BROB Turns You Into Your Avatar Pt. XXI & Official RP Thread

Our story so far.

In the beginning, it was strange, random, chaos. Mighty powers struggled for control, dapperness reigned, and cereal was eaten. Out of the madness The League of Awesome came into being. In the beginning, it was only the Sage extending a hand toward a fellow Lunar god, Luna. And although she no longer actively participates in the League, she reserves an honorary part of the title.

Then, the Dragon, Lord of the Morning and Champion of the Light, the First Among Servants; Lews Therin Telamon. This gave the League of Awesome their nearly full name of the League of Lunar Ninja Wizards. As Lews Therin joined began the idea of recruiting Perrin Aybara for his command of wolves, as well as a Mad Scientist for their ability to give the wolves lasers. Lews Therin also spoke the idea of having sharks, to which the Sage added that the sharks must fly and shoot lasers.

Further, we began garnering the interest of the assorted Dapper Kaiju who were battling a man with cereal(apparently). First joined, and now leader of the league, OmegaZ, after which came the Suave Kaiju Harry.

Thus the League gained its full and most current name:

The League of Awesome Ninjas, Wizards, Jedi, Dwarves, Conceptual Beings, & Kaiju

Riders of laser wolves, flying sharks, combat dinosaurs, giant robots, and any mixture of the above.

Are you for good, or for Awesome?


PtII-After its formation, its member split in two, half remained on Universe-Prime, while half made their way to the universe know as 'Mass Effect'. After appearing in the universe, they quickly conquered Earth through inaction, before heading off to face a mysterious threat. After conversing with the being, know by many names, but called by the members as Sovereign, Reaper, and Renfield. After engaging it in combat and conversation, and agreement for mutual benefit was reached.
PtIII-After their adventures in the universe of Mass Effect, our heroes split up into many directions. New heroes joined the journey, from a drug addicted madman to some reality bending faeries. As some found themselves lost in strange and dark locations, many ponies were killed, false gods dethroned, and alliances forged. Bloodshed and madness abound, and our heroes grow in strength, influence, and mental instability.

PtIV-From there, our heroes continued being awesome. The dragon known as Lews Telamon(now miss) continued his universal conquering, before taking a vacation to conquer the universe of Inheritance. Izzet(Ll) became a student at a school, and a friend to some tortured young girls. The great Darsh made his way to a parallel world, and became those same girls PE(and magic) teacher. The dwarven king found a squid in some ice, and the Ice fairy and the Youkai gardener are engaged in battle with a living landmass.

PtV-Our adventurers found themselves coming together. Izzet found itself helping out some little girls, before moving on to help some teenagers. The great Dark Schneider took up teaching, and much pain was had. Lews Telamon and the duo of Yuuka and Cirno found themselves working together. Meanwhile, the king of the space dwarves found himself in need of booze.

Part VI-Our heroes continued on, encountering more horrors and adventure. The Dwarven King did much fighting, while the fary and Youkai found themselves witnessing the end of a world. Lews was with them, then found herself traveling to an old farmstead on a desert world. Much killing was done, and Izzet found itself wandering many worlds, mostly one involving super powered teenagers.

Part VII-Much remained the same, though much changed. Our duo from Gensokyo conquered the world, then met a Doctor. The Dwarven king fought still more, then went shopping. Our overseer found herself on a boat, while Lews discovered the price of too many timelines. Izzet found more worlds not to its liking, and now finds itself come full circle. And so, our story continues.

Part VIII-Our heroes continue on, and much crazy was done. Our Lord Telamon found herself killing some borgs, before winding up in the world of the avatar. Which she then broke, and landed in another one. The dwarven king finished his shopping, and came to pick up the pieces of moy's massacre in Trek. Izzet discovered what happens when you take things too far, and decided to take things easy in avatarverse, before an unexpected guest dropped in. Overseer Nagato and apprentice Yosette Gallia continued being on a boat, then an island, then the boat again. And a new player entered the game, as Alex Mercer headed to Twilight to eat some vampires.

Part IX- Our intrepid team continued onwards, not being a team at all. Telamon wrecked another world, then ascended to godhood as Yallahn. Izzet became Ghave the druid, did much meddling in avatar, then moved on to FMA, to join with the homunculie. Alex Mercer ate some people, and now works to send the world into chaos, while another new player, one Koakuma the librarian, was commissioned by our friends Yuuka and Cirno, who now found themselves destroying all of Harry Potter. How much more insanity will the cause, how many worlds cast into the void? Find out. Now. By reading the thread.

