Normal Quest

GM Note: It's been raining all day. My head hurts. I feel very BLEH today.
What follows is a result of this.

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You are a normal person who lives a normal life. You have a normal house, a normal job, and even a normal wife. Living in a normal neighbourhood, of a normal town, in your normal country, on your normal world called Earth.

Yesterday, and all the days you had before it, was very normal. What will today be like?

[] Normal Normal
[] Typical Normal
[] Average Normal

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(No, I don't know what-the-fuck either. Just go with it.)

[X] Typical, average, ordinary, every-day normal.

[x] Median normal. Half the people in the world are more normal than you, and half of them are less.

[X] Realize that you have the power of Normality--the ability to impose normality on any power or situation. Put on a T-Shirt that says Captain Normal and go out and fight super-crime. You shall make them into NORMAL CRIMINALS, and call the police.

I dunno.

[x] Typical

[X] Normal Normal

[X] As Normal as Normal can Normally be in a Normal day whitout crossing the normally existing boundary between the ordinary and the uncanny, because let's face it, even for normal people there's normally too much normal that can be normally handle in a average normal day.

[x] Your life is so normal that its not normal. You should go do something less normal today so that you'll be more normal.

[X] ThiS World is AbNormal and FaKE. It MUsT bE BroKeN!

[x] Take the blue pill.

AgREEd.

AHahahaahHAhahHAHAhaahhAhaHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHA! You would seek to tear this world? TO stretch it, to rend it, to cut it along the lines few can see apart?

You FooL. ThE VOtes cAN ONLY eVeR be Normal. TO be OtherWIsE WOuLD THreATeN AlL thAt YOU kNOw...

DO NoT PurSuE THE TRUTH. It IS ToO MUch FoR you.

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[x] Take off glasses. Activate Mystic Eyes of Death Perception.

[x] Vel

Because breaking reality is always fun on the weekends.

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[X] SEE BEYOND THE LIES AND BEHOLD TRUTH

You are a normal person who lives a normal life. You have a normal house, a normal job, and even a normal wife. Living in a normal neighbourhood, of a normal town, in your normal country, on your normal world called Earth.

Yesterday, and all the days you had before it, was very normal. What will today be like?

You were once a normal person, all things considered. You used to have all those normal things that people took for granted as part of a normal life. You've never even heard of Spacebattles, that's how normal you were!

But then came that very fateful, abnormal day when HE appeared. Or IT, you aren't totally sure. Whatever HE was, you sincerely doubt he was human. He just seemed to radiate with barely contained and completely unfathomable power. He came to you and told you he was going to send you elsewhere, on a mission he said. You told him to screw off and mind his own business, as would, you believe, any other normal person.

Rob, or so he called himself, merely shrugged and informed you that this wasn't a request...this was a conscription. But he assured you that he wasn't going to send you off without the proper tools.

"Worry not, my oh-so-normal friend." he said mockingly, "This is really quite the opportunity, if you use it right. You shall transcend the pitiful little speck you are and become something that might one day rival my own power and influence. And then you can enjoy toying with poor schmucks as much as I'm going to enjoy this."

In a move so quick you didn't even register it until after the fact, he pushed you over and everything faded to black.

[] Normal Normal Lovecraftian Horror
[] Typical Normal Nasuvian TYPE
[] Average Normal Living Concept

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(Oh ye gods, what am I doing? This is Sparta, this is heresy!)

[X] Typical Normal Nasuvian TYPE.

[X] Typical Normal Nasuvian TYPE

[] Typical Normal Nasuvian TYPE

[x] Typical Normal Nasuvian TYPE

It's basically a combination of the other two anyways.

TYPE.

[] Typical Normal Nasuvian TYPE

Because I want to BEFRIEND Ort-Tan!

Edit: Wait, aren't all the TYPEs Female?

Or is my memory really that bad?

Type Moon is originally Male.

But TYPE Moon became Female. Are all the other TYPEs Female?

I'm not sure that most of them even have genders that they identify with one way or the other.