A ROB devises a little game to amuse him in which SBers will be the players. The ROB grants the first player a wish, then the next player has the power to grant the wish, but must cleverly twist the wish in a way that the wisher didn't expect. The one who granted the wish then gets to make a wish of their own which in turn will be twisted by the next player. You can take as many turns as you want, but aren't allowed to grant/twist your own wish. Here is an example: Player A: "I wish I lived in a huge castle." Player B: "Wish granted, you live in a castle, as a prisoner in the dungeon. I wish for a billion dollars." Player C: "Granted. You did mean Zimbabwean dollars right? I wish for eternal life." And so on. I'll start out. I wish to become the smartest man in the world.