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Old Apr 4th 2010, 12:17am   #26
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I think I have a better idea than merely poking this one.

*impales the newb*
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Old Apr 4th 2010, 3:03am   #27
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Missed the hearth thanks.

Here, have your stake back.
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Old Apr 4th 2010, 9:05am   #28
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*Jedi mind trick* I'm not here to
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Poke me
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Ah, Matt's the one who opened this. I'm sorry, he's on my ignore list. I must have only read the first reply and assumed that was the opening post.
If that's the case, then I'll leave him to his Star Wars dribble. Darth_Yuthura on putting me on his ignore list
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Old Apr 6th 2010, 11:07am   #29
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Thats enough out of you Vladislav, *poke*
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Old Apr 6th 2010, 11:12am   #30
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Cry Havoc and let loose the Poking Tanks of Poking!

And Vlad?

*Slips through the Webway and Pokes*

Welcome to SB, leave your sanity by the door, and Please Mind the Rules.

cpj1227 we may need the Orbital Pokes here soon.

*Hops back into the Webway.*
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Old Apr 6th 2010, 9:52pm   #31
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cpj1227 we may need the Orbital Pokes here soon.
Noted. *feeds coordinates into targeting computer*

You might want to be careful with using the Poking Tank; some would say that not even I have the clearance for it, and I've been here almost two years longer than you.
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Old Apr 6th 2010, 9:59pm   #32
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He should I've used without older members complaining
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Old Apr 7th 2010, 7:37am   #33
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Noted. *feeds coordinates into targeting computer*

You might want to be careful with using the Poking Tank; some would say that not even I have the clearance for it, and I've been here almost two years longer than you.
Have no fear.. for I am here
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Ah, Matt's the one who opened this. I'm sorry, he's on my ignore list. I must have only read the first reply and assumed that was the opening post.
If that's the case, then I'll leave him to his Star Wars dribble. Darth_Yuthura on putting me on his ignore list
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Old Apr 12th 2010, 9:37am   #34
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*fasens a small calibur nuke on the ass end of tank, then runs away very fast. To watch the amazing fireworks on hand.*
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Old Apr 12th 2010, 9:49am   #35
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SNIP
HAVE AT THEE!!!!!
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Ah, Matt's the one who opened this. I'm sorry, he's on my ignore list. I must have only read the first reply and assumed that was the opening post.
If that's the case, then I'll leave him to his Star Wars dribble. Darth_Yuthura on putting me on his ignore list
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Old Apr 12th 2010, 10:29am   #36
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*fasens a small calibur nuke on the ass end of tank, then runs away very fast. To watch the amazing fireworks on hand.*
Better than you have tried; from what I've heard that thing's made of pure Wanktonium.
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Old Apr 12th 2010, 10:32am   #37
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Old Apr 14th 2010, 2:48pm   #38
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Did you even read the OP? Ahhh....here I thought the great X on would come with something more creative.

*X on panda sees the bamboo fortress*

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Yum!Yum!*takes a mouth full of bamboo and chews really hard breaking his teeth*
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Old Apr 14th 2010, 2:57pm   #39
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X on is a tad slow at times
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Old Apr 14th 2010, 7:57pm   #40
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*trips and makes falls any attempt to poke*
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Old Apr 15th 2010, 1:42pm   #41
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Makes falls?

I think the anesthesia worked he's gibbering
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Old Apr 16th 2010, 12:00pm   #42
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well yeah fall. you tripped before any poke reached me.
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Old Apr 16th 2010, 12:07pm   #43
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You mean fail noob

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Old Apr 16th 2010, 12:10pm   #44
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well yeah fall. you tripped before any poke reached me.
*smiles, then trips him and runs*

PURGE!
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Ah, Matt's the one who opened this. I'm sorry, he's on my ignore list. I must have only read the first reply and assumed that was the opening post.
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Old Apr 16th 2010, 3:23pm   #45
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"well, no. I really mean that I tripped you before you did your stuff."
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Old Apr 16th 2010, 3:32pm   #46
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What.The.Fuck?

I'm completely lost.

What happened?
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Old Apr 16th 2010, 3:34pm   #47
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What.The.Fuck?

I'm completely lost.

What happened?
Urd and his "LOL SO RANDUMB! XD" RPing happened.
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"Explaining the fact I tripped him."
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