A Farmer's Tale (ASOIAF)

Prologue: Part 1
Summary: A 30 year old American farmer is sent to the world of ASOIAF. Follow as he tries to create a life for himself.

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I thought I should try to write some of this down. My name is Michael Dunwoody, and I don’t know where I am, or how I got here. I was a 30 year old farmer from Iowa, but now I am in a land unknown. I suppose I was born here anew, like some story, but I know not of any purpose. I was born to a new family, and like any child, I only have some fragments of my memories as a toddler. I lived with my mother and my father’s family mostly while my father travelled nearby as a merchant. However, my new mother died when I was 4, and my uncle passed me off to my father and said that they could no longer keep me in their home. My father decided to move to a place called King’s Landing in order to better provide for us. I helped my father as much as I could, but by the time I was 14 he had died down at the docks. This world is so harsh, I didn’t even know until the next day, because when he did not come home at night I had to go looking for him. Apparently, he slipped on the docks, and a box crushed him.

Even now, I can remember the feeling of being dumbfounded. His body was already disposed of, and none of the other merchants wanted to waste time talking to me. I remember waiting for a government official to come by, or for someone to help me sort through some sort of legal paperwork. But nothing came.

Before this I knew things were different here, how could I not? But it really struck home for me. I realized I didn’t have anything tying me here, and I didn’t have the heart to try and claw my way to the top of the merchant class in this cruel, lawless world. I sold off what I could, and decided that I wanted to be a farmer again. I know I could do it better than anyone else here, they were all very medieval here. But I also knew that these smallfolk had no rights, no liberty. I was stuck, for the Reach had the best farmland, but was already filled with farmers. I could try the Riverlands, but I don’t want to die.

It seemed to me that everything boiled down to that. I wanted a good life, and to not die. Since coming here, I was constantly fearing death. There was sickness, hunger, bandits, cutpurses, lords, and fighting. As a merchant’s son, I had seen the map of Westeros many times, and while I wasn’t very knowledgeable about current politics, I knew the general history of the kingdoms. I knew without dragons (DRAGONS?!? This still astounds and frightens me), that war would come eventually. I knew not when, but being so close to the throne with no natural defenses the Riverlands was probably a death sentence. Similarly, the Crownlands was the same and much too close to a line of rulers that were mad (I mean, drinking wildfire? Seriously?).

My only real options were the Vale or the North. I was skeptical of the Vale, I knew that they were plagued by mountain tribes, so I knew there might not be room for me. And the fact that I would have to demote myself from a merchant to smallfolk. To be honest, I didn’t even know if that was possible. In the end, I decided to make my way north through the Vale, and if need be then onwards to the North. The North seemed to be frontier-esque, like early America, with a harsh land and harsh life, but apparently, they have different customs there. I know it’s not correct, but the talk around King’s Landing carried that vibe. But I knew if need be, my mother was a Northerner by blood. So, with that in mind, I decided to head out.
 
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Prologue: Part 2
Sometimes it is easy to forget I am not on Earth. When I was walking through the woods on my way northwards, it looks the same as anything you would find on earth. But like dragons and wildfire, something comes along and slaps you in the face. The Eyrie. It was a cloudless day, and I could see it perched atop the mountain from a far. The stories I head described it, but I thought the mountain wouldn’t be that large, and that peoples varying descriptions of measurement failed again. I was wrong. I was insane to see, and frightening to be honest. How many were forced to make that, and how many died? I know that Westeros had banned slavery thankfully, but for me, even serfdom is a bit too close for my liking. I find that is the name of the game here, my fear. My decision to leave King’s Landing was rooted in fear, and even my life daily is filled with fear. Will I eat today? Will a wandering lord take his cruelty out on me? These thoughts plagued me, and I did my best to avoid others.

When I passed through Gulltown, I picked up an older workhorse, and a beat-up wagon, which thankfully had new wheels. The cart is simple, so I still must walk, but I have unloaded my pack into the wagon, and have been able to slowly collect items for my new life. I managed to get a basic bow and some arrows from King’s Landing, along with a knife and a hatchet. I have been lucky to avoid bandits I think, I still don’t know what my odds are, but I keep my money hidden best as I can, and avoid roads as much as possible.

