China launches mission to Chinese space station

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Congratulations to China. Hope you'll continue reach for the stars.

As long as it doesn't get swept up in nationalism or militarism, I would welcome it. A peaceful intramural rivalry can be a good thing.

Congrats China.

I sit here broadcasting raw spite at China and pray all their efforts come to naught.

Chinese Space Agency Vs SpaceX!

I can see this being fun.

Yeah! Progress is only good when it's my country doing it!

How long before China puts orbital weapons in orbit. Let the space arms race begin.

Congrats China. Hopefully this will be the first of many such missions.

Need a kleenix?

At the same time I want an Orbital Arms race, but at the same time I don't, getting nuked from Orbit would suck.

Please, everyone knows that there's satellites with nukes on board.

Yes. We are the best country in the world and anything that keeps China down is good in my book.

Eh, I have no preference on how I am being nuked.

That depends on John Bolton.

A Chinese space mission? I am expecting that it blows up because of shoddily made parts produced by slave laborers. They breed like rabbits, so I expect that they will try again but they will always have to face the shame that we were there first and better.

Yeah, but you broke up and dont exist anymore.

America will never break up. We are the greatest country in the world.

Yeah, It's not like China actually has a good Space Agency, that has successfully put shit in space is it?

Seriously, there's no need to doubt China's Space Program, unless you just hate China.

For now, and with the crazy shit that you're doing it won't be for long.

Firstly, they don't breed like rabbits, in one season a single female rabbit can produce as many as 800 children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Most Chinese have only one or two children, you're just upset because there is 1.4 billion of them and they outnumber you 3 to 1.

Secondly.

Remember this? I'll give you a clue. It isn't Chinese.

Third, America doesn't even have a space programme any more, it doesn't matter if you were there first if you took your ball and went home, and they don't give a fuck.

Oh, sorry. I mistook you for the first nation to reach space.

I do hate China. Their space program is nothing but hand-me-down Russian relics. Their other technology is stolen by industrial espionage from America where it was developed by talented, knowledgeable Americans.

China is a tyrant nation who invents nothing and whose growth comes at the detriment of the American worker.

There is nothing to commend in China.

How old are you? 12? Did daddy get laid off by those ebil chinese?

Glad you understand.

Except, you know, they're actually doing things.

Why all the Chinese Space Program hate? Other then 'muuurica! fuck yeah!

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