SB For You

Edit: Yes another girl/boyfriend thread.

You now get a girl or boyfriend(depending on your preference) of fair attractiveness, above average intelligence and has the wealth of your average 1%'er. Oh and he/she has the personality of the entirety of this site.

And you can never ever under any circumstances break with him/her ever. Even if you try.

Enjoy yourself.

Thanks?

Waiit.... what's the catch? There's always a catch.

"Oh and he/she has personality of the entirety of this site."

Think on that for a few moments.

This is a ROB given girlfriend. There's a good chance the parts that consist of people like Xort, Vendetta, SDB, etc will pop up waaaay more than the less horrifying parts.

Sounds good. Nerdy, somewhat trollish, likes crossovers and obscure fanfiction of a variety of genres...

...I think Alma would be safer.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I would never hear the end of complaints about firepower calcs! Or Trek vs Wars! Or...or...Waaaaaaaaaa!!!!

*Cries self to sleep.*

Such a thing would herald the dawn of a new era...an era of Starkness...

If we destroy all MLP and the various other undesirables will those portions of her go away?

SB past, present and future. So....no.

Is the strength of traits based on majority, activity, or individual force of personality?

I will never, ever get into a debate with her. That way lies madness and flaming.

Oh dear god. A Girlfriend with the personality of SB. This includes Dayton, Masincon (?), Factually, SDB, ad infinatum.

But it gets worse. As a member of this site your personality is included. I don't won't to date someone with my personality. I don't think anyone does.

And forget about getting into a debate with her. About anything. EVER!

*opens mouth*
*closes mouth*
*lifts finger in the air and opens mouth again*
*awkward silence*
I give up. I can take a lot of crazy, but THIS?!
It's safer to be in the same room as atomic bomb that can be detonated by BIG RED BUTTON with words "Do Not Press" on it and bunch of 5 years old children.

Wouldn't all the contradictoryness of this place mean they actually turn out to be a semi balenced person, with a scary knowledge of weapons and military concepts?

I think it's more like they are the most Bi-polar person in the world.

We have sane people on this board?

No.
But we have Harry.
Oh god...

Yes, that might be closer to it. Bi-Polar/manic schizophrenia.

Less we have sane, and more we have alot of people all believing different things. Maybe lots of extreams cancel each other out?

If I have to deal with the SDB side of Him/Her I'm going to freaking murder them.

I feel sorry for Exposure...

Dose this include all the add bots?

Teen Spirit: Your not allowed to kill him/her.

No spam bots.

All, everyone who ever posted here. You get all of it.

That's like a hurricane of a ten thousand different personalities, all of them insane, hitting me at once.