So far, I have not found any places to rest my head, but I do have the beginnings of a guitar for myself. It is times like this I am thankful for my father’s insistence that I know how to do things myself. My old father that is, the one I was born to on Earth. The Vale is a beautiful land, and the mountains are gorgeous. I never visited any mountains on Earth, but I did see photos on the internet. All I can say is that they are definitely better in person, they are quite humbling, and they speak of power.

Re-reading that last sentence, I laughed at myself. It seems I am getting the hang of writing in English again. Westerosi, or the Common Tongue, is quite like English (structurally at least), both the spoken and written portions. So, I am confident that no one can read this and decide to hang me as a demon. Which is quite comforting, as writing this now is very cathartic. At least now in my old age, if someone was to hang me there would be people to mourn me.
 
Stormlands would have also worked rather well. Plus, the further north you go the shorter the growing season is and the more you have to stock up for yourself, which means less available for sale. And firewood, in the American north it was common to surround a house on two or three sides with split firewood for the winter, in their north you would need probably at least six times that amount.
 
Prologue: Part 3
It was a bad day all around. The Vale turned out to be quite full, both with peasants and attentive lords. I was able to pick up 4 younger cattle for a good price, and they seem to be a different breed than those in King’s Landing. The locals don’t have them named, so I’ve taken to calling them Highland Cows. Creative, I know. That’s about all the good news. I was travelling along the northern coast of the Vale, keeping away from the mountains and any villages, but as I got closer to the Riverlands, the amount of people increased. And with those people, bandits.

When it came down to it, I was lucky I suppose. I had left my horse, cattle, and my two new dogs harnessed in the woods, while I went off to hunt. I had success in bringing down a deer, the first time I had in almost a week, so I was in a good mood. I had yet to unstring my bow, as I kept it slung over my shoulder, so I could drag the deer back to camp. However, as I neared, I could hear a course laugh and some talking. I dropped the dear, and grabbed an arrow, one of the few I had remaining. And did my best to sneak up to camp, and when I finally was able to see the clearing, my heart sank. I saw two men going through my wagon, and both had swords. One of them even had a few bits of armor.

Now by this time, I was a bit hardened against death. Much more so than I had been on Earth, because King’s Landing was a brutal place. However, I had never actually killed anyone myself. I was terrified. I knew that these men were like to take everything I had and would probably stab me while they were at it. I knew that. But I still had these thoughts, these doubts, should I kill these men? Did I have the right? Surely prison would be good enough? Even as I though these things, I knew they were foolish, and that I needed to act.

The one with armor had is back to me, standing on the ground in front of the wagon, while the other was standing on top holding my prototype still. I laid out a few arrows on the ground in front of me so I could fire quickly. I had never tried to rapidly fire before, but with all the use that I had been getting out of my bow the past few months, I prayed my skill would see me through. I grabbed my first arrow, and drew back and aimed for the man on the ground. His back was unarmored, and my aim was true. He went down with a strangled scream as I picked up my second arrow. The man on top turned around to see his partner falling, and by the time he saw me, I was drawing back the arrow. With a quick jump he dove over the side of the wagon, but his foot caught on the side and he went sprawling to the ground. My arrow missed, but I quickly drew another and fired it. It caught the second man in the throat, and he died on the ground.

I drew my fourth arrow and cautiously approached the first man. I could see his hand trying to move, but he was otherwise motionless. As I walked around him, I could see him looking at me. He was in great pain, but quickly dying. It looked like my arrow must have hit his spine, because though he could move his mouth and hand, nothing else seemed to move. Blood was dripping out of his mouth, and he was making a crying noise from his throat. Tears ran down his face, I almost froze at the sight, and was drawn in by his pain. Instead I drew my knife and gave him what mercy I could offer. I slowly stood up and looked around when I noticed that everything seemed strangely quiet. I looked over to my animals, and saw the two dogs seemed to be barking.

In a rush, my senses came back to me and I could hear the barking. I fell to my knees and vomited. My head felt like someone stuffed it full of cotton, but my nerves felt on fire. I couldn’t make sense of it. I know not how long I laid there. Eventually I noticed, the dogs had gone quiet and darkness started to fall. I forced myself to stand, and move on. I wouldn’t let this beat me, I had won. I had killed, and I had earned my place in this world. I would not rollover for people like this, I would carve out a place for myself. Welcome to Westeros.
 
