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Old Nov 27th 2009, 2:21am   #1
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The craziest mash-ups of the most AWESOME settings

Okay, imagine if Exalted suddenly merged with the world of Rifts.

Would that be the most jaw-breakingly AWESOME setting or what?
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Old Nov 27th 2009, 2:30am   #2
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Isn't Exalted by itself awesome to make most of Rifts lame?
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Old Nov 27th 2009, 3:02am   #3
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Isn't Exalted by itself awesome to make most of Rifts lame?
you have it backwards in rifts exalteds are the slow bus supers
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Old Nov 27th 2009, 3:10am   #4
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Bitches please. The most craziest-awesome crossover would be Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who and Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
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Old Nov 27th 2009, 3:18am   #5
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Okay, imagine if Exalted suddenly merged with the world of Rifts.

Would that be the most jaw-breakingly AWESOME setting or what?
I think it would be the setting I've not heard anything about and thus do not care.

Moving on!
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Old Nov 27th 2009, 5:32am   #6
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Bitches please. The most craziest-awesome crossover would be Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who and Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
And Futurama.
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Old Nov 27th 2009, 5:51am   #7
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Nah.

It's either Gao Gurren Gar, or the adventures of the GSV Castle Heterodyne
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you have it backwards in rifts exalteds are the slow bus supers
People who have a quantum tap in their brain compared to a lot of half assed alt Earths that are low tech. What am I missing?
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Old Nov 27th 2009, 6:25am   #9
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Twilight merged with the Salvation War.

*shudders in ecstasy*
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People who have a quantum tap in their brain compared to a lot of half assed alt Earths that are low tech. What am I missing?

THE COSMIC FORGE.

That's what.
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Bitches please. The most craziest-awesome crossover would be Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who and Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
This... Oh God This.
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Bitches please. The most craziest-awesome crossover would be Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who and Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
You forgot Discworld.
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Twilight merged with the Salvation War.

*shudders in ecstasy*
That sounds fucking horrendous.
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That sounds fucking horrendous.
Remember that Card's sense of win is heavily skewed due to being bit by a radioactive and/or rabid Twilight fangirl.
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Twilight merged with the Salvation War.

*shudders in ecstasy*
No. Just no.
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That sounds fucking horrendous.
So, legions of vampires fighting demons from Hell in an epic curbstomp is bad?

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No. Just no.
Of course, it would consist entirely of the perspective of a 17 year old psychic torn between her love of one of the demons who possesses her and a vampire. It would also never show real action, besides occasional technowank curbstomp scenes, and have characterization from the Pit.

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I actually have a write up of Supernatural, Twilight, and Angel smashed together somewhere on another forum...

I haven't been able to find it lately

Also, Miley is not radioactive!
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You forgot Discworld.
We will be reaching WMD-levels of awesome.
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Anything can be rediculously effing awesome.

Anything can be so bad as to cause a universal mass existance failure.

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The ultimate crossover would be Jakverse circa X Combat Racing, Half-Life 2, Transmetropolitan, and Samurai Jack.

Seriously, think about it.
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So, legions of vampires fighting demons from Hell in an epic curbstomp is bad?
Yes. Clearly the HEA should just consider the vampires to be demon infiltrators and wipe them all out.
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Yes. Clearly the HEA should just consider the vampires to be demon infiltrators and wipe them all out.
Notice, they didn't with the insane humans who they used to open the portals, the ones who existed because of demon genetic manipulation. These rapidly became the backbone of the invasion force. The sheer level of trust given to them shows that they would indeed be willing to make use of such a resource.
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Notice, they didn't with the insane humans who they used to open the portals, the ones who existed because of demon genetic manipulation. These rapidly became the backbone of the invasion force. The sheer level of trust given to them shows that they would indeed be willing to make use of such a resource.
Those insane humans weren't drinking blood. Unless twilight is so retarded that the vampires don't even drink blood, I don't follow that crap.
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Those insane humans weren't drinking blood. Unless twilight is so retarded that the vampires don't even drink blood, I don't follow that crap.
The Cullens and Denali coven don't, maybe one or two others are like that.

Vast majority are mass murdering monsters, but they don't show up very much.
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