BROB Turns You Into Your Avatar Pt. XXII & Official RP Thread

"I see. Would you like to have your taste-buds back? As for a room, you can choose any one and think on how you want it. Rooms are like the books in this place."

*That's when a voice comes from the hall,

"Hello father. Who are you?"

*Yukki points to the blonde.

"Eh, don't really care at this point. I'm too used to not eating to start now."

*Larxene doesn't stop when Yukki shows up, just keeps walking, looking in each room, trying to find one she likes.*

"Father I'm going to turn her into a corpse for this slight. I've never tried my magic on a living shell before but I can't wait to find out."

"There will be no such action Yukki."

*She pouted at me but sigh and walked away to her own room, the master bedroom. Did I forget to mention that she designed the place? Well whatever I wondered how she will react to now being a glorified piece of my game tomorrow.

DNG:
Well then... how should I use my new game piece?

"Hell if I know, hell if I care. Can't even reliably blow up a mountain."

That's the last time I guest star in a Power Pack comic. Those kids are scary. Good thing I bought an extra teleporter at that Secret Warriors Going Out Of Business sale.

Wait. This isn't my beautiful house. Where's my beautiful wife? Or at least my autographed picture of Bea?

"Somewhere else."

*A voice sounds from your left, and there stands what appears to be a reptilian man, all giant toothy smile and tophat and monocle, eyes shadowed, leaning on a black cane, in a black suit, talking in a voice disturbingly like Christopher Lee.*

"Welcome to the game mister Wilson."

For two gangs fighting for control of the underworld, they sure seem to hang very close to each other. Probably couldn't get a good deal on location...

"So, what next? Storm the place like Bruce Lee or take a more distractive approach?" I asked Paula.

"Doesn't matter, but we should avoid killing people, like the guy said. So..."

"Kung Fu?" I asked, grinning.

"Kung Fu." She nodded, smirking.

I'm going to have to give a nice present to Kai sometime in the future for training us in kung fu. It is, after all, a martial art known for its adaptability to any situation.

Like now.

So, we strode up to the guarded base arm in arm, just two lovebirds without a care in the world.

*Rather expectedly, the guards halt you with raised blasters.*

"Hold it right there. This is the base of the Black Vulkers. State your business, before I blast you!"

"Wait, let me guess! Fin Fang Fu Manchu?"

I've had weirder clients. Most weren't green and scaly, except for Uwe Boll, but I'm not exactly teen idol material myself.

"Who do you want eviscerated in excitingly painful ways? And how much are you willing to pay for it?"

"Oh, this is so much better than that. You see, here, you can go anywhere. To any movie, to any TV show, to any video game, to any comic book. And once there, can do whatever you please. Within certain limitations of course, but that's rather difficult to explain, so I'll just say not to go somewhere I wouldn't."

*The man tapped his cane, and fell into the ground, rising up far to your left, now completely white, and clearly without eyes.*

"Now then, shall we get started. Deadpool?"

"Can I go to the Star Wars Holiday Special?"

Bea sings. It's a lost classic.

"Sure."

*Another toothy grin, and a swirling portal appears, apparently made of stuffed Ewoks, leading into a tunnel of rainbows.*

I shoot the bears, just in case. There could be ninja Ewoks, hiding among them.

I always assume ninja, particularly when I can't see them. In my line of work, it's like carrying an umbrella in case it rains, or Sub-Mariner is trying to peek into the Baxter Building windows again.

After satisfying myself that any furry Naruto fans are properly ventilated, I step into the tunnel. Last time I had a trip like this, I ended up in a Renfest run by a really bad Nick Fury impersonator.

He had a really big spear, though. And I don't mean that in a sexy way.

*The portal soon sends you down the rabbit hole, and you pass the rabbit on the way down. Said rabbit being a hundred meters tall and armed with Gatling cannons. You are thrown out into the middle of a wooden home, to be confronted by a number of wookies.*

We just smiled at the guards.

"Oh, nothing much. Just a little sightseeing."

"Out for a stroll..."

"Having fun and...kicking ass."

With that, the asskicking commenced. With speed that even the eye couldn't track, we locked limbs, tossed helpless foes, and otherwise badly bruised the guards as we strode through the doorway, picking up blasters for our long-range needs, and sped down the hallway, taking down droids with well-placed shots and disabling enemies with stun shots or blows.

Jet Li, eat your heart out!

*This eventually led to the inevitable conclusion of such scenarios. A perfectly straight hallway, devoid of cover, with you two one one end, a door on the other leading to your prize, and a team of six gang members, along with nine droids, all armed with blasters, standing in front of said door.*

"Kill em."

Wow. I don't remember George's beard being THAT full. And it looks like he brought ZZ Top with him.

Or maybe this is just Woodstock, and the girls have really let their shaving regimen slip.

"Hi. Has anyone seen a desert planet nearby? I don't want to miss last call."

"So basically this is proof that children should not be Demon Lords. Or is it the other way arround?"

I travel thorough the vortex world and soon notice the human girl Chiaki using a sword to fight the manikin Sakahagi. Once the animated clay doll is killed I clap slgihtly to gain her attention.

