Mutilating tampon puts rapists out of business

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  1. Bastard BANNED

    Penis-Multilating Tampon Puts
    Rapists Out Of Business - Forever
    From Jan Lamprecht WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
    From Adriana Stuijt

    1-22-02

    SOUTH AFRICA - An anti-rape device which chops off the tip of a rapist's penis has been invented by a retired anaesthetist in the Free State, South Africa.

    Jaap Haumann, 72, who now farms near the small town of Clocolan, has designed a "mutilator tampon" designed to lop off the end of a rapist's penis.

    Dr Haumann's extraordinary invention was prompted by the fact that rape has become so endemic in South Africa that a rape now is being reported every 26 seconds to police. Dr Haumann said he designed the device after speaking to rape victims -- and said he believed that at least a million South African women would flock to buy it.

    "It became clear to me that rape has a devastating impact on the lives of women, physically and especially mentally."

    He said in one instance, a rape victim had refused to leave her house, even nine months after she was raped. Her friends did her shopping for her.

    "We all know that South Africa has the highest rape statistics in the world. With this device I believe would-be rapists would think twice before attacking any woman in this country."

    Dr Haumann said the device is designed to be used in the same way as a tampon. "I designed a hard cylindrical plastic core which contains the spring blade, which slices when pressed against.

    "This plastic core is covered by soft material, the same as a real tampon. This is then inserted by the woman. When the rapist attacks the woman and penetration takes place, the point of his penis will touch the section containing the blade and it (the penis), or at least a part of it, is sliced off."

    Speaking of the danger of HIV infection from a bleeding rapist, Dr Haumann said because rape was a violent crime, the danger of infection from semen was high in any event.

    Many South African women already habitually carry antiretroviral medication with them to prevent HIV-transfer in case they got raped.

    "But when a woman wears this device she would not resist and would not be damaged internally. So the chances of being infected by the blood from the rapist are, indeed, also less."

    Dr Haumann said the deterrent value of the device would be immense.

    "And this is really the idea. If this device makes rapists think twice about attacking women, we have already achieved something."

    But some women approached for comment, found the idea of carrying such a "tampon timebomb" absurd.

    "I would be extremely uncomfortable. Again the onus is put on the woman. Men who rape women should be jailed for life. Men should not rape, end of story," said one.

    Dr Haumann said the device was still in the design stage. "It would cost about R10 to manufacture one such device and I estimate at least a million South African women would wear it," he said.
  2. Um, OUCH!

    I despise rapists anyway, I place them somewhere between cockroaches and that white stuff that accumulates in your mouth when you're thirsty.
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  3. First:
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: OUCHIES!
    Second:
    Quote from Sirus Griffin, Con Air.
    At least quote the man:p
    j/k:D
  4. [Q]Originally posted by Sean17
    First:
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: OUCHIES!
    Second:

    Quote from Sirus Griffin, Con Air.
    At least quote the man:p
    j/k:D
    [/Q]

    I made friends with Sirus the goddamn Virus. :p
  5. KrzyCnauck AND I AM CANADIAN!

    I think there is a touch of irony in that an anthesologist invented this.....device.:eek: :wtf: :confused:
  6. Clansman Scotsman

    I think it's a fantastic idea.
  7. Tyrannus Imperator Humanitatis

    ROFLMAO!!!:D Good invention. I FULLY agree with AV on this.

    Now, if only our wives would remember to take it off before having sex:p
  8. KrzyCnauck AND I AM CANADIAN!

    [Q]Originally posted by Clansman
    I think it's a fantastic idea. [/Q]

    Now, I know rapists probably should recieve a colonic irrigation (or however it's spelled with) with a cattle prod, but couldn't be a little more.......humanitarian.
  9. Douglas Nicol Jadefalcon Moderator

    [Q]Originally posted by KrzyCnauck


    Now, I know rapists probably should recieve a colonic irrigation (or however it's spelled with) with a cattle prod, but couldn't be a little more.......humanitarian.
    [/Q]

    Why?
  10. Clansman Scotsman

    [Q]Originally posted by KrzyCnauck


    Now, I know rapists probably should recieve a colonic irrigation (or however it's spelled with) with a cattle prod, but couldn't be a little more.......humanitarian.
    [/Q]

    Fuck humanitarian, the rapist isn't being humanitarian.
  11. KrzyCnauck AND I AM CANADIAN!

