Gender bender Elder Scrolls magic, Thread #01

Well maybe more than a day, about 2000 or so kms between us.

I will be busy getting slightly prepared then. Off to Bismark and then I get to putz around for a while. Maybe pick up a half pound burger, only ketchup, no lettuce or tomato or whatever else people put on there. Or even a malt. Just make sure to tell me when you find out about your destination spot and time. Don't want to send a lightning flare after all...jk

Hit up a liquor store and...no, just no.

Don't worry, I will. I am going to go see if I can't scam some food now.

You have money, right? Why would you scam food? It is very distasteful.

Well maybe not then, but I can't survive on just lotto tickets and the like, I have to stretch out what resources I have. Maybe I'll save that instead for when I need it. However I just don't want to draw attention to myself, winning lots of money does, while abusing my appearance doesn't as much.

I suppose so.

Once I get a job, or a way of supporting myself, I am never doing it again.

Well...okay then. I just have some thinking to do and some food to obtain.

Indeed. So I guess, we will have to find jobs once we figure out where our base of operations will be?

I need therapy. Though it's your choice on the job thing. I am going to sell off my transmuted stuff to some people online. I want to avoid needing a job for as long as I can.

That might work, but I would rather lie low for as long as I could.

Hopefully your meal has gone well. I am just finishing my stuff.

Well, I'll see you eventually. After that... stuff might need to get done.

So guys... how have you been doing?

Sleep now, conversatin laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................................grwv g

Alright, so I thought this was all a cute BROB. Until I woke up a day or two after you guys with the same... symptoms.

I'm way down here in Texas. Shit, do any of you know how to get documents? We're going to have to go way the fuck back to birth certificates and start from there. No faking it either, you don't want these things going bad if they get looked up!

On a side note, if any of you are good at Alteration, don't throw a knife at things. I just blasted a small hole in my wall earlier this morning with a butter knife.

Texas?

Also: Male or Female? Age? I am in ND right now so....

So... you worked the shaft a bit too hard?

Female now. 22 Also.

Cute. Seriously, that was a bit scary, actually.

You guys are talking about using Alteration to modify just about everything already. Guess it's easier than I give it credit for, as all I've done so far is make some gold nuggets (which I can't sell in Texas without an ID!) and mess around with steel alloys. I want to work on a structural analysis spell, so I can get a better idea of contents of stuff. Being able to produce a knife of the very finest steel would be nice. Doubly so if we can find Damascus steel, and analyze it for composition and structure.

Anyone have any idea how to make an Arcane Enchanter? I think a pentagram might work on its own, but I'm understandably hesitant to try that.

I got my parents to sell the gold I made though I didn't get full price. Still, having roughly 3,000 dollars in cash on me isn't too bad.

I wanna make Uranium-235... for scientific reasons of course. Will need to take precautions.

Not a clue.

See you when I can.

I think you have to get the whole thing down pat to get an Arcane Enhcanter. Though I am not exactly sure.

Anyways, it sucks on your front, so perhaps you should use alteration to fake IDs, though I still need full documentation. I am not quite sure how to get it.

Eh, Why not get genetic testing?

That might work, but I still need birth certificates and the like.

Good God, this might take a few years. I will need to begin preparations for my eventual ascension.

CHIM or world conquest ?