Wheenesss
BENEVOLENT AND OMNIPOTENT GOD
Fuck it, I felt like writing and this idea is too funny to pass up.
Omake Time: Red Lantern Paul
Paul looked out at the city before him, eyes widened with fear. He recognized this place, and it scared him. Everything looked as if it was animated in Flash, and everybody's proportions were cartoony to say the least.
"No...." He whispered, backing into an alleyway.
He couldn't be here. ANYWHERE, but here would be better.
"No." he clenched his fist as the object within began glowing.
"No." Paul would not stand for this insult.
"NO!" the man opened his hand, allowing the red ring within to glow to it's fullest potential.
<Paul of Earth, you have great rage in you hear->
"SAVE IT!" he shouted, grabbing the ring and placing it on his finger.
<You belong to the Red Lantern Corps>
Fuck the consequences! He refused to be in this universe for any longer than necessary. Maybe he could go to New Genesis and steal a Mother Box? The New Gods of this dimension can't be as strong as their comic book counterpoints, right?
"But first, I have to see if the Red Lantern Corps even exists in this pitiful place." he growled. He had to get a Power Battery after all.
Paul looked to the sky, and imagined all the things he hated about this universe. The stupidity, the bad humor, the insulting of the fanbase, etc.... All of this fueled the fire of his rage.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!" he shot off like a red rocket, blasting into space.
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Meanwhile, five teens were goofing off in their tower.
"Hey Cyborg, what's that?" Beast Boy asked, pointing out the window at the rapidly ascending red light.
"I dunno." the teen shrugged.
"It could be trouble. Let's follow it! TITANS, GO!" Robin shouted, pointing dramatically.
"Ugh... Do we have to?" Raven asked, playing with her Pretty Pretty Pegasus dolls.
"Yes we do! To the spaceship!" Robin replied, heading down the elevator.
The other four members of the Teen Titans groaned, but followed him anyway.
They would soon regret this decision with every fiber of their being.
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Because if any universe could create a Red Lantern Paul, it would be Teen Titans Go.
Omake Time: Red Lantern Paul
Paul looked out at the city before him, eyes widened with fear. He recognized this place, and it scared him. Everything looked as if it was animated in Flash, and everybody's proportions were cartoony to say the least.
"No...." He whispered, backing into an alleyway.
He couldn't be here. ANYWHERE, but here would be better.
"No." he clenched his fist as the object within began glowing.
"No." Paul would not stand for this insult.
"NO!" the man opened his hand, allowing the red ring within to glow to it's fullest potential.
<Paul of Earth, you have great rage in you hear->
"SAVE IT!" he shouted, grabbing the ring and placing it on his finger.
<You belong to the Red Lantern Corps>
Fuck the consequences! He refused to be in this universe for any longer than necessary. Maybe he could go to New Genesis and steal a Mother Box? The New Gods of this dimension can't be as strong as their comic book counterpoints, right?
"But first, I have to see if the Red Lantern Corps even exists in this pitiful place." he growled. He had to get a Power Battery after all.
Paul looked to the sky, and imagined all the things he hated about this universe. The stupidity, the bad humor, the insulting of the fanbase, etc.... All of this fueled the fire of his rage.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!" he shot off like a red rocket, blasting into space.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meanwhile, five teens were goofing off in their tower.
"Hey Cyborg, what's that?" Beast Boy asked, pointing out the window at the rapidly ascending red light.
"I dunno." the teen shrugged.
"It could be trouble. Let's follow it! TITANS, GO!" Robin shouted, pointing dramatically.
"Ugh... Do we have to?" Raven asked, playing with her Pretty Pretty Pegasus dolls.
"Yes we do! To the spaceship!" Robin replied, heading down the elevator.
The other four members of the Teen Titans groaned, but followed him anyway.
They would soon regret this decision with every fiber of their being.
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Because if any universe could create a Red Lantern Paul, it would be Teen Titans Go.
