5 Battlefield Screw Ups That Were Hilarious (Until People Died)

legionare · Nov 27th 2009, 11:53am

http://www.cracked.com/article/208_5...people-died_p1

5 is funny, but 1 just made me go, are you serious?...

Damar · Nov 27th 2009, 12:28pm

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Originally Posted by legionare

http://www.cracked.com/article/208_5...people-died_p2

5 is funny, but 1 just made me go, are you serious?...

First thing that came to mind when reading 1:

Lightning_Count · Nov 27th 2009, 12:59pm

I'll see all those examples and raise you this...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes

thatguy · Nov 27th 2009, 7:05pm

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Originally Posted by Lightning_Count

I'll see all those examples and raise you this...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes

There are no words....

Magni · Nov 27th 2009, 9:03pm

You know, I'm normally a follower of the belief that there is no such thing as overkill, but Kiska... 35.000 men, almost 200 ships, several hundred planes to get an island that is by estimate defended by about 500 japanese? 1:70 odds? Yeah, even I think that that's overdoing it a bit.

Desert Fox · Nov 27th 2009, 9:38pm

It might have been used a practice run as well.....

Also, the article is deceptive....Intelligence was that there were 5,200 on the Island
As well, 87 of the casualties were due a destroyer hitting a mine and more were due to traps the Japanese left.

Minohtar · Nov 27th 2009, 10:42pm

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Originally Posted by Magni

You know, I'm normally a follower of the belief that there is no such thing as overkill, but Kiska... 35.000 men, almost 200 ships, several hundred planes to get an island that is by estimate defended by about 500 japanese? 1:70 odds? Yeah, even I think that that's overdoing it a bit.

It was a goof overall, sure, but there is no such thing as "overdoing it" for a WWII-style amphibious assault. Attacking a defensive position is bad enough, attacking a defensive position from the ocean is even worse. Look at the casualty rates from some of the island-hopping campaign in the Pacific for an idea.

TheMarine · Nov 27th 2009, 10:42pm

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Originally Posted by Magni

You know, I'm normally a follower of the belief that there is no such thing as overkill, but Kiska... 35.000 men, almost 200 ships, several hundred planes to get an island that is by estimate defended by about 500 japanese? 1:70 odds? Yeah, even I think that that's overdoing it a bit.

Well to be honest the japs tended to need that much as they fought to the death. We tended to throw numbers at them because it took that much even with numbers on our side. If they didn't have such shitty weapons and a fanatical need to blow us up we might have seen worse numbers in dead. These people made suicide everything just to kill US troops. Hell the invasion of the home islands had them telling civvies to charge US lines with pitchforks.

Still invading a island that you know is empty is retarded.

Q99 · Nov 28th 2009, 12:07am

I point to the Dogger Bank Incident/'Voyage of the Damned'

legionare · Nov 28th 2009, 12:17am

Thats just funny, if only this was all true!

Dark Asendant · Nov 28th 2009, 1:00am

I can't decide with is more unbelievably incompetent, #4 or #2.

XaLEv · Nov 28th 2009, 3:14am

Why do people link to the second page of these things?

legionare · Nov 28th 2009, 3:27am

HAPPY NOW

PT2 is better!

Desert Fox · Nov 28th 2009, 3:37am

I have often thought that it is not the commander who does brilliantly who wins but the one who screws up the least

Roi Danton · Nov 28th 2009, 3:47am

#2 is so awesome.

"We will attack by your command, my lord....My Lord? General? Captain? Anyone...?"

blackseven · Nov 28th 2009, 4:17am

/facepalm

Somehow, #3 seems the worst to me, as the General had every reason to know he fucked up and could totally get out of it scott-free and purposely decided not to.

Raghar · Nov 28th 2009, 8:31am

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Originally Posted by Lightning_Count

I'll see all those examples and raise you this...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes

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This article's factual accuracy is disputed. Please see the relevant discussion on the talk page. (October 2009)

Did badmouthing become history?

Forgetful · Nov 28th 2009, 9:43am

Number three was it?

That general needs an injection of Military Common Sense.

