010, 7:27pm

That would have been so awesome but so sad.

DNF has become the biggest joke in gaming.

**Karamozov** · Apr 3rd 2010, 8:37pm

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Originally Posted by Bryan

That would have been so awesome but so sad.

DNF has become the biggest joke in gaming.

They've made Daikatana look like a success in development by now. That is a fucking feat unto itself.

Bryan · Apr 3rd 2010, 9:18pm

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They've made Daikatana look like a success in development by now. That is a fucking feat unto itself.

Oh man, Daikatana. That demo was so horrible. The game was probably even worse.

Xort · Apr 3rd 2010, 10:35pm

That is the very sort of retarded genius I'v come to expect from them.

Bishop Gantry · Apr 4th 2010, 12:40am

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Oh man, Daikatana. That demo was so horrible. The game was probably even worse.

You have no idea

vivftp · Apr 4th 2010, 1:40pm

Well since there's a fresh thread here, I might as well post this odd lil' video that's appeared as of late:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CwHz...layer_embedded

I'm not sure if it signifies anything, but it is all new footage to me. Defiantely doesn't look like any sort of official trailer... just a few bits of gameplay.

*sigh* T'is sad having no info due to the court case... but who knows this vid might actually have some sort of meaning!

white_rabbit · Apr 4th 2010, 2:48pm

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Originally Posted by vivftp

Well since there's a fresh thread here, I might as well post this odd lil' video that's appeared as of late:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CwHz...layer_embedded

I'm not sure if it signifies anything, but it is all new footage to me. Defiantely doesn't look like any sort of official trailer... just a few bits of gameplay.

*sigh* T'is sad having no info due to the court case... but who knows this vid might actually have some sort of meaning!

God, that looked like shit, and the sound effects, such as they were, sucked arse as well.

The biggest failure of project management in gaming history, bar none.

Bryan · Apr 4th 2010, 2:49pm

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Originally Posted by vivftp

Well since there's a fresh thread here, I might as well post this odd lil' video that's appeared as of late:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CwHz...layer_embedded

I'm not sure if it signifies anything, but it is all new footage to me. Defiantely doesn't look like any sort of official trailer... just a few bits of gameplay.

*sigh* T'is sad having no info due to the court case... but who knows this vid might actually have some sort of meaning!

... hold on, is it you who kept arguing that DNF was coming out and was still being made whenever we had these threads bashing DNF?

foamy · Apr 4th 2010, 2:58pm

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... hold on, is it you who kept arguing that DNF was coming out and was still being made whenever we had these threads bashing DNF?

Yup, that was viv.

vivftp · Apr 4th 2010, 3:26pm

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... hold on, is it you who kept arguing that DNF was coming out and was still being made whenever we had these threads bashing DNF?

Uhh yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah... because it was being made, and was coming out... until this whole business with Take Two locked it up in court.

The Martin · Apr 4th 2010, 4:17pm

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Originally Posted by vivftp

Well since there's a fresh thread here, I might as well post this odd lil' video that's appeared as of late:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CwHz...layer_embedded

I'm not sure if it signifies anything, but it is all new footage to me. Defiantely doesn't look like any sort of official trailer... just a few bits of gameplay.

*sigh* T'is sad having no info due to the court case... but who knows this vid might actually have some sort of meaning!

You should get that Stockholm syndrome looked at, mate.

savagemonitor · Apr 4th 2010, 4:46pm

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Originally Posted by vivftp

Uhh yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah... because it was being made, and was coming out... until Take Two decided that they weren't going to continue paying to develop a game that had not delivered on anything in 12 years.

Fixed that for you.

You should face the fact that Duke Nukem Forever is dead and probably was after it exceeded double the average development time of any game that has actually been released.

Shit, we went from "man in outer space" to "man on the moon" in less time than it took to make DNF.

vivftp · Apr 4th 2010, 6:15pm

It'll come, doncha worry

Richardson · Apr 4th 2010, 9:11pm

You sad, sorry little man, you have my pity.

Silly DNF devs, april fools are for people who actually get shit done!

**Cpl_Facehugger** · Apr 4th 2010, 9:17pm

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Originally Posted by vivftp

It'll come, doncha worry

I'd like to have your faith.

SuperS4 · Apr 4th 2010, 9:19pm

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I'd like to have your faith.

Not me. I'd rather not be insane and think something is coming when it's actually not. Realism, as shitty as it is, is much better then unfulfilled hopes

**Cpl_Facehugger** · Apr 4th 2010, 9:29pm

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Not me. I'd rather not be insane and think something is coming when it's actually not. Realism, as shitty as it is, is much better then unfulfilled hopes

Achievement unlocked: Dreamcrusher.

