In the left corner we have He Who Thirst, The Bringer of Sorrow, The Highest Evil, Emperor of the Plains and All-Ender, the Honey Badger! In the opposite corner, may I present to you The Herald of Oblivion, King of the snowy lands, Inspirator of Bad-Asses and Ever-Hunter, the Wolverine! The fight happens in a sealed but still ventilated 10 meters by 10 by 10 room. No side has access to any tool but what nature has given them nor may enjoy terminal velocity. Who wins?