A Hero: A Puella Magi Magica Madoka/Doctor Who crossover MK2

Main reason I like Discworld.

When Death temporarily took over for the hogsfather and came across the dying matchstick girl. He saved her and his substitute elf threw snowballs at the angels.

I never liked the matchstick girl story.

Now you are giving her magic powers LOL!

No, I gave her MAGIC POWERS THAT DRAW FROM WHAT LITTLE HOPE SHE HAS OF LIVING! I TURNED HER INTO CRYSTALINE BEING OF ELDERITCH MACHINERY COMMANDING A BODY OF EMPTY FLESH AND BONE TO FIGHT CREATURES BORN FROM THE FEVERISH DYING DREAMS OF THOSE WHO WERE ONCE HER SISTERS IN ALL BUT BLOOD, SO THAT SHE MAY DEPOSIT THE DARKNESS THAT CLOUDS HER SOUL UPON THEIR COLD METALIC SHELLS AND KEEP THE MINUSCULE FLAME THAT KEEPS HER WARM IN THE FROSTY NIGHT FROM EXTINGUISHING!

I FASHIONED HER SELF INTO A BEING THAT WILL NOT DIE UNTIL HER VERY SOUL IS EXTINGUISHED! I MADE HER A GEAR WITHIN A MECHANISM WITHIN A MACHINE WITHIN A SYSTEM ENGINEERED BY A CREATURE THAT SPANS GALAXIES THROUGH IT'S MIND, WHO MOVES TOWARDS COMBATING A THREAT THAT WILL ONLY COME TRUE WHEN THE LAST STAR HAS DIED AND GIVEN RISE TO THE VOID OF VOIDS!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Edit: Behold! The corniest speech ever!

And then you stuck her within spitting distance of the Doctor. I sense a new companion in the works.

Should I be interpreting that evil laughter in the tone of Disgaea's Laharl?

EDIT: Damn, speaking of the overlord... most disconcerting on the timing.

Meanwhile, I has no idea about Vladivostock's weather. You did Zoya's name right.
Awesome snipplet.

I'm interested in the moment when the Doctor figures out that there's a Dalek in the pocket universe. Also very interested in whether the Incubator has heard of the Time Lords. I've gathered they had a slightly larger 'legend' imprint after the Time War than the Daleks did because of their long history and influence.

I have a feeling that the alien Council of Vagueness might be having a meeting soon to discuss all of the Temporal anomolies that are popping up all over Earth via methods unknown to themselves.

Now I have an urge to whack a dalek with alluminium bat for using Everyone is Poor in Russia trope.

Considering who the character is based on it's totally appropriate. That was, well, not a happy story.

So the Doctor arrived (well, close enough considering there's a Puella Magi nearby), and soon to come in contact with said Puella Magi and/or Witches and/or Incubators?

Let's see... would the worst case scenario be Rory and Amy being dragged into a Witch's barrier, or the Doctor befriend the Puella Magi and then watch her Witch-ify in front of hie eyes?

Actually, wouldn't it be just continuing their ongoing observations of temporal anomalies? Remember they are going through linear time as apposed to the doctor.

I imagine people fighting off Entropy would be advanced enough to notice temporal hijinks, even if they themselves aren't capable of it. If nothing else, QB is going to be right miffed when he realises there's *another* Elder Race guy that he's never met before running around interfering with the whole "defeat Entropy" plan. God forbid if QB gets even a partial scan of the TARDIS, hah, block transfer computation for the win!

That if nothing else might provoke the alien dudes to actually get more involved. I mean, when someone shows up with BTC's...yeah, its waaaaay outside of "the plan" at that point.

So is Caan going to make an appearance and give an alternative explanation on why he was driven insane besides breaching a Timelock?

I was under the impression that it was less that he breached a timelock so much as flying into the heart of the Time War completely unprotected aside from his casing. Remember, the War was sufficiently eldritch so as to bring into being such things as the Skaro Degredations, the Nightmare Child, the Army of Meanwhiles and Neverweres led by the Could've Been King, and the Horde of Travesties. I get the impression that the Time War was turning reality into a full-on Lovecraftian Nightmare.

How long till Sec discovers Minecraft?

Or, god forbid, Terraria?

I wanna read Sec ranting about being assaulted by giant eyeballs. Again.

Oh god, if they see what the TARDIS truly is, they will blow a fuse!

Also, why do I get the feeling that the highest levels of science/technology can only be reached through emotion? I mean, the Skasis Paradim needs children, as it's not based entitrely on logic, so wouldn't that mean that the highest reaches of progress can only be reached through emotion? Would be a kick up the ass for the Coalition, finding out that they and similar beings have crippled themselves.

I find it difficult to believe that the race that supplied Homura with a time machine is incapable of time travel. The question is whether or not they think it's worth the energy.

They didn't supply her with time travel. They unlocked her unique potential to give herself time travel. They don't make the magic, they need humans for that. It's also the only reason why they are on earth in the first place; only humans make this kind of bullshit possible.

Damn, this makes us look more like the TTGL humanity by the minute. Go and break through the heaven, I bet Madokami will be miffed that you put a hole in her wall.

Breaching the Time Lock and Time War exposure wasn't what made Caan go bonkers. It was seeing all of time.

Every possible timeline, every impossible timeline. Everything that could, might, and couldn't have been.

He knows exactly what Davros made the Daleks into.

Which has excellent potential. If he shows up and speaks to Sec, he may be willing to join our heroic Dalek.

Though, I wonder; how would Sec take this little change of heart?

That's a bit complicated I think. Sec may be heroic in this but he still wants to recreate the Dalek Race, Caan on the other hand wanted the Dalek Race dead. So I suspect a reunion between the two would go poorly, and probably rather hilariously.

Shouty Dalek argument!

YOU BE-TRAY-ED THE DA-LEKS, AND YOU BE-TRAY-ED MEEE!

I Be-TrAy-Ed No-ThInG! TEEEEeEeHEheHEhEhEHEEE!!

So how fucked are the Elder Race now that the impossible has happen a Dalek and a Time Lord Working together to rape them?

I rate that as a 10.9 on the Oh god scale of 10.