Official Post Your Picture Thread: Part Two

That sounds dirty

Me and my little niece I visited last weekend. She was shy at first, but then had fun playing with my hair and beard.



(Can you believe she's only eight months old?)

You look exactly like Bobjob, any relation to you? Twin? Clone?

He does look suspiciously identical.

With that picture, I assume you met the Scrapheap All-Stars then? How does United Flingdom do nowadays (heard some other team bought it)?

Where do you get a trench coat like that? I'm looking for one in that exact same style, but beige.

Nah, the noir detective/private eye look.

That's me enjoying a large cock.





And that's my at a country concert. I purposely try to look as ridiculous as possible at country concerts, because country music is godawful and the whole scene is lolworthy, but some of my friends like it so I tag along.



Same concert, ruining a nice group picture.





Me hammered, putting my ass on a Bentley.

...oh god... :wtf:

Here's a few pictures of me from the convention I went to in Detroit.



I'm the big guy in the back with no neck.

Here are some poses.

Got a haircut in preparation for a job interview....





Would you hire this man?

I don't know. It might be just the lighting but you look kind of swarthy there.

In b4 "Village People" jokes:



Me and a friend:



Myself:

Not around children

I didn't really choose to do that, exactly. I already had my shirt off, showing my physique to everyone (it was last winter, and VERY cold out) but then we ran across the Bentley, and somebody said "put your ass on it". Seemed like a good idea. I have no regrets.

I'm pretty sure it belonged to a player from the NY Jets. They frequent the area I was in.

Not a single fuck was given that day.

your what

It's called a beer gut. He was using one of them fancy dialects. Something gets lost in the translation.

Well damn, Ladiesman's beer gut even puts mine to shame..

It's something I have worked very hard for. Why would you settle for a six pack, when you can have a keg?

To avoid getting a yeast infection.

*YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*



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Yeah, I met them and there's another team from Junkyard Wars that comes down every year (NERDs) with a balista. And yes, they did sell to an American team instead of shipping it back to England. I've talked with the team that bought it and apparently the machine had so much superfluous metal on it (being built in a junkyard and all...) that they were able to make back their whole investment by trimming it down and selling the scrap.
Ever since the machine showed up, it's been hovering around 2nd and 3rd place in its division.