Stormlands would have also worked rather well. Plus, the further north you go the shorter the growing season is and the more you have to stock up for yourself, which means less available for sale. And firewood, in the American north it was common to surround a house on two or three sides with split firewood for the winter, in their north you would need probably at least six times that amount.
I had considered the Stormlands as well, but like the Riverlands, the geography wasn't great, and it was also fairly heavily populated (though not the same extent as the Reach). Ultimately, Michael could only go in one direction. Trying to go South and then North, would have added a lot of time and expense that he didn't really have to spend.
 
Prologue: Part 4
Westerosi knew how to build castles. When Winterfell came into view, I marveled at its size and construction, and I could only hope my presence would be welcomed. My nervousness in the time leading up to this moment only increased, and my stomach felt like it was revolting, but I forced myself to continue. I still wasn’t sure how to approach this, but I felt Winterfell was the place to go to see where I could make a home for myself. Just in time too, word in the passing towns was that spring should be approaching, and I wanted to get to my new home and make the most of the season (or rather what past for seasons in Westeros).

As I approached the castle, the guards at the gate perked up and approached me, “Hold there! State your business.”

“Looking to talk to someone about buying a farm or some land, but I don’t know who to talk to.”

The guards looked to each other, then shrugged. “Wait here, I’ll tell the Castellan you are here. He’ll sort you out.”

As the one guard walked away, I walked back over to my wagon and started to give some feed to my animals, which had grown to include some chickens and even a couple of pigs. I ended up waiting for a little over an hour, which didn’t help my nervousness, but it was understandable as I wasn’t very important.

I saw an older, important looking man walking over to me, and I straightened up to greet him.

He waved off my greeting, and cut straight to the point, “So I hear you are looking to buy land? Which lord do you serve?”

“Well Ser, my father was a merchant down in King’s Landing, and my mother was a Lady’s maid before she was let go. My mother, who was a Northerner, died when I was but a babe, and my father only in the past year. I had hoped to leave the crowds of King’s Landing and set myself up on a nice quiet farm.”

The Castellan grunted his understanding, “Ah, wanted to get away from those Southerners’ eh? So, coming back to your mother’s homeland then. Blood will always tell. Well, there’s not much space around Wintertown, you’d have to go pretty far.” The Castellan looked thoughtful.

I interjected, “Well Ser, I had hoped to find some land north of the Stoney Shore? Possibly south west of the Wolfswood, along a river?”

The Castellan looked thoughtful, but quickly came to a decision, “It’s possible, but not my decision. I will speak with Lord Stark tonight about it. Come back tomorrow mid-morning and I’ll have an answer for you then.”

With that, he strode off back into the castle. I spent the night outside the town, and when I came back the next morning, the Castellan looked happy enough. He told me that Lord Stark accepted my location, and I pulled out my map, and he marked my new home for me. There was no need to buy the land, so long as I swore fealty to Lord Stark. Since there were not many people in the area, I didn’t have any set borders. Though he mentioned that might change if more people moved there, though I wasn’t very worried.

He told me that there was a caravan headed off in two weeks to collect some taxes and deal with other issues. I was free to follow along with them a part of the way.

After I thanked him and swore fealty, I headed back into town to buy what I needed. He had mentioned the closest blacksmith, and other tradesmen, to my new home and it was quite distant. So I was determined to try and buy everything I needed.

From a new wagon, to nails, and other tools, I gathered everything I could. I was determined to not forget anything, as I knew I would not be able to get it for a long time. The next two weeks passed quickly.

When the caravan finally set off, and I was headed towards the rest of my life, things were finally beginning to look up for me.
 
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Synapsis

Aged like fine wine
Hope he finds a fairly new abandoned farm, or this is going to be a nightmare.
 
