A Hero: A Puella Magi Magica Madoka/Doctor Who crossover MK2

No, No. IT should be like this:

"WAIT, YOU ALL-OWED DRA-VOS, AND THE REST OF THE DA-LEKS TO TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF THE DOC-TOR!?!"
"YeS, I DiD! THE DaL-eKs ArE-"
"SON-OF-A-THAL! I WANT-ED TO DO THAT! I WOULD HAVE MADE IT MORE PAIN-FULL!!!"
"...WhAt."

About the same as Yukari, Q, and Tzeentch having a contest on who could make a mortals life more interesting.

aaaaand I now have a new fanfic idea.

Finish the Levethix'Moxt fics first.

...actually... Those three getting into a one-up manship contest would explain a LOT about poor Lev.

Remove that decimal point and you'll be in the ballpark, especially with Zoya. Good effin' LORD the Incubators are gonna get royally FUCKED when this is all over.

Not yet there working to the same goal alone so 10.9 then when they meet the Doctor will be suspicious of Sec so they will work at cross purposes making it 10.5 then they team up giving us 110.

The 10th Doctor actually says something along the lines of that in the Age of Steel when he confronts the Cybercontroller Lumic.

I am now picturing Sec being asked by Kyuuby 'What is this?' and being shown the Doctor and/or the Tardis. Then actually getting amused (or as close as a Dalek gets to it with schadenfreude) and says something to the effect "There are X (where X is a rather large number) of words in the Dalek language to describe a poor strategic position. None of them are sufficiently dire to describe yours. :drevil:

Hmm, all right. Yeah, 10.9 at the moment. When Dalek and Doctor shake hand and plunger, then the Incubators collectively shit themselves.

If Sec's feeling honest he will say this.

THAT IS THE BRING-ER OF DARK-NESS. THE DES-TROY-ER OF WOR-LDS, THE KA FAR-AQ GA-TRI. THE ON-COM-ING STO-RM. YOU WILL KN-OW FEAR AND YOU WILL DIE WHEN HE COM-ES FOR YOU.

About Sec and Caan: Caan's problem seems to be with what the Daleks were. If Sec reforms the Daleks, Caan would probably be all for it. In fact, I suspect Caan was counting on this.

About Sec and Kyubey: Yeah, Sec's probably gonna freak when he sees that.

Also, does anyone else have trouble with the x and c buttons for Sec's name? My brain seems to have a in-built spellchecker. :/

Oh, I support it wholeheartedly. Incubators must be a global phenomenon. I don't think they'd let most of the planet gone to waste, there are so much resources to take advantage of...

Now I feel like posting my own fic again. My hate for QB must be expressed more widely :rage:

No, these words taste very differently to me

I don't know about canon, but in THIS universe, a Caan who's seen every possible timeline is folding his tentacles in front of his face and saying "just as planned".

No, my brain loves rhymes too much to change sec from a hard 'k' sound. Also, I've seen/heard 'sec' used as an abbreviation for 'seconds' so many times it's gotten it's own internal spellcheck entry.

I want an epic Doctor speech...

Or even better an epic Doctor/Sec speech.

IT would be glorious.

Other than the fact that I'm quite sure that the Dalek language has words for the strategic situation of being on the wrong end of the Doctor

Or....

Sec: Wow dude your fucked six ways to sunday. You did the impossible you allied a Time Lord and a Dalek. You are Fucked man.

Now imagine that in Dalek speech

For Daleks, that's synonymous with life.

A neatly categorised list of the Doctor's triumphs feels like the Dalek style, getting the point across without being too poetic: "He Has De-Fea-Ted 17000 Plan-Et-Ar-Y Heg-E-Mons, 3000 In-Ter-Stell-Ar Pow-Ers, 57 Gal-Ac-Tic Em-Pires, 19 Pan-U-Ni-Ver-Sal Threats, And 12 Da-Lek Ar-Ma-Das. You Will Fail."

Of course, if the Incubators surrender, the Doctor will be merciful - he's tried to save both Davros and the Master before now - but Sec will discretely make sure they don't.

There is a scene from one of the Baker era serials, City of Death maybe . Anyway the Daleks energy weapons are being disrupted by a alien city. So they build themselves some slug throwers to replace them and we see the Dalek Saucers firing range.

Now bare in mind that at this point they don't know the Doctor is on the planet and as far as we know the Doctor has not had a run in with the Daleks of this time period or hundreds years before hand.

The targets they use are tiny TARDIS models

They also accepted a testimony from him on what was and wasn't a Dalek. They may of hated and feared him, but they also seem to have a respect of sorts for him. I mean, can you imagine them accepting the word of anything else over their own technology and scanners? Besides Davros, I mean.

Yes, but as others point out being on the wrong side of a Time Lord for a Dalek is like a fish and water. However while Omnicidal Space Nazis I don't think the Daleks have turned little girls into lich tyke bombs in a self perpertuating cycle for several millenia.

It's not that the Doctor is opposing them, it's how horrified he'll be at what is being done, and how it will, inspire, him. You know the Ninth running across his first Dalek survivor, or Eleven at Demon's Run? That will probably look like Mahatma Gandhi in comparison.

Sec could just list the Doctor's 3,005 "outstanding convictions" including 1,400 minor traffic violations, 250 evasions of library fines, and 18 planetary demolitions.

Yeah. I mean, there's being evil, and then there's just being a flat out MONSTER.

The Rebel Daleks grew themselves a little girl/battle computer/coordinator in Remembrance of the Daleks.

But then Rebel Daleks were depraved bastards they altered their own DNA and used cybernetic implants on themselves as well

... they WERE UNWORTHY!

THEY WERE EX-TER-MI-NATED!!

Nothing new?

(Looks around--same old Whoivian jabber.)

"Homuuuuuuuu.....!"

True, Homu requires moar discussion.

DISCUSS.