THE TECHNO QUEEN II

The Arc of Ham,
1.1, 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, 1.5, 1.6, 1.7, 1.8, 1.9, 1.10

The Arc of Cheese
2.1, 2.2, 2.3, 2.4, 2.5, 2.6, 2.7, 2.8, 2.9, 2.10

The Arc of Silver Age
3.1, 3.2, 3.3, 3.4, 3.5, 3.6, 3.7, 3.8, 3.9, 3.10

The Arc of Cliché
4.1, 4.2, 4.3, 4.4, 4.5, 4.6, 4.7, 4.8, 4.9, 4.10

The Arc of Saturday Morning
5.1, 5.2, 5.3, 5.4, 5.5, 5.6, 5.7, 5.8, 5.9, 5.10

The Arc of PRESENTATION!
6.1, 6.2, 6.3, 6.4, 6.5, 6.6, 6.7, 6.8, 6.9, 6.10

The Arc of Crack
7.1, 7.2, 7.3, 7.4

Omakes
So. That Just Happened by Auks
THE TECHNO QUEEN Ice Cream, Mario Cart, and Kidnapping by Heart of the Star
Better Than Them by Twigon
Leviathan Vs. THE TECHNO QUEEN by LeonTrollski
Happy Fourth of July by Lightwhispers
Evil Clockblocker...! by Seclorum
A Dinner Date- I Mean Last Meal! by Mercsenary
There's Two of Them by eSemmel
Murder Murder Rat by Rift120
The Belle of the Ball by Seclorum
1.3 Reloaded Part 1 by zerglogi, Part B
The League of Nefarious Evil by aldriakyrrith
Et Tu Tattletale? by Seclorum
The What-If Machine by Sir Bill
The Reason You Suck by wkz
Out Of Storage Space by SmallBurnyThing
Flu-Plague by wkz
Running For Mayor by Seclorum
White Noise by Sir Bill
S9 Vs THE TECHNO QUEEN by Rift120
Your New Mayor THE TECHNO QUEEN by Seclorum
The Reveal by smthng
CHUBSTER BRAND CHUBBY BACON PIES by Rift120
Is This Evil Enough!? by wkz
Can't find Building Inspector
Not Worth It by thaumologist
God Bless Leviathan by Todor
Dayplanner by DoctorNobody
Dance Dance Revulotion by Seclorum
Bullshit Tinkers by GibberGerbil
If You Can't Beat 'Em... by Mal-3
Friendly Advice by Volantredx
An S.I Arrives by toma02
It's Good To Be Bad by TheEyes
► Topic: THE TECHNO QUEEN! Gets another Minion. by Shatterdome-Maintenance
At Arcadia High by f1onagher
The Goatee Is How You Know by DoctorNobody
DRAGON'S LAIR by DoctorNobody
SOMETHING EVIL OF COURSE by Materia-Blade
The Dangers of Being a Parent by Twigon
The Perfect Daughter by Twigon
UNLIMITED HAM! by sambonhil
Plotonium by Mage_Man. 1842
The Flask-Getting Glove by FanOfMostEverything
The Wonder Bra's Revenge by Materia-Blade
Scion's Trolling Rampage by Squirrelly Sama

Fanart
I Want to Foil You Forever by Materia-Blade

 

question, will this thread at anypoint feature the search for curly's gold or an electric Boogaloo?

 

Yay.

 

Psst! Make a wiki page or share a public Google doc.

Let people add their own Omakes, and occasionally copy-paste the whole thing into your index post.

 

I thought when you started a new thread, we would get a nice snippet waiting for us

 

THE TECHNO QUEEN ~Krak-thoom~ got dragon to steal it. We'll have to wait for clockblocker to liberate it.

 

It's worse than that Warhammer651.....God Empress Rose has the next snippet, who knows what sort of horrors are in that snippet.

 

CB: So, an evil version of you from an alternate universe with incredibly strong powers that revolve around being as large a ham as possible has stolen the block of time that you would normally spend on a DASTERDLY PLOT?
TTQ: It does sound silly when you put it that way. TECHIES! We ride forth to stop the less fun version of me! To the Technosauruas Rex!
...
...
TTQ: I said, to the TECHNOSARUS REX!
Bitch: Can't do T-rexes. I need a chasing pack hunter like these ones. *Holds up a velociraptor. The velociraptor does its best to look adorable.* They're used to working in groups and can be trained.
TTQ: But I wanted I T-rex. TECHIES! To the TECHNORAPTORS!

