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Plant that produces both Tomatoes and Potatoes launched in UK

Discussion in 'Non Sci-fi Debates' started by Ryan, Sep 27, 2013.

  1. Ryan Ghetto Rocket Scientist

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...toes-and-tomatoes-launched-in-uk-8839501.html

    Should these become available in the US, I'd love to plant some of these in my Aquaponic system, but the potatoes don't seem to get along very well with the media. Meaning that I'd be forced to work with... gasp... soil!
  2. TheyAin'tNobody Evil Prevails.

    Huh. It's Irish and Italian then. Probably a lot of arguments when the relatives come over for Plant-Thanksgiving.
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  3. Preda Darkside royalty

    One man's unholy godless abomination is another man breadbasket, no?
  4. Darkandus Pretentious Jerkass

    Potatoes are technically South American immigrants to Ireland. :p So, even more cultural fun.
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  5. Smugs Time Lord Incarnate

    You say Tomato, I say TomTato.
  6. ...I want one! :D
  7. Atlantean Relic Time is an illusion

    I thought the issue with these thing was keeping potato poisons out of the tomatoes?
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  8. Whirlwind21 The Real Merchant of Doom

    Frakenfood.
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  9. UberJJK Solidarity

    B-But that is genetic engineering. It's simply done through artificial selection rather then more advanced alternatives.
  10. Tomatoes are from Mexico.
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  11. Onimech Snazzy Custom Title Here

    We've been nothing but up front about the tumors!

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    You can't say that it wasn't clearly mentioned on the maze here on the back of the kid's menu

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  12. Fell Can't even handle it

    So THIS is what idiot hippies mean when they call something "Frankenfood."
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  13. Vezon Assorted Maniacs, Inc.

    That's true of any tomato you grow at home, because you let them ripen on the vine instead of picking them green like farms have to.
  14. Kagh't V 2.5

    Yeh, that's just normal horticulture, grafting one root-stock onto another plant. Most grape vines are done like that. Kudos for getting it to work with tomatoes and potatoes though.

    If you think WITCHCRAFT!"!!!!111!! EBILS!!!! then pipe the fuck down and go do some gardening.
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  15. StormBlade SBs resident Demonsmith

    As long as they don't try and crossbreed the actual vegetables again, the last time was toxic.
  16. Astramancer Lord Squishy for Congress

    Nope, they're actually doing grafting, not breeding. It's a mullet plant, tomatoes on top, potatoes down below.
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  17. RRoan Rocket Queen

    Do you also think that limb transplants are examples of genetic engineering?
  18. Darth Invictus Queensguard of House Targaryen

    Science!

    Wonder what we'll get next? A tomcumber? A Turnot?
  19. Tomato-basil. The Tomasil!
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  20. Banana/ Cocoa, the Cocana. :p
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  21. KnightErrant Divine Scuba Wizard

    I would prefer Corn and Sweet Potatoes.

    Cornatoes.
  22. Ironanvil1 Looking for Dinsdale

    Chips, and the ketchup to put on them, from the one plant! Truly we live in an age of wonders!
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  23. Hand Crafted as in "By hand we attached a tomato plant to this potato plant," not as in "We cross-pollinated these plants by hand."
  24. LoofahBoy Who could say no to that smile?

    Bleh, it's just a stem-graft; nothing new there. Now if they could genetically engineer a seed to do the trick, then you'd have the beginnings of a goddamn revolution.

    Imagine: A plant that grows both bacon cheeseburgers and XBox Live point cards! And all you gotta do is water it with Mountain Dew.
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  25. Call me when they make Tomaco.

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