Enosh · Nov 28th 2009, 9:54am

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Originally Posted by Lightning_Count

I'll see all those examples and raise you this...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes

Self-inflicted defeat

that's such a negative view on it

it was a self inflicting victory, i mean someone had to win in the batle

Lightning_Count · Nov 28th 2009, 10:04am

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Originally Posted by Raghar

Did badmouthing become history?

You'd have to ask the authors of the source materiel

Given the Austrian Army was a multinational force from across Eastern Europe without a common language it's not unfeasible, though it'd be nice to have a primary source. Still, I doubt many commanders would wish to chronicle such a loss

Didn't stop the Turks losing the war though

Raghar · Nov 28th 2009, 10:10am

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Originally Posted by Lightning_Count

You'd have to ask the authors of the source materiel

Well they are dead for only several hundred years.

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Given the Austrian Army was a multinational force from across Eastern Europe without a common language it's not unfeasible, though it'd be nice to have a primary source. Still, I doubt many commanders would wish to chronicle such a loss

Actually German language was a common language for government officials. I doubt a common person knew it well. (English is simpler than the pain called German language.)

Lightning_Count · Nov 28th 2009, 10:18am

I mean the authors of the books referenced as source material on the page

And while German may have been common for officials and perhaps officers, the blame seems to lay with regular soldiers who likely weren't multi lingual.

Read about this in a newspaper and seemed to fit the topic at hand

Nonite · Nov 28th 2009, 12:24pm

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Originally Posted by Damar

First thing that came to mind when reading 1:

And I thought the SAS bits in Modern Warfare were unrealistic. I guess not.

Prince Charon · Nov 30th 2009, 10:47pm

I find it very disturbing to see military decisions in which I can honestly say I, a civilian with no prior uniformed service (beyond the cub scouts), could have done better. Seriously, Wallace was behind the enemy.

SWPIGWANG · Dec 1st 2009, 12:24am

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Seriously, Wallace was behind the enemy.

If you are behind the enemy's front line, it means it you are likely in the middle of the enemy forces....better get out of it and save your bacon!

Nov 27th 2009, 11:53am	#1
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Magni Assault Engineer Join Date: 9 May 2009 Location: Ostallgäu, Bavaria Posts: 2,186	You know, I'm normally a follower of the belief that there is no such thing as overkill, but Kiska... 35.000 men, almost 200 ships, several hundred planes to get an island that is by estimate defended by about 500 japanese? 1:70 odds? Yeah, even I think that that's overdoing it a bit. __________________ If God were real, you could charge this guy with conspiracy to commit murder. But he's not, so he's just an impotent freak with an imaginary friend. - Rye, about a pastor praying for Obamas death "In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it." - Field Marshal Erwin Rommel 40K - where the genocidal, xenocidal, fascist, ultraconservative zealots with a morbid fear of technology and an unhealthy fondness for burning things... are the good guys.

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Desert Fox Vulpine Tank Commander Commodore Join Date: 30 Nov 2003 Location: Riding in my Tank Posts: 13,707	It might have been used a practice run as well..... Also, the article is deceptive....Intelligence was that there were 5,200 on the Island As well, 87 of the casualties were due a destroyer hitting a mine and more were due to traps the Japanese left. __________________ If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope of reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed - Albert Einstein, German-born American Physicist

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Roi Danton King Join Date: 18 Oct 2004 Location: Free State of Bavaria Posts: 548	#2 is so awesome. "We will attack by your command, my lord....My Lord? General? Captain? Anyone...?"

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Lightning_Count For Gallia! Join Date: 28 May 2001 Location: Yorkshire, England Posts: 11,731	I mean the authors of the books referenced as source material on the page And while German may have been common for officials and perhaps officers, the blame seems to lay with regular soldiers who likely weren't multi lingual. Read about this in a newspaper and seemed to fit the topic at hand __________________ Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark Don't you smile at me... that's not even a real smile! It's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind- Faceman My name is Saul Tigh. I'm an officer in the Colonial Fleet. Whatever else I am, whatever else it means, that's the man I want to be. And if I die today, that's the man I'll be AGAMEMNON, Founding member of the Omega class Destroyer appreciation society, severing dreams since '94.

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