Bad-End Quest

Nope, getting cheesed on NA servers.

Good, going to Korea might as well be asking for a beat down.

Not like I even play the game, but everyone on the Internet knows that Koreans can play star craft better than machines.

Dudes even get rich, famous, and laid for playing at the Pros circuits and keep on winning.

[x] Yes
[x] Yes
[x] Teasingly then serious

You accept the master's offer. His whole expression turns serious. "This is the art of pure will and skill. I shall teach you the first exercise. Come, sit down." He pats the ground next to him, as he plops down on the training mat. You take a seat. "Now, the first thing you must do is convince yourself you are a squirrel. You must convince yourself so thoroughly that even you think you are a squirrel." What? You think to yourself, is this guy nuts? "Come on, meditate." You try to meditate on it, but you have no success. The master sighs. "It seems you do not understand. Go home, and meditate a bit. You must be able to make every fiber of your being convinced you are a squirrel. When you are able climb a tree with only your fingernails and crack a nut with your front teeth, you will know you have succeeded." You look up at the clock to see that your lesson time is up. You look at the other students. They too, are puzzled, and have no idea what the exercise entails.

After what must have been the strangest martial arts lesson ever, you head towards the designated meeting place. You see a small brunette, who actually is about your size. You are rather short. Anyway, she seems impatient as if looking for something... or someone. You walk up to her. You greet her, and ask her if she's looking for her parents. She looks up at you and her face turns red, as she berates you indignantly. "I'm not a child! I'm in eighth grade, and I can very well take care of myself! Anyway, I'm looking for someone, and it's private business, so you can just shove off." You quickly placate her. You explain that your name is Alexander Pendragon, and you are waiting for someone too, namely her. You state that you didn't expect to be meeting such a cute little girl, though. Her eyes slowly widen as she realizes that you were teasing her. "You meanie! I'm not a c-c-cute little girl! I'm thirteen years old, and I'm not short!" Her face colors as she stutters over the word 'cute'. "Anyway, if you think I'll be swayed by flattery, then you're wrong." You quickly reassure her that you weren't trying to flatter her, as you knew she was too strong-willed and intelligent to be fooled by flattery. She blushes again, although this time you have no idea why. You turn serious, and state that you wanted to see if you could help with any of her efforts. She gives a small smile. "We're doing alright, we've convinced Joseph to halt his plan. We're trying to negotiate with Graviton to be a little less proactive, he nearly flipped out when he heard about it." You smile, and thank her for assuaging your worries. She blushes. "N-n-n-no problem. Just be safe, alright." You say you will and start to walk off. As you do, you yell that she should smile more, it makes her look nice.

You arrive back home. You eat dinner with your father, and have some free time. What should you do?
[] Practice Wyld Shaping
[] Study Ward Schema
[] Try to make lightning gloves
[] Something else
AN: Special attack: Tsundere Overload!

[X] Research Light to Mana conversion. Then figure out how to channel said generated mana to add to your own mana pool and to sustain enchantments.

This. For now anyway.

That sounds pretty advanced. Don't think we're at that level yet.

[X] Practice Wyld Shaping
Turn ourselves into a squirrel so that we can think we're a squirrel.

[X] Time Splice Lightning Gloves and then Wyld Shape.

This and time splice. Completely focus on become a squirrel. After all, martial arts that can defeat supernatural beings have a cost to master them.

So long as it isn't the Neko-Ken, it's fine.

Squirrels are cute. But we should try not to bring any Fae out of the wood works...

hmmm would it be possible to make a version of that weight redistribution spell that was freaky huge? Like say the size of a city. We take all the weight from one half of manhatten, and put it in the other half. Then there will be a new meaning to the concept of a "Verticle" city.

Guys the squirrel has no symbolic meaning whatsoever. And I'm not just saying this to trick you guys into thinking it has no symbolic meaning when it does have symbolic meaning. Otherwise I wouldn't have added that bit at the end. Unless I was trying to gain your trust because it actually did have symbolic meaning. Unless that was to make you unaware of my true plan, which is it does h- you know what? Forget everything I just said.

[X] Practice Wyld Shaping

Now this is an attack we must abuse for the greater good keep as our ace in the hole.

As for my vote:

[X] Practice Wyld Shaping.

[] Practice Wyld Shaping.

[X] Practice Wyld Shaping with the goal of being able to materialize a pink cannon that shoots random party supplies at will. A Party Cannon if you must.

[X] Time splicing
[X] Practice Wyld Shaping
Turn ourselves into a squirrel so that we can think we're a squirrel. (I seriously hope we aren't simply going to learn the squirrel maneuver and this is a big joke)

This one?

Nope... Go for the nuts!

[x] Wyld shaping

You decide to try some Wyld shaping. Alright, here you go. You hold your arms out for a second, but nothing happens. Huh? You try again. Same results. Maybe you have to do something specia-

the world blurs the world tears and in rushes chaos the wyld it is here nothing and everything all at once it breaks at the restraints of reality you grab it it is raw uncontrolled nothing can tame it nothing can stop it it wishes to undo reality itself and break down the borders and return everything to itself but you grasp it and you struggle it is strong it is everything and nothing and it does not want to be tamed but you crush it you must for it will not lower for it does not understand the real and it is the real but not the real but potential and you crush its will and you shape it to conform with the world for it cannot be allowed to exist free as pure wyld for that would tear apart the world and you mold it and you solidify it's nature and

it is no longer Wyld. Woah. You reel back. You are in your room still, and everything was where it was except for one single thing. There is a pair of gloves sitting in front of you. You hesitantly activate your true sight. There fabric of reality is slightly strained, as if it had just knitted itself together, but the gloves are just gloves. Well, they, actually they have some qualities like being more durable against enchanted objects, but they're just gloves. you could try to enchant them.

[] Enchantment
[] Nope, let's not. Do something else
AN: The Wyld would normally destroy someone's psyche, or at least severely damage it, but your brain is already warped, distorted so that you are no longer entirely sane. Whether that is a good thing, or a bad thing remains to be seen.

[X]Enchantment

I thought we were going to become a squirrel, for our martial arts training.

[X] Enchant them to enhance their defensive powers. I'm thinking project a very small but strong shield that works by redirecting the force back upon itself. So if somthing hits it it just bounces off.
Combine with our time slowing powers and we should be able to intercept and block attacks for much less mana than if we went with a full sheild over our entire body.

[X] Enchantment

Good news, is that we're distorted enough to cast Wyld and/or Marble Magic without destroying our self (Phantasm or Reality, your choice). The bad news, those Gloves are really suspicious. So I'd advice caution on Wyld Magic, unless you want to add Fae into your Harem.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the Gentry finds Distorted People 'sexy interesting', if it may.

EDIT: So we've now "Traced" some Wyld Crafted Gloves eh? One more reason to have that Archer/Shirou Dream. Unrestricted Copyright Thefts?

Now, another Future Project: Find out the precise name of our Distortion/'Origin' (Other than) Repitition. And if it's something cliche as Swords, then Reality Marble: Endless Restart is a gogo. (Where you won't die when you are killed during the Ward Effect.)

Future Notes, Google one "Emiya", and click on the Shirou'y Options, and two, Dream of Cute Cute Squirles and playing with Titan Cute-Tan. (I'd help you imagine Squirly Thoughts, and bond with Cutey.)

Guy, I got the perfect idea.

Get the Titan of Squirrel in our dreams.

It will be the best shortcut ever.