 

www.youtube.com/embed/Yic7IRO9d6I

Placeholder, cause THE TECHNO QUEEN (kracka-thoom) should totally have her own transition bit.

 

TIME TO DO THE TECHNO!

 

Dubstep gun! Oh shit what game was that in..... Saints Row!

Yes for truly what could be more evil than bombarding old people with loud dance music and making the device impossible to stop unless Clockblocker dances with me in that teribly improper way that old people will hate having to watch! Trully my most diabolical plot ever!

 

A)

STOP POSTING IN THAT ONE.

B)
That was from 60+ pages ago and over a month in the past. Why on Earth are you quoting it now, bucko?

C)
Tattletale was recruited with a gun to her head. She does not think of it as a game. That was her pressing Taylor's buttons.

 

No punny thread title?

 

Does doc yamada class as a SAN+ or a HAM- qualifier?

 

SAN+. It's just that on some character sheets, HAM is calculated based on SAN.

 

What makes you think there's an inverse relationship between these two?

 

Howe does one go about calculating HAM and what adds or takes away from said rating? Yes I've played Call of Cthulhu.

 

Is SAN a positive or a negative modifier?

 

How do I do that?

 

SAN is a parameter you gradually loose. You normally start out with 100 SAN, and each time you encounter Unspeakable Horrors you roll SAN check. Failing the check detracts from your SAN score. Succeeding it still detracts your SAN, only by lesser value. The only good thing is the more SAN you loose the harder it becomes to fail the check. Loose all of your SAN and roll up a new character. Restoring SAN is either very hard and time-consuming or plain impossible.
For similar mechanics check Dark Heresy that has separate Insanity and Corruption counters.

 

Yes, I know that. That question was in regards to the post that was quoted that established a causal connection between SAN and HAM.

 

Now, this is making me imagine THE TECHNO QUEEN being sent to Doc Yamada and Yamada saying she's completely sane

 

Well she is. A little boasterous but not suffering from mental illness. She still dresses up in costume but that is normal by Worm standards.

 

4.7​

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“Taylor?” Danny called out. He knocked at Taylor’s door. “Taylor are you ready for your first day at your new school?”

When he didn’t get an answer he opened the door. The room was dark and he feared that Taylor had overslept, and on such a special day too!

He flicked the light switch on. The bed was empty and made, but there was a swivel leather chair in the middle of the room he’d never seen before. Slowly it turned around and there sat Taylor in her uniform with a wicked grin, petting a white Persian cat in her lap.

“Ah, Mister Hebert. Surprised to see me?”

“Taylor, is that the neighbor’s cat?”

“I was just borrowing it for a bit!”

“And where did you get that chair?”

“I bought it at a The Lord Street Market for five bucks.”

“Come on, you don’t want to be late!”

“Okay, okay!”

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“It is with great trepidation- I mean honor, that I am forced to- I mean accept, the paperwork trashcan position- I mean the position as the leader of the Wards. I resent you all. I mean thank you. Thank you so much.” Clockblocker said. Exactly according to his script.

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“I’m going to be late!” Taylor said, while eating a slice of toast, running towards her new school.

She kept running, but then she ran past a corner and she… slowed, a clearly annoyed frown on her face as she looked expectantly around a corner.

“Well? Where’s the guy that’s supposed to crash into me? God damn it, anime lied to me!”

She continued running.

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“No, you hang up first.”

“No, you hang up first!”

“Okay, at three?”

“At three,”

“One…”

“Two…”

“Three!”

“… You didn’t hang up!”

“Neither did you!”

“Oh Christ,” Sophia grumbled, looking on in horror as Lily was trapped in another No You loop with her new girlfriend. “Love really is poison.”

“Everyone acts like an idiot right after they enter their first real relationship. She’ll be normal again soon.” Dean said.

“I’m guessing you’re speaking from experience?” Chris said.

“Screw you,” Dean replied.

“You can’t even swear properly!” Missy giggled.

“Hey, I heard that Dauntless and Velocity are transferring to another city.” Dean tried to change the conversation topic from how incredibly lame he was.

“What? Why?” Chris asked.

