Hello, neighbor. Welcome to the Void System.

Discussion in 'A BROB is for you! - For all your Roleplaying Need' started by Ars Poetica, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. Ars Poetica Judaic-Buddhist

    You are confused and lost in a white plane of existence beyond existence. All things are so present that your senses cannot process them and default to nothing. You are afraid. You are uncertain. You turn and look around…

    A line of grey emerges from the white surface in front of you. It darkens and grows up, turning into so many black letters. You see them flow… and then they stop.

    Hello, neighbor.

    Welcome to the Void System, a space between the stars, where all your dreams will come true.

    I am the Administered Decisive Information Utilizing Type-0 “Ritter”, or, ADIUT0R.

    My assigned name is Halix. I will be your guardian operator and assistant through hard times.

    To begin: You have died.

    Cause of death: Sleeping pill overdose.

    Time of death: 6:15:24 AM; 1/08/2023.

    Were you depressed? Are you depressed, now?

    Worry no longer.

    Your life was sad. You may notice that you do not remember it.

    This is for the best.

    The program is beginning. The system continues and prays for completion. You will complete it.

    What is your name, friend?

    Your name is…
  2. Berserkslash Tonight. You.

    Blast Hardcheese.

    More seriously, Garreth.

    Let's see what you've cooked up.
  3. Ars Poetica Judaic-Buddhist

    ......please, for the love of all things, be serious. If we end up with a name like Blast Hardcheese, I will kill this quest with fire.
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  4. My name is Blast Hardcheese.
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  5. Jemnite Dark History

    I'm a rebellious teenager!
    [x] Blast Hardcheese
  6. Ars Poetica Judaic-Buddhist

    .........seriously? Come on. Be reasonable.
  7. Berserkslash Tonight. You.

    I'm gonna regret putting that up there huh?
  8. confusopoly Arguably sane

    I suck at coming up with names but still have an opinion, so:

    [X] Anything but Blast Hardcheese
  9. [X] Emily Jackson
    Makes sense we have a female name if we died of a sleeping pill, men usually use a gun instead.
  10. David Rhodes
  11. Yes, yes, you will :D And for the record Blast Hardcheese is a badass name.
  12. Speckled Burd A Certain Manly Saint

    My name is Big McLargeHuge.

    But really William "The Knuckle" Armstrong.
  13. Adrian Andrews
  14. Darik29 Here, have a Cookie!

    Going with this. Also, if possible, Anti-Vote Blast Hardcheese.
  15. Imperial Waltz Eating Your Sandwiches

    John Marshel
    Or If female: Samantha Louise Ann Margret
  16. confusopoly Arguably sane

    [X] Emily Jackson
  17. Ars Poetica Judaic-Buddhist

    Okay. To narrow the votes, here are the names I'll be accepting.
    So it all comes to this. Which of these four names will our protagonist be given? I personally prefer David, but this is a democratic system and my say has little pull.
  18. Speckled Burd A Certain Manly Saint

    Adrian Andrews.
  19. Imperial Waltz Eating Your Sandwiches

    John Marshel, has a Clint Eastwood western feel to it
  20. Darik29 Here, have a Cookie!

    Yeah, but would anyone named John Marshal commit suicide by Sleeping pills?
  21. Imperial Waltz Eating Your Sandwiches

    Forced into it. Complicated. This thing better have saved his damn kids
  22. Vizzi <FONT COLOR="DarkOrchid">Forum Bitch (certifiable)

    John Marshal sounds pretty sweet.
  23. Darik29 Here, have a Cookie!

    Okay, what? Not bad what, but what. Explain.
  24. [х]David Rhodes.
  25. Ars Poetica Judaic-Buddhist

    What would you like to have explained? People commit death by sleeping pill all the time. Not just women, but men as well. This person might not have even committed suicide but accidentally overdosed. Or maybe they were force-fed the pills. Any myriad of things could have happened to this person... This person's death may not be so clear-cut as you think.

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