"I was wondering when we'd run into each other again. Why did you give me this power?" Chiaki asked.

"Do you realize the flaw of your reason?"

"I wanted to create a world where the strong prosper but I didn't think of what counts as stregnth. I still want to create that world but my original ideals were flawed. A world where the strong prosper shouldn't be a world of might makes right but a meritocracy where those who wish for power can seek it. A world where we can shape our own destiny," Chiaki said.

"Until Kagutsuchi destroys it," I say.

"Is there another option?" Chiaki asked.

"Yes follow and I'll explain," I explain my plan while leadnig Chiaki to the former Mantra head quaters. As we reach the destination a voice is heard.

"Heir of Bel what brings you to this place? Why do you bear such anger?" the voice of Gozu-Tennoh said.

"So you weren't dead after all Gozu-Tennoh. She said I should speak with you about a plan of yours.," Chiaki said.

"Ever since I fell into Nihilo's trap, my spirit has been drifting. But, not for one minute have I forgotten the rage that I felt on that day," Gozu-tennoh.

"I was granted power but through the trials I faced I realized that even if my Reason does nto change it will be lost. Kagutsuchi will one day create a new world once again. I want it to stop. I want to walk into the world of Yosuga knowing that the Conception will never occur again. No I'll make it stop," Chiaki said.

"Heir of Bel, accept my spirit. I once strove to protect the world from the followers of stillness. However, what we should have done instead was build
a kingdom ruled by strength. Of course, I would have never succeeded. If I
was a human... If I could have had a Reason of my own, then the outcome may have been different," Gozu-tennoh said.

"If your power can help me create my world," Chiaki said.

"Your Reason is one with our kingdom. I shall entrust you with my last remaining strength!! Heir of Bel, accept my spirit! Be the strength that guides
all demons!!" Gozu-tennoh said.

A moment later the power of Gozu-tennoh fused with the body of Chiaki causing her left arm to turn pitch black, her eyes yellow, and her hair shorter and white.

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Meanwhile at the Assembly of Nihlio a voice was heard.

"This is an automated message. The magatsuchi you have borrowed is being returned with interest," the voice said.

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Through out the vortex world lost souls and manikins alligned ot the Mantra and Yosuga began to transform into their shadows and personas. I listen in to hear a voice speaking to Chiaki.

"You who bear the soul of Abel and who seek my Avatar to create a new world. Defeat thy fragments and claim the Throne of Bel."

"You should meet up with the Hito-shura before he defeats Beelzebub."

I then head towards my next destination.

"Aww, c'mon! That's so not fair!" I whined.

"Shut up and fight!" Paula shot back.

Then, we reached for our hidden weapons holsters...

...and the corridor vanished in a blaze of blue and pink light as our lightsabers batted the incoming storm of bolts everywhere, including back at their owners. We then attacked, taking but a few Force-enhanced strides before cleaving droid bodies and knocking out the suddenly-surprised gang members, some missing a few fingers or hands.

We promised to minimize bloodshed, and minimize bloodshed we did.

We then passed through the no-longer-blocked door to pick up the part.

*The wookies seem shocked at your appearance, and one of them growls something at you that may have been a threat. Or an offer for pie. Then a little one scampers by, smashing into your leg as it rounds a turn, falling flat on its back. The white one rushes forward, and picks it up, knocking you aside when it does.
Then a large bird flies by outside. It serves no significance whatsoever.*


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"Both actually."


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*You abscond with the part with no further trouble. Primarily because all further trouble is either unconscious or dead.*

We skedaddle back to the Bek base with the part in good time.

"Here it is!" I grinned as we arrived there with it.

"Ah... hmm.. Sprechen ze Deutsch? Habla Espanol? Parlez-vous Batroc? Woof?"

I thought about shooting the small one, just in case he was a ninja Ewok in disguise, but something about the situation made my arms tingle.

*Gadon comes out to see the part, and is clearly happy at the result.*

"Well, would you look at that, you did it. Well, a deals a deal. I have an old fried in the shipping business, and he has an old ship he can give you. Not the best, but more than enough to get you wherever it is you're going. Just head down to lane sixteen, and he'll have it all fueled up for you. I can't thank you enough for this."




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*The wookies attempt a bit more communication, but fail, and simply keep a close eye on you as they go back to planning their Christmas-analogue-parody-celebration-thing. That is to say, one of them moves to remove you from their home, given that you are a strange man-thing who appeared inside their home.
Then Han Solo arrives.*

"Thanks, Gadon. We just need to find our other friends and then we're off. They're gonna be at the tournament, actually, so we'll stick around just long enough to see them win."

Actually, it's more like see Revan win, but it matters not. Once we collect them, we're off. I thought. Then another thought occurred to me. Holy shit! I forgot that Bastila's gonna be at the tournament. And I forgot about Carth and Mission and Zaalbar! What the heck should I do now?!

"Well, best of luck to you."

*With that, you feel like you should be getting an EX award, but sadly, you are already max level, and so reap none of the juicy spoils of lightsaber related victory.*