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Bull. Fucking. Shit.

Discussion in 'Space Battles' started by Mith, Jun 3, 2009.

  1. Mith SB Head Dungeon Master

    This, this is bullshit. The assholes who gave these awards out need to be casturated with a long, rusty carving knife before being tossed off a helicopter two miles above jagged rocks. Then their souls need to be dragged down to the deepest, darkest pits of Nessus where Asmodeus (may the hells scream his everlasting glory) will tear apart every shred of their souls for their blasphemy.

    Thos fuckers. Those mother fuckers. How dare they give thse awards to a bunch of hack actors of which is basically softcore porn for young tween virgins who are too fucking annoying to get dates. Best fight scene? Well fuck me, I thought that would be something like...oh, I don't know, THE FUCKING DARK KNIGHT?! Are you really telling me some emo bitch and his butt buddy having a bitch slapping contest is really better than the stuff we saw in one of the best movies in the past ten years? And really, Best Movie of the Year? Seriously, who the fuck is accepting that load? We shouldn't be asking what they were smoking, we should be asking who was sucking them off! Oh wait, the tweens. Of course.

    And best kiss? You fuckers. You assholes. Did any of you dipshits see fucking Wall-E?! You want a kiss? You want original, good romance? Go see THAT movie. It was a classic the instant it came out. I have the fucking stickers on my GOD DAMNED LABTOP! The near ending of that scene with the kiss between Wall-E and EVE had more emotion into it, then the entire FUCKING DUMP THAT WAS SHITLIGHT BY A FACTOR OF NINE THOUSAND!

    Fuck you MTV, fuck you long and hard. I hope you burn in Nessus for all eternity.



    Sluts.
  2. foamy Solidarity.

    I endorse this sentiment but deplore the profanity.
  3. Commander 598 Kagetaka

    Ahahahahahahahahaahhha
  4. People still watch MTV? I mean, people with brains?
  5. Commander 598 Kagetaka

  6. Imperator Pax Talon Master

    MTV should like twilight have been exterminated upon detection.
  7. Ford Prefect What is Project Zohar?

    In this thread, people take something totally irrelevant far too seriously.
  8. Megaguiras Praiser of the Sun

    Of course if I remember correctly the MTV movie awards are decided through online voting. It's a people's choice awards kinda thing not an academy award kind of thing.

    So why did Twilight win? Because it attracts scads, and scads, and FUCKING SCADS of fangirls to vote for it. So shouldn't it be them that your vitriol is directed at? Not that there aren't plenty of reasons to destroy MTV as it is.
  9. Ironside Man with no plan

    They have rejected reality and substituted their own...
  10. DogBoy Keymaster

    Some one on the radio mentioned that people who watch MTV wouldn't know a good movie if it punched them in the face, and I completely agree with that assesment.
  11. Damar Alien Nationalist

    Nobody at MTV actually watched the movie, and chose it on popularity among it's intended audience alone. How suprising.
  12. Leo1 Vicious Attack Dog

    I don't really remember the fight from Dark Knight - it was jump-cutty IIRC, so I don't think it deserves best fight.

    Given how incredibly lame Twilight's fight was - and even less memorable, I am inclined to give it to clearly the best fight out of all the nominees -

    Seth Rogen and James Franco vs. Danny McBride - Pineapple Express.

    OBVIOUSLY.

    But yeah, MTV Movie Awards are decided by vote. It's no surprise that legions of Twilight-drones would spam the vote for their piece of shit mediocrity of a film.
  13. Mith SB Head Dungeon Master

    Fixed.
  14. cpj1227 Solidarity Terror Unit

    [IMG]

    The "you" in this case being MTV.

    Also: If whatshisface that played the sparkly vampire accepts his awards and tells off everyone who voted for that shitty film like he did in that interview, I'll laugh my ass off.
  15. LoneFury Will troll for food.

    All in favor of an MTV Exterminatus say aye.
  16. Leo1 Vicious Attack Dog

    Yeah, at least the actor's not a moron. He knows a fuckwit character when he reads one.
  17. cpj1227 Solidarity Terror Unit

    Aye!

    (damn minimum character count)
  18. white_rabbit Shadow Cabal Berserker

    I wish to see this masterpiece of combat, anyone got a link to a nice tube ?

    Because theres seriously not a prayer of me ever seeing the movie. ;)
  19. Eagle One The Mad Professor

    Funny... I thought it could use a bit more profanity...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNEBPZy67w8

    Fight starts at about 2:40

    And yes, it's utter shit.
  20. foamy Solidarity.

    I have long found that the most truly excoriating, scathing, and contempuous tones are achieved while maintaining an exterior of absolute civility and, in fact, using formal modes of address.
  21. white_rabbit Shadow Cabal Berserker


    Shut the fuck up.

    :p


    Well, that fight was entirely meh, what was its competition ?
  22. foamy Solidarity.

    Silence.
  23. Leo1 Vicious Attack Dog

    Man, that fight really does suck. Poorly lit, bad direction, lame action - just people pushing each other around on wires while she writhes on the floor.

    Again, I vote Pineapple Express.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS7dgsf-heg
  24. Mith SB Head Dungeon Master

    Here's the fight scene from Twilight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIFvS3_OYG4

    The villian is even worse than I remember. He looks like he used to a prison bitch who decided to get into some kind of sick bondage porn to take his issues out on.

    Makes me want to go for another Vlad award just to see how badly I can make those losers pay.

    EDIT: And God, that was a horrible fight scene. I could barely see anything because of the blurs, bad lighting, and poor angles. Why anyone considered this movie to be at all good is beyond me.
  25. white_rabbit Shadow Cabal Berserker


    Bollocks

    I think Pineapple Express had better firefights and combat scenes than a lot of devoted action movies.

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