You Made Your Choice, Have Fun.

I shake my head. Only SB to take it in stride en mass. Or I am just overracting.

"I can see the folks of Beast Lair dying with envy because they couldn't learn Nasu style magic, even if it TES magic is much more safer. At least, only SB'ers are reacting to it as a group. I saw a single topic on 4chan, but it is an isolated topic, same on Beast Lair and Gitp forums. I guess they were all connect in some way with us. By the way, I am a conjurer with knowledge on alteration and enchanting.

Lesbians!

I just need to find that pick of Touko from Mahoutsukai no Yoru...

That might work...if my girlfriend liked women! I only got her because I apparently look more than half-way decent and am funny.

"How about focusing on explaining to your family? In my case i am only going to do so after i make an illusion of my self dammit!"

I need to ask Fight Machine for advice on how to be more masculine.

I apparently care about my family...why? They aren't that important right now, especially my mom...I have a couple of spells she might like being introduced to.

On the other hand...I have some food that might be good for grilling. Hot dogs, hamburgers, shrimp, corn and even bratwurst. Soooo hungry, so warm, so tired.

I will use Clairvoyance to find and slap the shiet out of you for that.

Are any of you guys transmuters? I have a few things made of silver and other metals that might work.

Why bro?

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That's all well and good, but I want to ask if any of you heard a dragon roar in the back of your heads.

I really don't want to find out DRAGONS are infesting the modern world, specially not the Thu'um shouting, immortal variety!

Let's not even go into how you want to explain to the modern government that a giant dragon will eventually try to devour the world, trigger the apocalypse and make the world anew.

For now, though, I can do with my family living in another city, thank... damn, religion just took a hit, didn't it?

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Alteration has transmute as an adept spell, so I should know it. I am going to make a bundle, eh?

My family is closer, so I am going to have to explain this...some how. Hmmm, I am feeling a bit peckish as well, maybe I should grab some breakfast?

Maybe we could kill one and cook it...mmmmmm. Sounds tasty with the right seasonings and toppings.

I can transmute...sweet! Time to go get some cash eventually.

I doubt it, they might not have meat on them. Though a Dovah Burger sounds nice.

"Well i am going to go sleep. Tired, will check back later, to see what you guys talked about." he/she said as she left the cafe and went back to his/her apartment.

MMMM....gotta go for now. I need food, and sleep. God...I hate being sick.

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Trully, only SB thinks like a typical adventurer, were a Dragon isn't a mighty beast o legend and army killer, as much it is a walking sack of xp, loot and magic ingredients...
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I finally took a small iron, or actually, just a rusted piece I found lying around with the rough size of a coin. Considering rust and certain iron ores can be represented as a form of Fe2O3 + 3H2O, it should transmute it to silver, or straight to gold.

Well, here goes nothing. Drawing again my well of power and shaping the mana in the world, I used my Transmute spell to change Iron to Silver.

"Ah HA! I got it! Fuck yeah, lucid dreaming!"

I cast Steadfast Ward and use the armor to punch my way through the wall and into the kitchen.

"Holy shit this dream is lucid! Hmm... better make good of it while it lasts..."

I decide to take a "lengthly" shower before the dream ends. No way in hell it's staying this realistic for long.

:: Post::

Yes, we are a bunch of adventurers, by which I mean maruading psychopaths. I am going to go off for a while and try to explain the situation, wish me luck
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I get off the computer and move begin to perpare myself to explain things. I begin to rehearse what I want to say, as I move upstairs, worried about what will happen. I also make sure to prepare my magic skills, by grabbing an iron nail from the garage, before getting to the main level and explaining what happened.

: post:I need to find Matt Ward and unleash my divine judgement on him.

I was able to transmute some of my old stuff. At least I will be able to make my payments still.

Also: I contacted my family and they are coming over to visit today. They don't know about what happened to me and I intend to milk that for what it's worth right now. The question is... fireballs or healing of cancer?:end post:
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I got some food quickly and began to think about what to say. I noticed that the weather seemed very nice right now...

"Soooo tempting."

My cereal is munched and my body demands more food. I had some leftover pizza from the night before.

I was using the mirror to help prepare for what I needed to say.
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: post: Nearly ready.

See you guys, the doorbell just rang. :end post:

After I deal with my parents, it was easy enough to prove how I was, I post to sb.

"guys, do brobs seem any more REAL to you?"

Just finished telling my family about this shit. They don't seem to want me to live on my own anymore...

.. yeah, well, what are you guys skilled in, and I look like a superhero now, damn.
Alteration, conjuration, enchanting.

Destruction, Taxidermy, Tax Evasion, Alteration, Conjugation, and Restoration.

ok, what should be possible with alteration beyond what was in the game, shapeshifting?