“Well, apparently for the first time in forever the villain to hero ratio in this town isn’t so horribly skewed that we need every hero available, and the post Endbringer madness has been calming down for a while now.”

“Is Clockblocker and Aegis’s useless ceremonies finally over yet? We have to get to school soon.” Lily asked, having finally torn herself away from her phone.

“Almost. Hey, has anyone else noticed that there are a whole lot of tacks being left around on our chairs back at the base?” Missy said.

Everyone nodded.

Boring, ignored laughter rang out in the room. Browbeat was finally beginning to appreciate his secondary power, at least a bit.

-​

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Taylor grinned uncontrollably as she read the article that declared that Clockblocker was the new leader of the Wards. Of course, he’d always been the leader of the Wards in her evil, villainous heart, but now it was official! She should celebrate this with that new ray she’d been working on…

The bell rung signifying the first class starting. She tucked her phone back into her pocket. Time to be introduced. She hoped this wouldn’t wind up like her last high school.

-​

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“-hope we’ll get along.”

“Hey, doesn’t she kind of look like Dennis’s type?” Chris leaned over in his desk to whisper to Lily.

“Well, I wouldn’t know, would I?” Lily said, squinting at the new girl as she took her seat. Why did she look so familiar? “Go ask Dennis.”

“He doesn’t take this class.” Chris pointed out.

But, ah, he’d lost her. She was texting her new girlfriend, hiding her phone underneath her desk. He could tell by her goofy grin. Christ.

Shrugging his shoulders, Chris put it out of his mind.

-​

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“I’m telling you, you would love this chick!” Chris said.

“Uh huh,” Dennis said doubtfully, mind on his most hated foe.

“You’ll see, she’s in your class this time.”

“Okay- hang on a minute.” Dennis retrieved his PRT issued phone that was vibrating out of his pocket and answered. “Hello?”

He whispered into his phone for a few minutes and then hung up.

“I’ll have to skip this class, a new villain gang, the Fallen, just came into town, and Piggot wants me there for some reason. Cover for me, okay?”

Chris nodded and tried to remember the standard code that would let the teacher know that one of the Wards had urgent hero business to do. Dennis ran off.

-​

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“So, with me, the Protectorate, and Sheriff Lung, we managed to basically curb stomp the Fallen-“

“That’s great!” Chris said over the phone, an hour after Dennis had left to do hero stuff. Hey, now he could see the new girl!

“-except I broke my arm during it all.”

“Oh, wow, shit.” Chris said.

“It’s okay, Panacea’s coming over to take care of some of the nastier injuries we have here, and she’ll do me in the same go. I’ll be back for next class.”

“Um, okay, see you then.”

“Yeah, bye. I am so high on painkillers right now, I swear. Hi pink elephant!” Dennis giggled and Chris decided to hang up.

-​

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“Hey, Chris,” Dennis said, waving at him with his totally unbroken arm. Which was so awesome.

“Hi, Dennis, congratulations on the Fallen thing. Come on, we’re having history now, and the new girl might be in that class.”

“Sure, sure.”

They walked into the class and sat down. The teacher started doing roll call. Chris peered around.

“Damn, doesn’t look like she’s in this class. Maybe the next one.”

“Dennis Danger Dynamite?”

“Present,”

Chris choked, all thoughts of the new girl blown out of his mind. Dennis motherfucking Danger Dynamite!? What kind of name was that!?

“Your entire existence is a joke, isn’t it?” Chris whispered.

“My parents just have a really good sense of humor.”

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The tip of Taylor’s tongue stuck out of her mouth as sweat beaded on her forehead. She’d had to skip the fifth class when she’d been overtaken by an absolutely brilliant idea. That’s what it meant to be a Tinker, sometimes you just couldn’t resist. Clockblocker would love this, though, wait, no, he would hate it, which was exactly what she was going for, yes.

It was hard to build a super duper evil ray in a broom closet, though.

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In the sixth class they watched a movie, in a dark large classroom, while Taylor and Dennis coincidentally sat as far from each other as possible.

Fate wasn’t just a bitch. She was weird.

 

Browbeat is an excellent disciple of Imp. Lily and Taylor were once more hilarious here. Lily can't seem to communicate enough with Sabah, and Taylor making up new gadgets and plans to woo fight Dennis was adorable.