ROB Is a Lazy Bastard: KOTOR Edition

Discussion in 'Space Battles' started by Widowmaker, Jun 9, 2012.

  1. Sum Sine Regno The Existentialist

    Long as possible. I get a gun and train with it, and when I meet Malak, I shoot him repeatedly with a slugthrower, AND then redeem him.
  2. Teen Spirit Clone Murderer

    I try to do at least one evil run in every bioware game, except Jade Empire, I couldn't physically stomach closed fist spirit monk.
  3. Widowmaker Most Exalted High Priestess of Genderbending

    He blocks the bullets with the Force...
  4. Sum Sine Regno The Existentialist

    I use my skill to force enhance my aim, and go full bore...actually I use force guided bullets (yes that is an actual force power).
  5. Widowmaker Most Exalted High Priestess of Genderbending

    You are able to redeem Malak...through the remnants of Alek.
  6. go to hardware shop, buy three metal pipes, some sort of super fast burning chemical or ingredients for one, three big metal spikes and three detonation devices. you now have three one shot hand cannons pending assembly.
  7. Wakka Drive Systems

    Oh wow, this is hilarious. First: Mostly Light Female, so gender bending ho! However... the last time I played KotOR years ago I was really bored, so I went through with a character called Revan who had been save game hacked at the literal start of the game. I had every stat at..I don't even remember but it's something that's beyond utterly broken. After leaving Taris I had a Jedi Guardian at 19, soldier at 1, every human available skill/power etc. etc. etc. Also, a cubic fuckload of credits. Serious digits of credits. Basically, this character could literally walk through the game and buy everything while barely taking a scratch. I was mostly interested in playing around with dialogue choices at that point, and wanted to know just how far persuasion/intimidation could get me. Answer: Not nearly as far as I would have liked. Unfortunately.

    I'll take a Jedi colored lightsaber from the Endar Spire, probably rescue a few Jedi just because, and sequence break the ever living shit out of things. First, I'll rescue Bastila with whoever comes with from...whatever that swoop gang's name was. I forget. Then, I'll stealth my way onto Malak's ship with a Sith transport, and start murdering every dark side user on board. Maybe drain the Sith Empire's accounts, too, if I get the chance. Afterwards, make a daring escape, pick up Onasi, Bastila, etc. and start hunting Star Maps. The Republic wins, I'll quietly leave and find a nice vacation planet somewhere for a while and live on my gigantic pile of credits. I might drop a word about the future success of that retarded new Jedi Code, and where it'd head. Or I might not.

    So yeah, a broken save-game hacked character is broken. Who would've known?
  8. Tekrow Big Bad Wolf

    Well, I get force powers in a place were Twi'leks exists.

    First powers................... then bitches.
  9. so normal SB OP, blow everything up then seduce everything of our preferred gender in sight.
  10. Widowmaker Most Exalted High Priestess of Genderbending

    I end up kicking Darth Sion's ass...oh dear God...If I stay long enough I might have to deal with Kreia, that might be bad.
  11. Teen Spirit Clone Murderer

    Yeah that might be a problem.
  12. Widowmaker Most Exalted High Priestess of Genderbending

    What would your problem with Kreia be?
  13. Teen Spirit Clone Murderer

    I don't have a problem with her, the issue is while she have a problem with me and my Sith Empire, espically since I'm going to try to introduce the One Sith or something similar thousands of years early, not going to put up with that constant backstabbing shit so common to these things.
  14. Reece DALEK REECE

    First off I'm saving the Jedi on the Endar Spire, if only because explody wall death is far to ignoble a way for a jedi to die. Then I'm going to subtly show some sith troopers who I am (Mind rape) and build up a small helper force from there.
  15. Widowmaker Most Exalted High Priestess of Genderbending

    Would anyone be interested in adapting this for a BROB?
  16. Cloak&Dagger CRY SOME MORE

    Mutliple Revans, lol!

    SW:KOTOR, The race for the Star Forge.
  17. Sum Sine Regno The Existentialist

    Poor Bastilla.
  18. Widowmaker Most Exalted High Priestess of Genderbending

    Well... I was planning on having you guys sent to Ruusan around 2 ABY but...
  19. Widowmaker Most Exalted High Priestess of Genderbending

    Stay away! She's mine. Unless...hmmm...

    And: Why would you feel sorry for Bastila?
  20. Widowmaker Most Exalted High Priestess of Genderbending

    We could actually be an entire ship crew...
  21. We are the Revan Alliance!:p
  22. Widowmaker Most Exalted High Priestess of Genderbending

    Now...after this is all over...there can only be one! Just make sure to reproduce as much as is possible before death!
  23. that's why i dosed all of you with a drug that causes fatal reactions to alcohol and orgies.
  24. Cloak&Dagger CRY SOME MORE

    Good thing SW has pretty good cybernetics and biotech!
  25. If you want to do a run through of KotOR, you'll need to stick everyone in separate universes. If you want to dump everyone into the OT or PT era with their last KotOR character, all you've done is turn everyone into a top tier Jedi and let them loose in between ANH and ESB, which might be amusing, but would get weird fast, what with the whole "will the real Revan please stand up" bit. Might be better to just have everyone play normal Jedi during the Mandalorian wars, though at that point there's only a passing resemblance to the OP of this thread.

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