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Act 1: Chapter 1
Fifth day, Sixth Moon, 228 AC

I wiped the sweat off my brow as I finished loading the barrels of vodka into the wagon, in preparation for tomorrow’s trip. As I looked around, I felt a surge of pride for my work as I looked at my new barn. It was a work of art, at least as much as I could make it, and it was large as well since it held my cattle, draft horses, and my stills. It had been 3 years since I arrived at this abandoned farm, and winter was finally coming back. I had placed an order for a cast iron stove last year, when I had made a trip to White Harbour and finally found someone who knew what I was talking about. It was weird talking to someone who vaguely knew what I was talking about but was skeptical of its purpose since this type of iron was so weak.

A call from outside shook me from my thoughts, “’Lo?! Michael, you there?”

I called back, “Just inside the barn, hold on.” I walked outside and closed the door behind me. I looked about and saw Koryn standing near my house.

“’Lo Micheal, you ready for tomorrow?”

As I walked up to him, I gave him a nod and said, “Yep, I’ve got the wagon loaded and my food ready. I aim to set out after day break, so hopefully I will be in Deepwood Motte and my order will be waiting for me. You got the list of what your parents want me to pick up?”

Koryn rolled his eyes and chuckled, “Yeah, I got it here. They was fighting over what they wanted, but they want, red and black dye, half a stone of that total, and they wanted a saw like you got.”

Koryn handed out some coins to me, and said, “I’ll be by tomorrow morning to watch after your farm.” He paused for a moment, and then looked me in the eye, “Say, my ma and pa seem pretty excited about something. That wouldn’t have anything to do with you now would it?”

I coughed at the unexpected questions.

“Well, now you have to keep this quiet you hear? I’ve gone and got your parents blessing to wed your sister. I was planning to ask her when I got back, I want to pick up a few things to make everything nice and special for her.”

Koryn gave me a huge grin and pulled me in for a hug. “It’s about time, goodbrother! We was waiting for you to ask for two years now!”

I gave a polite cough, and responded weakly, “I just wanted to get to know her better before we wed. ‘Sides, I wanted my farm good and ready before she moved in,”

The smile had yet to leave Koryn’s face. “Well, Nyra is going to be very happy.” He shook his head in wonderment. “Ever since you moved in, life’s been looking up. You moving here must have been the will of the gods. That threshing machine of yours is doubly blessed, and the money you threw around when you first got here was much appreciated too,” he said with a wink.

I had hired some locals for manpower when I first moved here to build up the original barn and home, so that I could get out of the elements for the first time in a year and have some comfort. It allowed me to get some of my crops planted so I would have food for the year, and the time to build some real buildings. My log cabin, looked like one of those classic full log cabins, it was a beautiful thing and could only be completed when my sawmill was finished. The sawmill however, was quite frankly, awful. I had high hopes for it, since I knew roughly how to build one, and if I had all the pieces and just needed to put it together, I am sure it would have been perfectly fine. But trying to make everything from scratch myself? I’m getting frustrated thinking about it even now. It worked, and I was able to make timber fine enough, but it was basic, looked awful, and not as efficient as I had hoped for. But, it was still better than attempting it by hand.

I shook those thoughts from my head and gave Koryn a wry grin, “I find money is always well-liked. Time for a drink before you go?” He nodded his ascent, and I went inside my cabin and grabbed two cups and a small jug of vodka. As I came out, I found him sitting on a chair on the porch and I sat beside him.

As I poured the drinks I said, “Yes, life is good. I still remember the face on Lord Stark’s man when he came to collect the taxes last moon. He was so confused about how much grain we gave him.”

Koryn laughed, “Aye! It took a few years for that new farming rotation you showed us to pay off, and when we went together for the first time two moons ago with that big load, he almost didn’t have room for it!”

“Least he was smart enough to not complain!”

We gave a cheers before downing our cups. I poured another for each of us as Koryn spoke again, “Yes, know that we can make more than we need my ma really wants some of them dyes to brighten up our clothes a bit. Really do something special. I think she just wants to show off a bit, maybe try and get me ‘n Zane a wife. Da is already getting ready to set up a new farm for Zane backing on ours. ‘S why he wants that saw, make things a bit easier. He’ll talk with you soon enough about seeing if he can use that sawmill ‘o yours.”

I gave a nod. Koryn was always on my back about marrying, but the truth was he had two name days on me and was still un-married.

I responded, “The dyes are smart thing then. That’ll get all the girls lining up for you, eh? And tell your Da, that he can use the mill long as I can keep a portion of the scraps. Always good to mix into the fields.”

