[MLP: FIM] Pants Quest

Having overdosed on MLPaintAdventures and Infocom games, I had the idea to do something like that here. I've written a lot of 'transcript' stories in the style of a Text Adventure game.

So I'd like to try that here; this is open to any fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

I will be the 'game parser' and anyone interested can make suggestions on the next command and whatever idea gets the most support (or randomly chosen if I have to tie-break) by 5 PM Central Time will be the next one parsed.

Please, nothing NSFW, so we can avoid getting banned!

Commands should be phrased as single action but possibly complex statements like:

PUT PHILOMENA ON TOP OF BIRTHDAY CAKE

or

HAND SPIKE 3000 BIT VALUE RUBY FROM SATCHEL

Two Important Standard Commands:

I / Inventory: What you are carrying
Stats: Your attributes!

Tone: Whimsical


Like all the best games, the goal of this one is deceptively simple.

You begin as Lyra. You want PANTS. You really, really want some PANTS.

PANTS QUEST: A BAILESUCOM PRODUCTION

Lyra and Bon-Bon's Bedroom (2 PM, Monday)
This four-walled room is on the second floor of a house, with a window looking out onto HOOFINGTON ROAD. There is a closet (closed) and a door out of the room to the rest of the house.
Contains:
DOUBLE BED
END TABLE

Contains

Glass of Water (half-full)
Box of Chocolates (closed)

>INVENTORY
You currently have no way to carry anything. Because you have no HANDS. Though you could carry things telekinetically if you had anything to carry.
CUTIE MARK: A golden Harp

>STATUS
Goal: PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Health: Good
Fanon Points (Score): 0
Generosity: 7
Honesty: 2
Human Obsession: 20
Kindness: 3
Laughter: 8
Loyalty: 5 (10 to Bon-Bon)
Magic: 5 (15 with Harp)

EDIT:
I accidentally posted this early, so tomorrow the 20th will be the first parsing happens. (25 hours to make suggestions!)

Open the closet door with Unicorn Telekinesis and pull out saddlebags, if inside there.

Also, subscribed.

Grab the chocolates and DYNAMIC ENTRY! through the window to the outside world.

> open CLOSET

> get PANTS from CLOSET

(Remember, folks, parser style.)

Do pants even exist in Equestria, Fancy Pants notwithstanding?

Pants have been seen in the show.

> disregard LACK OF BELIEF in PANTS

Exactly.

> open CLOSET with MAGIC

Seconded.

> LOOK UNDER MATTRESS

Because this is an adventure game. Nothing interesting is going to be found in a closet

> open CLOSET

> get PANTS from CLOSET

So I guess going to Rarity's and commishing a pair of pants is right out, eh?

There is nothing to stop you trying but it's too complex a task for a simple command.

>Get dressed
>Go To clothes store
>Meet Rarity
>Request Pen
>Describe PANTS
>DRaw Pants
>Comission PANTS

Like that, though life is never so easy.

That takes too long!

Just
> demand PANTS from RARITY
instead.

> Rarity rejects. "Pants are Oppressive!"

*enters thread*

>Put SHOE on HEAD.

*leaves*

This is seriously a MS Paint adventures derivative?

> Retrieve ARMS from CLOSET

There, my job here is done.

It seriously is, yes.

Except I can't draw, so I will paint word pictures.

It's looking like the general consensus is to get what's in the closet.

>Open BOX OF CHOCOLATES.

>Eat BON BON

>Open Closet with TK
You don't even need to get out of bed to do this; the closet door flies open.

The closet door is open.
The closet contains:

Bottle of Mane Gel
Bon-Bon's Dresses
Fish Tie
Saddlebags with Candy-Buckle (Yours, Closed)
Saddlebags with Golden Lyre Buckle (Bon-Bon's, Closed)
Moth-eaten, Unwearable Pants

>Take SADDLEBAGS WITH CANDY BUCKLE
You take the saddlebags.


>Look inside SADDLEBAGS
The saddlebags contain:
My Little Human Action Figure (Decoy Octopus)
50 bits
Silver Key found in Everfree Forest of Uncertain Purpose
Notepad with Half-Written Draft of My Little Human Fanfic

>Look under MATTRESS
You are somewhat disturbed to find a trap door you were not aware of, more so because when you look under the bed, you do not actually see it on the frame, only if you observe the frame from above (yet under the mattress).

Where could it possibly go?

>Exposit on METAL GEAR SOLID ACTION FIGURE

>EQUIP SADDLEBAGs
>WAKE BON BON
>SHOW DOOR
>MOVE BED
>OPEN DOOR
>LOOK IN DOOR