    [Q]Originally posted by Douglas Nicol


    Why?
    [/Q]

    Well, dosen't that kinda stoop to their level.

    Now, I'm all in favour of treating rapists like they're the scum of the Earth. Giving them a prostrate exam with a taser is a good idea. Still, I think that's kinda overboard.
  12. KrzyCnauck AND I AM CANADIAN!

    [Q]Originally posted by Clansman


    Fuck humanitarian, the rapist isn't being humanitarian.
    [/Q]

    That dosen't me we have to sink to his level. I saw leave his wee wee alone. Focus your fury on the bunghole!:D

    Hmmmm....a sulphuric acid supository. That'd be an even greater punishment.:eek: Hey....that isn't a half bad idea!
  13. Ahab Ralphie vs. Big Stud

    It doesn't sound like it will be particularly effective to me, but perhaps it will help.
  14. areoborg Would you like to make a contract?

    OUCH!!!!!! It almost makes me feel sorry for the rapist... almost.
  15. Clansman Scotsman

    [Q]Originally posted by KrzyCnauck


    Well, dosen't that kinda stoop to their level.

    Now, I'm all in favour of treating rapists like they're the scum of the Earth. Giving them a prostrate exam with a taser is a good idea. Still, I think that's kinda overboard.
    [/Q]

    Bollocks to that. At the end of the day these guys are picking on the weaker section of our society purely for their own satisfaction.

    If I had my way every convicted rapist would have his penis surgicly removed before starting his prison sentence. You can be damn sure the cowardly little shits will never do it to anyone again.
  16. Grand Admiral Kharr Get in ma belly!

    tmost people in their spare time take up golf or maybe they travel, but noooooooooooo this guy has to invent a gulliotine for the lil guy :D

    lets hope they only use it in cases where the identity of the rapist and the claim of rape have been absoloutely proven without a doubt, cause once you loose it, you really loose it :eek:
  17. KrzyCnauck AND I AM CANADIAN!

    [Q]Originally posted by Clansman


    Bollocks to that. At the end of the day these guys are picking on the weaker section of our society purely for their own satisfaction.

    If I had my way every convicted rapist would have his penis surgicly removed before starting his prison sentence. You can be damn sure the cowardly little shits will never do it to anyone again.
    [/Q]

    I agree punishments should be serious and humilating. Bring back public executions, I say! But what happened to a little quality cared mercy?

    Aw, well. I've said it before, I'll say it again:Justice is a synonym of Vengeance.
  18. Uuuummmmmm, what stops the rapist taking the tampon off?
  19. Clansman Scotsman

    [Q]Originally posted by Grand Admiral Kharr
    tmost people in their spare time take up golf or maybe they travel, but noooooooooooo this guy has to invent a gulliotine for the lil guy :D

    lets hope they only use it in cases where the identity of the rapist and the claim of rape have been absoloutely proven without a doubt, cause once you loose it, you really loose it :eek:
    [/Q]

    Given how it works the guilty party cant get cut unless he penetrates so I think there can be no argument about his guilt....
  20. Clansman Scotsman

    [Q]Originally posted by KrzyCnauck


    I agree punishments should be serious and humilating. Bring back public executions, I say! But what happened to a little quality cared mercy?

    Aw, well. I've said it before, I'll say it again:Justice is a synonym of Vengeance.
    [/Q]

    This device offers protection rather than retribution.
  21. Clansman Scotsman

    [Q]Originally posted by Dev Null
    Uuuummmmmm, what stops the rapist taking the tampon off? [/Q]

    Then they lose a finger.
  22. [Q]Originally posted by Clansman


    Then they lose a finger.
    [/Q]


    Well then how would the woman take it off?
  23. KrzyCnauck AND I AM CANADIAN!

    [Q]Originally posted by Clansman


    This device offers protection rather than retribution.
    [/Q]

    How? By crippling the sick fuck?

    I saw an anti-rape device should be some sort of container that collects semen/blood to isolate DNA and bloodtype, so they can track him down and take a ball peen hammer to his nuts.
  24. KrzyCnauck AND I AM CANADIAN!

    [Q]Originally posted by Dev Null



    Well then how would the woman take it off?
    [/Q]

    How would they put it on/:eek:
  25. Grand Admiral Kharr Get in ma belly!

    my point being the potential for mususe is there and the act cannot be reversed once initiated
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