Part X-As our groups slowly descended into greater madness, things started getting strange. The new god Yallahn vanished, to be replaced by a spellcaster of low import, who proceeded to get stuck in an unwinnable trial. Said person, the dwarven king, and the newly risen Other all decided to take horrible vengeance on the vampires of Twilight. Ghave the druid became a ninja, and did many ninja things. Overseer Nagato continued to make long explanations, and Koakuma wandered for a time in the lands of Nipon.

Part XI-Effectively the exact same as above. Overseer Nagato finally gets ready to move, Ghave finds himself dealing with a titanic problem, and demons and happiness shall begin in great earnest.

Part XII-moy quickly abandoned her trial, and proceeded to try being a jedi. Ghave headed for a number of worlds, gaining a ninja and a terramancer along the way. Koakuma continued her adventure, while the death of vampires began to fail. Mercer finalized his plans, then headed home.

Part XIII-The first wedding on Home-Base took place, and much revelry, confusion, and awkwardness was experienced by all. Ll, in his effort to gain a harem, found himself marrying the demon princess Abi. Presided over by a number of DNG, most of the others were in attendance to this most unholy of matrimonies.

Part XIV-Our heroes came together, and more insanity blossomed from ignorance and hatred. The dwarven war with the ponies began in earnest, only to find itself outmatched. To prepare for the war, the King took a group to treat with the Transformers of Cybertron. Meanwhile, Ll sat around doing nothing, while his tools and daughter did much talking and not a lot of doing, aided by Cubia. The others did stuff too, and Mercer finally began his conquest of Charr.

Part XV-As our heroes continued on, much crazy happened. The being know as Ghave/Lifelink was all over the place, ponies, ninjas, titans, and more. moy continued being moy, and the dwarf king met with the Transformers of Cybertron, then began the second round of the pony war. Much cooperation and conversation was had. As we head into a far more chaotic chapter, only the gods know what madness will come. The hunter of the Eight draws near.

Part XVI-Our adventurers went on, and yet more crazy was done. Miss Yuuka found a new friend in the psychotic death machine of The REGIS Mk Eight, and then was the first to the arena, to have a battle with the shadow being Gall. Ghave killed some angels, blew up a planet, and began a conference along with the dwarf king. He also visited more titans. The Time Lords were gathered by Yuki, who continued to plan for the coming darkness, including contacting the Reapers. The dwarven fleet made its final battles in the second round of the pony wars, while Koakuma continued her journies in Nippon. Ness continued trying to be a Pokemon master, and new member Anthracks began his crusade of crazy. The time is almost upon us. And so, our adventure continues.

Part XVII-So much, so very much talking was done. The world of Hellboy suffered under the duality of Lifelink and Yuuka, the poor bastards. The dark god Unicron awakened, heralding the beginning of the end. The dwarven forces, along with Cubia, gathered to face him, only to find things far worse then they thought. Ness liberated some Pokemon, while Gohan(moy) angaged in some ninja hijinks. Other darknesses arose, and the evil now comes. The time is finally nigh. And so our adventure continues.

Part XVIII-The time has come. As the League made ready to face the coming storm, and made their last adventures before it came, the forces of darkness gathered. Then, their dark master was finally revealed. Death came, and Hell came with him. Through the efforts of Yuki Nagato, the majority of the League escaped the wrath of the dark titan, but she herself was not so lucky. Cut down by Death, the leader of the League took up the battle, and faced the judgment of the Eight himself. Though he fought long and hard, it was all for not. DNG fell, and Home-Base with him. Hope seems lost, as the remaining League makes ready for a final stand.
Here we go.

Part XIX-At long last, the truth of one who calls himself Death, revealed! As the League members made ready, Death arrived, leading an army of a million worlds to destroy the sanctuary that had been made by Yuki to keep them safe. The great force of evil came then, and a great battle commenced. Countless beings fought, and the members of the League were pushed to their limits. All of their past allies came to fight with them, and they faced beings tailor-made to destroy them. As the last great force of Death fought, time and space unraveled, and the Omniverse itself took a mighty blow.
As all hope seemed lost, the dwarven king made final end to his feud, and fueled the last change needed to signal the end. As Death closed in to strike the final blow, Yuki nagato revealed herself reborn, and sundered Deaths power. In so doing, the final victory was achieved, and those who made this fate revealed themselves.
The Eight came then, to reveal that all their adventures had been a test, to determine their worth in ascending to true Godhood. Now, our heroes are revealed in their fullest, and all the Omniverse is trully open. The infinite journey goes on. And so, our adventure continues.

