Don't be so enamored of the technological construction of video games. The ability to create realistic environments for entertainment is insignificant next to the potential companionship a relationship with a real woman brings.
Natasha used to dress like that, only without the Vader-esque panels on her leather dress. (I'm not going to go into any detail about the whip she wore like a light-saber...) Ed. (Working on part two of the Skip side story.)
I wonder if Jason would make the suggestion to use this tech on other female villans, like how harley turned a new leaf. THe fact there is a chance he might get an harem would be happenstance.
Cass: "Not necessary. Tim. Thumbs. Feet. Same result. Ask Isley." Everyone else, save Tim who is too busy blushing in shock: "what"
Cass: Possibly as effective as theoretical Batpole villainess reform idea. Will need to unleash him on more women's feet to be sure. Damian: What Batpole--? Dick: *looks disturbed* Babs: *cracking up laughing* Harley: Ooooh! It's effective! Batpole reform is REALLY effective! Bruce: *blushes*
Steph: " Hey, guys... why is Damian looking perturbed? " Damian: " What BatPole?! " -keeps glaring at Cass for the uncleared statement. Steph: <Turns blushing Red at Damian apparently mis-understood statement> Cass: " No... Him using thumbs and fingers to re-vitalized blood flow and un-stress Villainess. Batpole still theoretical until He and I are complete... " Babs: *In total hysterics ... slips out of her specialized Wheelchair and is caught on the floor by a now really perturb yet now smirking Dick.* Jason enters : " Hey, what did I just miss, guys? " -looks around at folks either on the floor cracking up or Bruce & Steph Blushing or Cass & Harley looking sagely.. Damian continues to stare at Cass: " Explain this ... Batpole ... Where is IT?! " Tim *Rolls eyes upward* Cass * Grunts at Damian * -raises one eyelid. Steph: <Continues to Blush a Red Beetle at the level of confusion> Jason : " ...................................... You know what, I'll just go back and let Nika drive me crazy instead of you guys driving each other crazy." -marches right out of the room....
That's a vaguely terrifying thought. kclcmdr is right though, Jason would definitely get a copy of that bit of audio for his personal use... or see if he can talk Wendy into giving him a reading of it herself. Other question that I figured someone might wonder about but no one asked... "Why would Tim have that kind of stuff on hand for Nika to read?"
I assumed that, as she apparently called while standing down the block and watching the attack, that she simply purchased a copy of Penthouse from a nearby newsstand.
I just assumed that Nika was ad-libbing, maybe about what she wanted to do to Tim? Women tend to do quite well at storytelling without prior prep.
Well... Harley did have a nice chitchat with him in his lock'd cage and she did use a FogHorn analog to blast his senses back to semi-normal levels, ....
Probably because the amount of cynicism/sarcasm and one liners just flowing out of him i am enjoying immensely.
I keep imagining one of Jason's therapy sessions (which, although happening off-camera are still occurring regularly) as occurring something like this: "So, how're the new meds working out for you so far, kiddo?" "Crappy, Harl." Jason replied morosely. "I keep feeling like I'm swimming in cotton wool. Half the time I don't know what's going on. When I try to ask someone what's happening, everyone thinks I'm being sarcastic--" "You ARE being sarcastic." "Well, yeah, I suppose I am. I'm just messin' with you mommy-dearest, the drug-drugs are workin' out just fine. Head's clear. No funny voices in my head anymore except for yours and Bruce's and you're usually telling me to clean up my room." She stared at him for a long moment, leaving him squirming in his seat until he finally replied, "Okay! Okay! I'm fine. The new drug course doesn't seem to have any weird side effects. Um... except for... um..." "A lot of hot dreams?" She smirked. "Random physiological arousal responses?" "Yeah. How did you kno--?" "I told you heightened hormonal response was one of the possible side effects. Guess that's you." She said gently, patting his hand. "It's just... really frustrating." He growled. "On the other hand, I guess channeling my aggressions into sex is kind of more socially acceptable, right?" "If we go by the amount of flirting you've been doing with everybody, it's progress." She said with a nod. "Although we probably should start workin' on that a bit more. Your primary responses when it comes to dealing with your stressors all boil down to sex and violence." He made a dismissive noise. "Like that's weird in this family." "Y'know, those aren't always the appropria--" She began, but he interrupted her. "Mommy-dearest," Jason said in a sickly sweet voice, "Sex and violence are YOUR preferred methods for dealing with things." She replied primly, "Yeah, but it works for me." "Hell, sex and violence are Cass' solutions to her problems too. Damian uses violence for his issues, but I figure it's only a matter of time before some busty blonde is totally going to introduce him to the other thing as a solution to his problems." "Steph's probably not gonna sleep with Damian til he turns legal at least," She said, amused. "Who said anything about Steph? Kid's pickin' up Big Bat Daddy's looks. If Stephie-poo doesn't stake her claim soon, some other busty blonde is gonna steal him away from her. ANY busty blonde. That kid's got a type already. I think he's got an adorable little Bat-crush on Supergirl." "In any case, your examples ain't exactly the best ones, if you think about it. I'm... well... I'm not entirely here," She admitted. "And yet you're sane enough to psychoanalyze me." "Touche. Meanwhile Damian and Cass were both raised as assassins. Living weapons. They ain't exactly socialized normally. Damian's young enough to maybe break him outta the pattern, but Cass is pretty set. She's just lucky she got a guy who can help her work around those rough spots." "You mean someone obsessive compulsive enough to be able to present her with lists of other options for dealing with problems and the ability to convince her... physically if need be... to take those other options." He pointed out. "All true, but this ain't about their sex and violence responses, it's about yours, kiddo." He shrugged, "Seems obvious. I gotta get me someone who can do that sort of thing for me." "... that's not the solution." She groused at him. "Hey, hey, hey, Mommy! Think about it. That's what YOU did. You got together with the Big Bat Daddy and now he's pulling your trigger so that you're only unleashing the violence on those folk who need it done!" He smiled serenely. "It seems to work!" "It also ain't healthy!" She interjected. "Mistah Bee and me got lucky. His crazy and my crazy they..." she put her hands together, interweaving her fingers in between one another, "We have complimentary crazy. We cover up the big gaping holes in each other's issues, but if anything... ANYTHING... were to happen to Mistah Bee," Her eyes became distant and vague and terrifying. "I dunno what I'd do with myself. I really wouldn't." She turned that terrible gaze on him. "You wanna risk ending up like that, kiddo?" "..." "Didn't think so. Now... so what kinda hot dreams have you been having?" She leaned in playfully, "Anything about mommy dearest I oughtta know about?" He sputtered, "... Freud's already discredited you know!" - - -
Jason doesn't need Freud ... he probably needs either Nika or Wendy or are they both the same person persona ???
No they diffent people. Nika just happens to have a Voice like a Sexphone Operatior.Wendy does porno finger puppets.
I do want to note that I didn't pull Nika having a sultry, seductive voice entirely out of thin air. After all the first time we meet her, she was singing the Bird's of Prey song (which is faintly naughty) and apparently singing it well enough for people to really enjoy it, so she does have a nice sexy voice. Which Tim has managed to weaponize. Wendy (aka Proxy) in turn does flirt with Jason on the comms (and possibly Steph as well), but I don't figure on her voice being quite so seductive. Or at least if it is sexy, it'd be in a different way. I figure on Wendy's voice being just a touch raspy, while Nika has a low, purring alto.