Koryn nodded at that, “Thanks Michael. Well I should be off, this vodka of yours always hits me hard. I’ll see you when you get back, aye?”

I waved to him, as he strode off back to his home. As I moved about, I thought of my hopefully soon-to-be wife, Nyra. She was quite beautiful, even by modern standards, with blonde hair that contrasted my black hair and ice blue eyes to my brown. She was average height, but it was her wit that made her stand out to me. In a place, where there was no education, she was a jewel. While she didn’t know mathematics, or have a complex understanding of how the world worked, her mind was quick. When I had showed her my sawmill, she quickly grasped the possibilities. She was able to speak her mind clearly and was kind and considerate. Over the past three years, we had gotten to know each other, as I had helped her family on many occasions and vice versa.

I was excited to share my life with her, the life that I had carved out in this land. The North was a harsh, but beautiful place. The summer snows were very interesting. It wasn’t that the temperatures dropped below freezing constantly, though it did probably drop to 41-50 degrees overnight occasionally especially closer to Autumn, it was when the wind came blowing in from the north bringing the snow and cold wind.

I was finally content with my life. My last major object was the cast iron stove, and then my home be ready for my wife. I had delayed over the years marrying Nyra because I had wanted a true home for her to move in to. There was also the fact that she was the same age as me, and even in this world if she was capable of marrying over five years ago, it felt wrong for me to marry a child, even as a child.

Later that night, in front of the firepit, I took out my guitar that I finally finished and started to play a soft song to end the night.

“Listen to the wind blow, watch the sun rise. Running in the shadows, damn your love, damn your lies…”
 
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Nozdormu

Sb's resident scaredy cat
This story is a real treat and departure from the bland "empire" building that has been prevalent in GoT SI's
 
It's refreshing to see a SI that has humble beginnings and ambition. Instead of going to the usual route of a warrior, knight, throne player and lord etc., SI goes for the simple farmer life. Following this thread with eagerness.
 

Ganurath

Amateur Bandwagon Thief
I like it, wonder why that date seems familiar?...Ehh probably nothing.
Well, it's the proper format for day and month moon... but it's smack dab in the middle of Maekar's reign. Perhaps because it's the year of Olenna's birth?
If the year is 228 AL, that is some 60+ years before GOT/ASOIAF is set.
Assuming that AL is After Landing. The proper dating format is AC, for After Conquest.
 
Considering all the problems of bandits, wildlings, Ironborn raiders, noble asshats & animal predators, I'm surprised his house isn't more like a fort. Increased prosperity often means more bad-guys wanting your stuff after all.

Though given the climate, a Norwegian style earth sheltered hut might be a better recommendation.
 
She was quite beautiful, even by modern standards, with blonde hair that contrasted my black hair and ice blue eyes to my brown.
Unfortunately, like all women in this medieval world, her legs were hairier than my own and the hair on her arm pits were so long they could be braided. Luckily, I was able to convince her to adopt some modern hygiene from my old world, so at least she's bathing on a somewhat regular basis. Either that or I've just gotten use to the stink of this world. Damn you HBO! Because of you, my expectations of what women are like in this setting are all unrealistic.
 
As I poured the drinks I said, “Yes, life is good. I still remember the face on Lord Stark’s man when he came to collect the taxes last moon. He was so confused about how much grain we have him.”
Typo: gave not have? And this will get the attention of someone higher up. The head tax man or a maester will eventually notice as either your area has been concealing grain yield for years or something interesting is going on.

Threshing machine? Seed drill you say? Clear grain liquor?

I'm interested in how your character is going to deal with the unwanted attention from people he really can't refuse.
 
Like stark?

Labor saving machines are good for the north
In time. First you would be processed through whatever passed through bureaucracy in the North. Providing they weren't corrupt (This is ASOIAF) the bureaucrats would eventually inform the King. Would the King understand, or care even if he did, is another question entirely. What would happen at that point can only be answered by Altheuntold.
 
Does your farmer know how to make terra preta* or at least some approximation of it? I assume so, because of the wood chips, but if he does oh boy…he’s gonna need to shore up on those defenses, because of his vast wealth.

*Charred Wood + Organic Waste = Best Dirt
 
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