XX-With our various individuals of a random persuasion now ascended to divinity, much adventure of a humorous persuasion was had. Many acts of frivolous absurdity were so committed, and much jolly was had at the expense of others. The one known as moy did so torment a number of demons, while while Ll did so try and journey with the legendary hero of time. While these two did so adventure in a number of ways, the others went about there business, including the nigh-epic journey of Zelinko, library assistant to the Gods. What shall transpire upon this day? Find out! And so, our adventure continues.

Playerlist for convenience:

Members of the High Council of the League of Awesome

League of Lunar Ninja Wizards & Kaiju(who happen to ride laser wolves and flying sharks)
Destroyers of Reason, Fighters of Death, Destroyers of Reality, Unmakers of Law, Killers of Concepts, Breakers of Worlds, Ninety Ninth level Chuckle Busters, Holders of all the awards. All of them.

Blacked out are inactive members.

Blacked out are inactive members.

[spoiler]Sorcerer Supreme Doctor Strange, Lord High Councilor, Sorcerer Awesome, and Supreme Commander of the Forces of Guitar Playing Ninja riding T-Rex Piloting Missile Sharks- out for now[/spoiler]

Dapper Ninja Godzilla(OmegaZ), First Lord of the Nuclear Fire, First One of the DDNC, Tailor of the Gods, Great Leader of the Dapper Daikaiju Ninja Corps, second leader of the League, Lord of 800 faces, black king of the 8th night, The Dapper One, Finely attired Shinobi Daikaiju, King of the nexus, Manager of accounts, The great overseer.


[spoiler]The Sage of Six Paths and the Juubi(Pebble), First Founder of the League of Awesome[/spoiler]

moy, the official Shinji Ikari of the League-The Lord Dragon, Lord of the Morning and Champion of the Light, Lews Therin Telamon, Uniter of Humanity, First Founder of the League of Awesome. Yallahn, The Only Member of the League of Lunar Ninja Wizards and Kaiju that's banned from Sigil(not that we'll ever have a use for the City of Doors)"
Character sheet
http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=7343495&postcount=65

Izzet Sigil(Lifelink), High King of Artifacts and Red & Blue Magic, master of the Haxxor Defense, and rider of Leona Ghave Norn, Grandmaster of Healing, King of the Wildshape, Nature's Fury, Master of the Haxxor Defense, and the Chaotic Friendship .
Residence http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=7364023&postcount=417
Family Homes http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=7411692&postcount=443

Yuki Nagato(Cubia) Overseer of League inventory. And Yozete.

Estfamthutusƒn(cpj1227) King of the Dwarven Civilization of Torirnokzam, and General of the Grand Army of Torirnokzam.

Ness(JoMa) physic child and cap wearer.

Cirno and Yuuka(fb), Fairy of the ice, tamer of Balrogs. And Flower Master of the Four Seasons.

Alex Mercer(pebble), The Prototype, Zeus, Lord of the Black Light.

Koakuma(Zel), Library Assistant

Anthracks, the crafter of mines.

[spoiler]Dark Schneider(PiDr) The Adam of Darkness, the Dark Messiah, Darsh[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Deadly Snark, Master of Mons, Summoner of Gods, The Ever Evolving, Unlocker of Limitless Potential and Badass Adorable[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Darth Sonic, Master of Plans and God of Eldritch Clarketech
and in-part the BROB responsible for all of this.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden(DigiCom). Wizard For Hire, Knight of the Winter Court, Warden of the White Council, and Summoner of Zombie Tyrannosaurs.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Other(Mesh), White Walker[/spoiler]




OOC thread-http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=220494

Last thread- http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=220707

A conversation among gods.(Ll, moy, PiDr)
The city's been fucking destroyed(PiDr)(fb643)
Leeerooooy mmmmJeeeenkii*Smack*(Ll)(JoMa)

Moy
Worshiped as a god.
Conquering the multiverse, on step at a time-x4
Forerunners return(not really though)
Slayer of false gods
A teacher to teachers
The loot, NO!
One man army
Don't underestimate the big bad
Was once a man, now no longer
Only a 'flesh' wound?
Career politician
My mind, it burns!
Dude looks like a lady
There and back again
Tactful, very tactful
SNAFU, from me to you
I just want to set the world, on, fire.


