Ok. I, inspired by spacejozilla [ see this thread ], decided to make SD about his thread. See conditions stated in his thread. You can join as anybody you want [I take director job, unless spacejozilla decide to play, then he get it if he wants, after all it is his idea. Then I take... somebody else]. What do you think of this?
History teacher Rogue 11 good to go! Can I have 2 characters (I want to have a space marine student too, but I can live without that)?
Maths teacher Orsai locked, loaded, and good to go. I'd better make my peace with the god-emperor now, otherwise I might not get the chance.
Ill be a gym teacher if ones needed or Ill be that annyoying assistant principle that always interferring with classes.
Okay then I have a myself as a teacher and a young 7 year old Marine who's only ambition is to kill off as many heretics an aliens as possible. Prederably brutally
You can have the fun of directing the thread; I'm hoping to get this new job and if I do it will require a lot of my time. Suffice to say I'd like to pop in every once and a while and post but it might be difficult. I kind of envisioned this as: The Wonder Years. I have every trust in you guys...let the Chaos being!
Well... We could keep those kids pacified. But the casuality rates required would make Vietnam seem like a walk-over for the US in comparison.
I don't think so. Maybe it will revive if someone starts the story. ********* Monday morning first school day after the summer vacation: The school looked like any other school from the outside. That is until you saw the Parking lot: Almost all the vehicles were armored (and heavily armed) vehicles of war. A neccity due to the EXTREME violence in the neigborhood. Among the assorted rhinos and predators (and unnumerable other war weapons) there was one T-65 Incom space supeority fighter (more popularily called "X-wing") and a person in an orange overall running away towards the school. "Shit I'm late for my class on my first day! That damn hive-fleet blocked the space lane" The school was known for its tendency to hire extradimensional people/creatures/sentinent machines because no-one who had prior knowlengde and/or sanity of this school would accept a job there. This guy was Rogue 11 NR fighter ace and involentary dimensional traveller and currently history teacher (since no one else would hire him). It was his first day on the job. That poor guy:drevil: He made it to class with a good 5 minutes to space managed to get out of his flight suit and set up his usual equipment. "I just hope these kids isn't as bad as rumor make them out to be." The last school rhinos (yes rhinos) had just arrived when the bell rang and students started filling into the room. This happened (miracilusly as our Hero soon would learn) without incident. It was really an odd assortment of people. Several was sitting in what looked like some sort of armor (powerarmor) and there was several aliens in the class. Exept for humans there was most of a green skinned kind of aliens wich looked quite savage. And several of a pointy eared kind of creature. Hadn't all of them been 7 years old Rogue 11 would have sworn they looked like a bunch of professional soldiers :drevil: "Hello. I'm your new history teacher you may call me Rogue 11. That was my callsign in the squadron I was a pilot in until recently incase someone is wondering." Several of the students seemed pleased that their new teacher was an ex-military guy. "Now. There seems to be missing several students here. Anyone have an idea to where they are? Yes?" The lone students that had held up his hand answered: "They are dead." "DEAD!!!" "Yes they where trying to beat up some genestealers with their bare hands on a dare." "..." "Okaaay..." What kind of kids fight genestealers on a dare? "Anyway why don't we play some games to get to know eachother?" *cli-cli-ick-click* In an instant the entire class had their guns out and pointed at the hapless pilot. "Okay maybe no games." He hoped he looked more confident than he felt. "Maybe we could watch a movie what about..." He rumaged throught some historical videos someone had left in the classroom. "The battle of Macragge?" He said in disbelief. "Yeah!!!" All humans in the class exlaimed. "Okay! Just let me set on the video then exuse me for a moment." He turned on the video then left the classroom. As soon as he was out the door he fell up against the wall and sighed in relief of being safe from those psycko kids. These Kids aren't as bad as I heard... They are worse!! Just what the kriff have I got myself into this time? OOC: Hopefully this will revive the thread
Perturabo looked about. Good. That new teacher is gone. He thought, Time to bash up Dorn. Peturabo leapt out of his seat and smashed Dorn to the ground. Meanwhile... Lion El' Jonson was sitting on the other side of the room watching the video with much interest. He was pointing at the mistakes in the Ultramarines defenses to his best friend Luthor. Luthor quickly stuffed a picture of Lion El' Jonson with a large chain axe in his back, under his desk.
