Minecraft Derp Moments

Discussion in 'Minecraft' started by Hiver, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. I just put my alchemical bag in my alchemical bag. That made me go D'oh! a few seconds after:p

    Cost a pair of diamonds to get back.


    So what have you done thats pure derp?


    EDIT: Did another thing. Dug beneath me and fell it lava :(

    Lost a giganourmous amount of diamonds.
  2. Karazor The Monkey Underground

    I started taking off in my airship... only to fall off and remember that I'd left the remote control in a chest in the airship. *smack*
  3. Soulgazer Stargate fanboi

    This was actually for the original server. In preperation for the first reset, I had rigged my house with several stacks of TNT, and set up an escape route w/minecart. After completion, when the walls of the house were lined, I saw a creeper walking nearby and decided to take it out. I charged at it, going for the 2 hit KO diamond sword blitz....without equipping my diamond sword. It exploded. That set off my house.
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  4. Questiondeca A little hard of hearing in one ear.

    My Current project involves using a quarry to dig a really big hole. I've had to replace it completely twice due to creepers coming up behind me and part of the setup once because lag caused the engines to lose coolant and blow.
  5. Darkally Level 63.24 Lurker

    I finished a defensive wall for a village I found. As I was showing another player around, a spider climbed over and killed me. Also, I saw a creeper on top of one of the houses, apparently I forgot to light up the roofs.

    Another moment on the same server is a few days after I began my massive oceanic horizontal mining operation, I saw a mining strategy on the wiki that was a lot more efficient than my current approach. I already have 3 levels that stretch at least 80 blocks, the center shaft reaching all the way to Y5, and branches at Y15 at least 30 blocks.
  6. GYAAAAAAHGA!!!!


    Was flying around underground with my swiftwolfs and red matter tool set, gathering materials for the morning star. I was flying about a lavalake when a creeper jump me from above, blow up and make me lose it all.

    That made me rage quit..
  7. avatar11792 5th-Imperium Slaughter

    If you make an Alchemy Bag and put your high-value items in it, even if the Bag is destroyed, make an Alchemy Bag of the same color, and even in death your items should still be in there.

    I accidentally put my red Alchemy Bag inside of its own inventory, and it blipped out of existence. Not realizing this I made a second red Alchemy Bag, and all of my stuff was in it, including the original Bag! Now, I have a few Alchemy Bags of various colors with me, and I always have a second copy of the same color back at home. In case I die, it'll be easy enough to get my shit back it'll just existence in N-space until I can get around to making another one.

    Also, you can stack different-colored Alchemy Bags inside each other. For example, my red Bag I keep inside my green Bag, just so its out of the way. Thus the total space I have is fractally huge! Arranged properly, all I have to do is have multiple bags nested inside each other and I can around an entire mountain's worth of loot! If done properly, though, and try not to blip entire Bags out of existence like I accidentally did before, don't know what would happen if this happened with multiple Bags inside each other.:cool:



    EDIT: Also, in terms of my status, I'm fucking rich! I have so much iron, tin, copper, and gold I'm converting all of them into Blocks just to save some room in my Alchemical Chest devoted to my refined ores! Now, the Chest is about half full.

    Also, 47 diamond, just sitting around with nothing to do. Bliss!:D[/QUOTE]

    Did the exact same thing, but it was wonderful discovering just how fucking handy these Alchemy Bags can be!:D
  8. gibbousmoons X-COM Command

    I upgraded to 1.4 before downloading the updated version of my mod pack! Now I have no alchemy! }p

    Also, an NPC village, double sized, is in the perfect spot for me. . . Except for the ravines cutting it in half, and boardering it on three sides. I fell in four times when the gravel paths suddenly remembered gravity.
  9. Richardson Not a Chicken

    Digging foundations for my 1.4 fortress of awesometude, and I fell through a dirt ceiling into a lava cave.

    My life, made of derp it is.

    Derpy had to come rescue me, how embarrassing is that?

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