Lifelink
Genocide? What genocide?
You saved the ponies! . . . or not.
Made a god(ess) your bitch.
Savior of ponies
School girl(ish)
Multiverses biggest bleeding heart
Miracle worker, x9000
Alls well that ends well
Put down a sad clown
Always a bigger fish
These are the guests you're looking for
Trolololo lololo lololo Trololololol
All is right with the world
Burn baby burn
A god am I, with help of course
Friendship!
Implacable
A god informed.
Rebirth of shadow
Monopoly, the game.
Joined a circus, didn't get a T-shirt.
Tsuki no Me Keikaku, kansei.
LIIIIVE!!!
Picking up strays.
MC-Lifelink
Unholy matrimony.
Enfant Terrible-Uno
Ninja'd the loot.
WTF!*BOOM!!*
Wait, what?
Plus one god.
Ia! Ia! Hastur!
"Hey! Lis*Crunch*
Nature's Flash


fallenblades643
Fishing for continents
CrapcrapcrapcrapCRAP!!
Durin's bane get
Everybody dance!(Steve the Balrog)
Taking on the world, literally
The end of the world as we know it
Bogart in a shoebox
SHUT IT, YA GIT!
The spear of destiny......*nab*
Monster of the week, KO-x3
Mother of mankind, past tense.
Wait, what!?
Do not panic. You will all die.
Shadow, banished by the light
Let there be light-x2

Cubia
No apes in sight
Knowledge of the ancients.
The Time comes.
New mother.
Bad luck, turned around.

cpj1227
OBS. Nothing beats it.(Mostly)
The ponies. Shall. LIVE!
Champion combatant.
Vilgax, servant of dwarves.
You will be assimilated. Yes, you.
The Pony Wars begin.
An alliance forged.
That's no moon! Oh, wait, never mind.
=WTF!*BOOM!!*
Burn baby burn.
MC-cpj


John Masaki
The spice must. . . WTF *BOOM*!
Once more, into the breach
TROGDOOOOORR!!
Two for one
Master Chef 37th level
Friendship, do no doubt its power.
A taste of things to come
Copyright infringement. So. Very. Close.

Zelinko
The ultimate librarian.
Communing with nature.
Kindness to mooks.

A gym teacher is you!(PiDr)
Magic 101(PiDr)
Headhunter (1000/1000)(Ll)(PiDr)
Underworld, overturned(PiDr)

"Either that or I bring Yui's soul here in front of me. Leap of Faith and all that."

"No. I could do that but that wouldn't be your Yui so it would be pointless. I have however seen alternate versions of this world."

"More importantly I've seen people specifically alternate versions of Shinji come back from the unsafe level of syncronization."

"At-field completely broken down and soul merged into Unit One. Then some time later his soul escaped and his body reformed from the LCL."

"If your willing to inform Shinji about his mom co-piloting Unit One. Well actually Shinji's probably the co-pilot."

"Well anyway if your willing to do so and wait until Shinji goes past the unsafe level of syncronization it might be possible for him to drag Yui out with himself if he knows she's in there as well."

"Of course it's a gamble since Shinji could fail at reforming."

"Or you can get this guy to use his magic to help."

"Hmm, an acceptable loss."

"And what good would bringing her soul here do? She would remain dead."

"I'm capable of bringing back the dead. Don't even need the original body... DNG knows how many skeletons of revived players liter the world of Azeroth."

"I wished to provide help to those in need of it. And before you leave...you're welcome for the restoration of Reach."

I place a planetary shield generator on Reach. Commence primary functions.

I send them back to where they were before and I have my ship, the Divine Fortress plot a slipspace jump to Earth.

I create my living quarters.

The new arrival sees two people on the bridge of the ship, one male and one female.

"You a League member too?" Says the male.

"Haven't seen you before so I would guess that you are a new guy compared to most of us." Says the female.

"Just letting you know that we are one person in two bodies." Says both of them.

"So...what do you feel like doing first? I am on my way to Earth currently but I can make a detour if you wish. Does killing Flood interest you?"
Says the female.

"I apologize but I feel the need to clarify my previous comment."

"As you can imagine there are a lot of alternate timelines. While most of the ones I've seen involve Shinji reforming after going past the unsafe point ones where he failed to reform.'"