OOC: Well hey might as well try right? ---- The poor hapless Tau student in the corner of the room sat there watching the movie and diligently taking notes to understand doctrine of the enemy and further the greater good... untill he noticed the fight breaking out between Peturbao and Dorn. "Hey, what are you doing? Fighting doesn't help the greater good! Stop that right now!"
Nooo, I will never allow it. I just waited for more people to join. If it will be necressary, I will bump this thread [BTW, nice story] white_rabbit, writing a fic on this subject is excellent idea IMHO. darkjediwouldbe, anybody who join will be welcomed. Ok... time for some fun. [STORY] Hollewander sit in his office. He was director for only few weeks, but he already hate this job. -"Some students dead again... I think I should kick those damned Tyranids from school. But I can't... I hate HM.K for giving me this job." One of his old officers, now turned into secretary, walked into his office. -"The new history teacher is after his first lesson, and we needed to hospitalise one poor Tau student. It seems that he angered two other students, who beaten him with sharp objects." -"I really hate this job. Call history teacher to my office, I must give him some necressary informations about this school... and some pain-killer pills. He may need them." -"Yes, sir!" -"And stop calling me 'sir', we are kicked out of army already." -"Yes, sir!" -"Oh God, I REALLY hate this place. Just send him to my office. I have all documents here already. And one thing more: if you say 'Yes, sir!' again, I will force you to watching entire ST:Voyager series." -"Yes!" [/STORY] As Rouge 11 stated, we need more teachers. I can teach ethics [I actually get this idea from real life] This may be funny.
Rogue 11 knocked on the door to the prinicipal. "Uh.. You wanted to see me?" OOC:ROFL We have a good start. My character can teach several subjects if needed.
-"Yes. You see, I must give you a few documents that describe history of this school, and our current situation. We lack qualified personell here, and few people want a job here. The students changed school playground to life-fire shooting range, and they are a bit... nervous, to not say 'trigger-happy'... But now let's get on important information about your job. First, you will need some excessive knowedgle about battles... they are really only things that are interesting to students, on other subjects they prefer bashing themselves with sharp or blunt objects. You can found all needed books in our library, but don't be suprised that it is black. Some students here have strange opinions about 'How library should look' topic. Second, you will need to at least try to avoid situations when two groups of students get in fierce debate on various subjects. We have enough job in school hospital already. This may seem a bit odd and scary, but trust me, they are sometimes quite nice. Rest of details about each class, race etc you will find in documents here. And here you have pain-killer pills. They may be quite helpful. Do you have any questsions? If not, you may go."
No wonder I got this job when I have zero teacher qualifications. "May I ask if I am allowed to use extradimensional material in my lessons? If so I have tons of material until I get enough knowlengde to give them a lesson in this galaxy's battles. Also: Am I allowed to stun the students with my blaster?"
"Yes, you can use extradimensional material, but stunning students with blaster may mean quick death. You know, they are a bit 'trigger happy'."
"Okay. I'l get back to work and see if I can find a few ways to minimize class casualities in the future. By the way, what happened to the previous history teacher?" ********* *At the same time in the hallways* "Get away from our school alien, heretic scum!" "Bite it marine-boy!" The young space marine walked away from the Eldar who had just insulted him. So now I have tried talking proving once and for all it won't work it's, time for action! He walked over to gang of several humans, all armed so they barely could walk. "The scum won't relent so we will show them we mean business. Everyone ready.?" Most of the kids nodded but one spoke up: "Is this really neccesary?" The space marine looked at him, then liftet his bolter and shot him in the head. "Anyone else?" Nobody said anything. "Let's move out!" The heavily armed gang then headed for the school cantina. OOC: I assume such fights are routine in this school