Inquisitor Ryan · Apr 4th 2010, 9:29pm

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It'll come, doncha worry

I have never seen or heard of such delusional beliefs... hell Scientology makes more sense than a continued belief that DNF will come out.

SuperS4 · Apr 4th 2010, 9:34pm

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Achievement unlocked: Dreamcrusher.

I wonder what the icon for that would be

Duke with a bullet hole in his head? Nah, too Duke specific. A dream catcher that's been shattered maybe?

Splattercat · Apr 4th 2010, 11:08pm

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Originally Posted by SuperS4

I wonder what the icon for that would be

Duke with a bullet hole in his head? Nah, too Duke specific. A dream catcher that's been shattered maybe?

Howabout a fist crushing a comic-book-like thought bubble..?

DrStrangelove · Apr 4th 2010, 11:24pm

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Originally Posted by vivftp

It'll come, doncha worry

Right after Starcraft3 ships

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Originally Posted by SuperS4

I wonder what the icon for that would be

Duke with a bullet hole in his head? Nah, too Duke specific. A dream catcher that's been shattered maybe?

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Apr 3rd 2010, 7:07pm	#1
savagemonitor Your Mom's Open Source! Join Date: 16 May 2003 Posts: 4,745	Duke Nukem would have gone to gold master on April Fools, what a joke Uhh, yeah. That would have been an awesome April Fools joke though. __________________ Success is not a given just because failure is not an option.

Apr 3rd 2010, 7:27pm	#2
Bryan The Great Goof! Rear Admiral Join Date: 16 Dec 1999 Location: United States of Jesus Posts: 34,404	That would have been so awesome but so sad. DNF has become the biggest joke in gaming. __________________ I am a goof! "Common sense tells us that the government's attempts to solve large problems more often create new ones. Common sense also tells us that a top-down, one-size-fits-all plan will not improve the workings of a nationwide health-care system that accounts for one-sixth of our economy."- Sarah Palin The Wise November 2010- Yes We Can Chuck Norris is a Republican. Think about it...

Apr 3rd 2010, 10:35pm	#5
Xort Mahō Shōjo Rear Admiral Otaku Join Date: 8 Feb 2001 Location: Svartalfheim Posts: 34,809	That is the very sort of retarded genius I'v come to expect from them. __________________ Finding the meaning of life in organized religion is about as likely as finding a pub in Saudi Arabia called the Shop Lifter's Arms. - Pat Condell "Being a robot's great but we don't have emotions and sometimes that makes me very sad." - Bender

Apr 4th 2010, 1:40pm	#7
vivftp Trekspert Join Date: 26 Jun 2004 Posts: 14,231	Well since there's a fresh thread here, I might as well post this odd lil' video that's appeared as of late: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CwHz...layer_embedded I'm not sure if it signifies anything, but it is all new footage to me. Defiantely doesn't look like any sort of official trailer... just a few bits of gameplay. sigh T'is sad having no info due to the court case... but who knows this vid might actually have some sort of meaning! __________________ Official 3D Realms Pimp. Official Trekspert of SB.com SATURDAY JUNE 30, 2007 [12:50am] <+ZenGwen> Ah well. Viv wins at hugging. SATURDAY JUNE 30, 2007 [01:42am] <+ZenGwen> I would like to state, for the record, that viv is really nice and minimally strange in person.

Apr 4th 2010, 6:15pm	#14
vivftp Trekspert Join Date: 26 Jun 2004 Posts: 14,231	It'll come, doncha worry __________________ Official 3D Realms Pimp. Official Trekspert of SB.com SATURDAY JUNE 30, 2007 [12:50am] <+ZenGwen> Ah well. Viv wins at hugging. SATURDAY JUNE 30, 2007 [01:42am] <+ZenGwen> I would like to state, for the record, that viv is really nice and minimally strange in person.

Apr 4th 2010, 9:11pm	#15
Richardson Champion of ROCK Join Date: 15 Dec 2007 Location: The Final Frontier Posts: 8,106	You sad, sorry little man, you have my pity. Silly DNF devs, april fools are for people who actually get shit done! __________________ Trekkie Follower of the Red and Blue Orders, faithful to the Rules of Highly Effective Pirates, Builder of the SBSS Kep Salu Handwaves. This IS the kickass you are looking for. Go anywhere, and I will cut you down myself. Champion of the Gods of METAL, RICH the Awesome, master and commander of the MASTER OF WAVES, and generally the man who rocked out the end of the world.

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