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6 | 35.29% |
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2 | 11.76% |
| Tyr cheats, and uses the F-Lance's other use (gun) |
  
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6 | 35.29% |
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Jun 22nd 2001, 2:45pm
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Ia! Ia! Kamina fthagn!
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Neroon vs. Tyr
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Jun 22nd 2001, 2:53pm
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Tyr extends his F-lance and asks Neroon about his Fighting pike. While he talking to him Tyr fires effectors and kills him.
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Jun 22nd 2001, 3:01pm
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-If it weren't for that force lance I'd say Neroon.
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Jun 22nd 2001, 3:08pm
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Tyr opens the F-lance and gets ready to fight but before Neroon can get a hit in Tyr fires a few effectors at Neroon
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Jun 22nd 2001, 3:47pm
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Neroon easily
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Jun 22nd 2001, 8:29pm
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Tyr points the f-lance like a gun, and Neroon pulls out a ppg and shoots tyr.
Neroon: You honestly don't expect me to fall for that cheap a trick, do you? I *DID* personally slaughter several thousand humans during the war. //Tyr is strangely unresponsive due to the burn mark on his forehead.
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Jun 22nd 2001, 8:41pm
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It was 50,000 humans he killed
Personally.
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Jun 22nd 2001, 9:24pm
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Tyr takes a stance, Neroon charges, and has time to say WHAT THE FUCK! As severial bolts fire from the F-Lance, change direction, and frag his ass. After all, he would not know the endless number of Abilities that the force lance has. The Program in the Efectors to "Hit the Bonehead". Not that hard. PS: IMNOHO, the 50,000 human number is pure bull. If he did kill that many personally it would be from manully targeting defenceless human colonies and fireing, killing countless woman and children. Minbari are scum, pure and simple.
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The very first Role-Playing Games took place in dungeon settings. Partly this was due to the symbolism inherent in the repressive setting of quasi-European feudal society, but mostly because it was because gamer guys thought hot elf chicks chained up by evil overlords were cool. "Orkses is never beaten in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die so it don't count as defeat. If we runs for it we don't die neither, so we can always cum back for anuvver go, see!" |
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Jun 22nd 2001, 9:29pm
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You both got it wrong. It more like this, both Tyr and the Minbari are fighting and then comes Rommie
 and bitch slap them both. 
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Jun 22nd 2001, 9:30pm
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We know from the EA people that the Minbari were mostly ignoring civillian targets, and we see a lot of hand to hand in the montage. Londo even mentions the humans using Knives. According to the record of the campaign in B5wars, the whole reason the war lasted as long as it did is because the Minbari got bogged down in ground battles while their fleet could have been kicking @ss and taking names. We have yet to see a Minbari whose fighting sucked. On the other hand, maybe I'm forgetful, but I really didn't see too much impressive stuff from the Nietzcheans.
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Jun 22nd 2001, 9:47pm
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Did Hitler kill over 20 million people? Not personally, but yes, he's considered having killed 20 million people because of the war with the USSR, which he started.
Did Truman kill the people of Hiroshima? Did the bomber Crew of the B-29 known as the Enola Gay kill the people of Hiroshima? Not personally, but Truman authorized the dropping of the atomic bomb on them, and the bomber crew armed and dropped the thing. Since they created the circumstances, gave the orders, that led to that death, they are considered responsible. The argument that Neroon personally killed 50,000 humans is preposterous. As the aide to one of the Minbari's more important military commanders, he would have been present, and giving the orders, for multiple engagements and bombardments that would have led to those deaths. Thus, he is responsible for these deaths. In other words, he killed them. That argument is far more logical than assuming that Neroon personally killed 50,000 individual humans in combat. On the issue at hand, I've seen one Andromeda episode, the one where Tyr loses his memory and is stuck on that low tech world with that nice-looking short-haired woman , and judging by what he did, yeah, Tyr rips Neroon a new one.
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Jun 22nd 2001, 9:50pm
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BTW, for real, non-cannonfodder Nietzchean watch the Honey Offering, Under the Night, or An Affirming Flame. PS: If you want to learn alot about the Nietzchens, go to this page: http://www.keithhamiltoncobb.com/anc...indexblack.htm
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Jun 22nd 2001, 9:53pm
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Ah, Music of a Distant Drum, I wonder if it gets messy enough that Tyr would bite off the Minbari era off like he did in the finale.
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Jun 22nd 2001, 10:02pm
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The very first Role-Playing Games took place in dungeon settings. Partly this was due to the symbolism inherent in the repressive setting of quasi-European feudal society, but mostly because it was because gamer guys thought hot elf chicks chained up by evil overlords were cool. "Orkses is never beaten in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die so it don't count as defeat. If we runs for it we don't die neither, so we can always cum back for anuvver go, see!" |
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Jun 23rd 2001, 1:29am
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Since I`m an evil crackhead, my version of the fight has Tyr lacking that gun in the F-lance(just say it`s disabled for some reason). Fight starts with Neroon getting the first shot in by nailing Tyr in the chest with a stabbing motion while Tyr went to try and duck a shot to the stomach while extending the F-lance. Fighting continues back and forth for about 20-25 minutes until Tyr tries to pull a big jump over Neroon, gets the pike between the legs and then slammed back down to the ground, losing the F-lance when Neroon crushed his face in at the nose area area with the tip of the Pike.
I`ve seen two episodes of Andromeda and I can genuinely say I`m not all that impressed with the Nietzcheans in general, though Tyr is kind of impressive on some occasions(as in when he`s not standing around mouth breathing with his eyes open real wide ).
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