"While in theory having Shinji replace Yui would be possible there is also the possibility that it could simply fail leaving both souls trapped in Unit-01."

"Her soul and body are in the giant angel clone thing. Does that really count as dead?"

"What you talkin' 'bout Yuki?"

"Something in the range of ten to the seventieth."

"OK metaphysics lesson time."

"The soul and body are intimately linked. The AT-field the wall of the soul is what gives an organism it's form."

"Removing the AT-field results in the body turning into LCL because you basically removed the person."

"From a practical point of view the At-field is the only thing that matters. Every aspect of a person or any other organism including but not limited to their conciousness, memory, personality, and genetic code is a manifestation of their At-field."

"Essentially everything that makes Yui into Yui is stored in a still at least partially self aware entity inside the Evangelion that could in theory probably reform if you pulled it out and placed it in a large enough pile of LCL."

"Basically this is closer to being locked in a room whose exit can only be unlocked from the outside or from a key you lost then being killed."

"... This is why I asked that you hold my leash. So use Leap of Faith in front of a large batch of LCL and let her reform from the angel blood?"

"Because you don't do the reseach?"

"Also there is one issue with your idea. We don't know the answer to this question. Does Yui qualify for that spell?"

"Remember it's a spell to summon your allies spirits. Yui is technically a complete stranger to us so might not qualify."

"Then again you probably have other methods you could use."

"Oh'hulrah, Me'krah La'en Roglo'sshh, Maltr'erd drun d'ull. Or so."

"Is that more of that ancient language of the stars thing or is it a different language?"

"Different ancient language. There's a couple thousand of them. This one is the equivalent of French."

"I consider NERV and its assets to be a raid against the Angels. Since Yui/Eva-01 is a member of the raid I can use it on her."

"Not that I don't do research its just that I can't understand it in the same way you can. How many times do I have to broadcast that I am an idiot?"

"So why did you mention it anyway?"

"That might work as a loophole but then that means were well more accurately your obligated to help deal with the angels."

"I would suggest just launching Adam into space and calling it done."

"Your not the one who almost became the incarnation of Stupidity. Plus compared to me almost everyone is an idiot. Anyway so basically the main issue is that I'm better at explaining it then the research is?"

"It seemed relevant to the conversation."

"Obligated my ass. I can drop this raid whenever I feel like it. Isn't MMORPGs grand? Before you ask, real life is the most realistic MMO ever."

"Pretty much. What was my punishment have been if we failed?"

"You are just trying to avoid your problems." Said my wife.

"What are you talking about? You're right here." I said before realizing.

"So I'm a problem now?" Her eyes narrow and her tone changes to a scary calm.

"No? I, I uhhh meant the Reapers."

"The Reapers? Uh huh. You mean the same ones you've been tormenting for the past year?"

"Maybe..."

"The same ones that you sent to capture George Jetson because he cut you off on the inter-stellar highway eight months ago?"

"Uhhh..."

"The same ones that had enough of the Nyan cat, Over 9000, and Pokemon on Ice videos on file to crash their systems?"

"Yes." I am prepared to run.

"I have had enough of your immature hostility towards those poor machines! You are not allowed to set foot inside this wing of the house until you shape up. Do you understand me?"

"Perfectly." I am clearly scared.

"Good." She pulls out the galaxy busting hand-gun I made for her.

"What are you doing with that?"

"..."

A shot narrowly misses me and hits the Eye of Terror.

"Running!"

I teleport out to the kitchen.

"Moy?"

"Yeah Frog?"

"Up for a drink?"

"I could use a couple.Dozen."

I feel myself change after a few drinks and my vision is all weird.

OOC: And that's how I found myself with my new avatar.

"Time to sleep. Right?"

"I guess."

Soon we are resting for whatever comes the next day.

OOC: Good night and see you guys tomorrow.

"So it's some kind of soul untrapping spell then?"

"Ok with most magic systems you would be obligated or at least a significant percentage of them."

"As for your punishment. I don't know."

"So have you come to a decision Mister Ikari?"

"For WoW you're only punished to not joining in another raid for about 10 minutes for quick quits. That's the system I'm using after all."

"Actually, it was closer to words of encouragement. Also a powerful binding spell."

"I will take the probable, and leave this insanity. We shall go with your plan."

"You ready?"

I have us transported close to High Charity in normal space.

"Do you want a continent breaking hand-gun?"

I toss one to Anthracks.