Amorously Minded 3.0: The Revengeance. (A Marvel Vs Capcom story)

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The reverse happened, actually. That's why she's his apprentice. Why bother learning from someone if you beat them?

No way. Redrangerpower never told us what happened between those two, so it all happened off-screen, so to speak. Squirrel Girl beats anyone off-screen. Even Thanos. Or Doctor Doom. Or Deadpool. Who is terrified of her.

^^^ No. Kill it with fire.

I think I hurt something laughing at that last snippet.
Spidey, never change, for you are the Universe's own irony bitch.

And Dante with a nerf bow. I'm howling here. HOWLING. with laughter.

Would a minor food fight be too over the top?

Ruddy hell. Would a straight 24-hours without Spacebattles crashing be too much to ask for?

It's allright Wade, we all know that deep down inside you think she is cute and her tail is adorable. You're just afraid to speak your mind

He has her underoos...

Knowing Wade, he's probably wearing them. Under his mask.

Stop acting all squirrely, Atlan. There's enough nuts around here already.

For the love of god stop giving us mental images.

Squirrel Girls most insidious power is her ability to effortlessly crack any type of nut... male villains fear her above all else.

Other looked upon Galactus and saw a massive cosmic being of incredible power. Squirrel Girl looked upon Galactus and saw two big targets.

There's a reason why she calls him an 'evil, evil man'!

hehehe how about helping to bust a nut?

She'd only ever do that for Speedball.

Too late, she's got her paws on me!

Does it hurt yet

I'm honestly surprised that people still react to squick knowing Deadpool is involved.
The same Deadpool who willingly let skrulls put him into medical analogue of metal tentacle rape monster.
Him wearing someone worn and smelling of sweat and other bodily fluids panties under his musk is very far from unexpected.

I'm wondering why he isn't just actually wearing them, instead of his pink-heart-polka-dot-boxers. After all, if you're gonna steal the underwear, might as well make sure they aren't going to take it back.

"I just wanted to feel the same soft feeling she felt! Only this thing rides up my butt...."

GAH! DEADPOOL GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

I remember that there is a comic where he joins the X-Men for some mission. He asks if he will get a spiffy X-Men uniform to show that he joined and they tell him to just take one of the costumes from the lockers. He does...he takes one of Jean Greys costumes. High Heels and all.

Hah!

Win.

Fuck you, I'd nearly forgotten that!

BRB, getting lobotomy.

Actually, the squirrel girl underoos thing is something that popped up in the comics with a mention by Deadpool that he still owns and wears them...

Actually... Perhaps her power is only to beat really scary people off screen. Or to put it another way, her offscreen power is proportional to the power of her opponent, reaching a level slightly more than theirs. Dan Hibiki could win by virtue of being so good at losing that his power magnified slightly means instant loss. Squirrel Girl would then mistake this for super-competency and ask to learn from him.

Yes, I know good players can beat any game he appears in with Dan, but his canon media appearances generally portray him as someone who doesn't even really know how to use the moves he has.

I wonder. Would that increase or decrease their sale value to the Japanese?

That is some downright Deadpool logical right 'mere. I believe I shall thieve it for purposes of fourth wall loitering.

Next chapter update:

Soon...