Yahweh versus all of the Norse Gods

[Hapsburg]

Okay, because i saw a bunch of interest on this subject in another thread....
Location: Some Large Pub in Ireland
The Combatants:
The Aesir and Vanir on "Side 1"

Yahweh, by himself, but he is in a physical manifestation that isnt JC.

all of the deities have thier normal powers and weaponry.

Who wins?

and please, no flame or spamm...

 

[RJLCyberPunk]

Okay, because i saw a bunch of interest on this subject in another thread....
Location: Some Large Pub in Ireland
The Combatants:
The Aesir and Vanir on "Side 1"

Yahweh, by himself, but he is in a physical manifestation that isnt JC.

all of the deities have thier normal powers and weaponry.

Who wins?

and please, no flame or spamm...

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What is this?

Are you joking?

You are piiting gods against God?
Against the Alpha and the Omega?
Creator of heavens and the Earth or in other words the Universe or Multiverse itself?

This is simple God owns them all!

The end!

 

[Silone]

It is called omnipotent for a reason. The Norse gods die in the end anyway going by the mythos.

 

[Janus]

Yahweh points at all of them and says bang. A phaser blast set to wide beam then vaporizes them all.

 

[Hapsburg]

uh...not necisaarilly....
one god v.s some one hundred gods...
one alpha & omega versus a hundred alphas & omegas....

for purposes of thread, they can be incapacitated.
remember the location.

what special powers can god use?
it has been discussed that he cannot control everything, which is why he had to warn moses ahead of time. which is why he needed a flood instead of a blink of the eye.

about a hundred norse gods against one god.
i think yahweh is at a serious number disadvantage...
yeah.

 

[Hapsburg]

Yahweh points at all of them and says bang. A phaser blast set to wide beam then vaporizes them all.

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yah dont have a phaser in this, his weapon is an wooden shepard's staff with a burning shrub on the end.

 

[Ripmax]

The thing about 100% total omnipotence is that it's only possible for one truly omnipotent being to exist in the whole universe.

You can't have two omnipotents - what happens when they try to counter each other? Neither can lose, because they are omnipotent and their will will happen, but neither can win, because their opponent is omnipotent and therefore his (or her) will will be done. So you see if you have a truly, completely omnipotent being, by default there can be no other omnipotents.

Since there's a pile of Norse gods, obviously they can't be omnipotent.

But there's only one Yahweh, so omnipotence is no problem for him. He'd simply will the destruction of the Norse gods, and it would happen.

 

[Ur Didact]

what special powers can god use?
it has been discussed that he cannot control everything, which is why he had to warn moses ahead of time. which is why he needed a flood instead of a blink of the eye..

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Who says he did those things out of necessity and not, well, style?

 

[RJLCyberPunk]

uh...not necisaarilly....
one god v.s some one hundred gods...
one alpha & omega versus a hundred alphas & omegas....

for purposes of thread, they can be incapacitated.
remember the location.

what special powers can god use?
it has been discussed that he cannot control everything, which is why he had to warn moses ahead of time. which is why he needed a flood instead of a blink of the eye.

about a hundred norse gods against one god.
i think yahweh is at a serious number disadvantage...
yeah.

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Dude there has been on;y one that has ever said I'm the Alpha and the Omega. The begining and the end.
And that is Yahwe, Jehova. By the way Ja in Hebrew means I am!

He used a flood because he did not want to completely anihilate his creation.

And what do you mean warned Moses? Of what?

With a word he created the universe. So if we well wanted with a word he would wipe all those godlings out.

But God is also a God of infinite compasion so he may not act that way.

He might decide to fight fair in this case and for argument sake let's say he does.

 

[Hapsburg]

listen...
you...
cant...
kill...
an...
immortal...

thats why they're immortal!

alright, bloody hell...
do you understand the concept of a brawl?
fist-fighting.
bar fight, essentially, on this case.
okay, to even it out: no uber-powers, except immortality. the gods engage yahweh one by one until a norse god knocks him out.

 

[Hapsburg]

Dude there has been on;y one that has ever said I'm the Alpha and the Omega. The begining and the end.
And that is Yahwe, Jehova. By the way Ja in Hebrew means I am!

He used a flood because he did not want to completely anihilate his creation.

And what do you mean warned Moses? Of what?

With a word he created the universe. So if we well wanted with a word he would wipe all those godlings out.

But God is also a God of infinite compasion so he may not act that way.

He might decide to fight fair in this case and for argument sake let's say he does.

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did i say moses?
i meant..um...noah.
im not a christian, i dont read bibles (mispronounces on purpose).

 

[RJLCyberPunk]

did i say moses?
i meant..um...noah.
im not a christian, i dont read bibles (mispronounces on purpose).

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Well I am! But that is ok!

As I said for argument sake's lets say that God decides to play fair in this situation.

Have fun!

 

[CognitiveGenome]

Mr. T is a Christian. God gets Mr. T to throw the Norse Pantheon hella far. Then God and Mr. T go play a rousing game of foosball

 

[Hapsburg]

in an irish pub, there is not "far" to be hella thrown.
thor splatters Mr.T with Mjolnir over the head.
that is, of course, if Mr.T goes into an irish pub when there's fools to pity...

 

[Janus]

yah dont have a phaser in this, his weapon is an wooden shepard's staff with a burning shrub on the end.

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He can control the floods, earthquakes, and disease.

 

[Hapsburg]

for the sake of argument and debate, god plays it fair in this brawl.

 

[Hapsburg]

He can control the floods, earthquakes, and disease.

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so can Odin, Thor, Njord, Hel, Loki, Baldr, Skadi, and about a lotta other deities.

 

[Vault Jedi]

so can Odin, Thor, Njord, Hel, Loki, Baldr, Skadi, and about a lotta other deities.

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Fun, a bunch of littly petty wannabe-deities versus the Be-All-End-All of All-Things. End. Of. Story.

 

[Ur Didact]

I'm sorry, but on the part of the thread creator, this topic is fucking pointless.

 

[Hapsburg]

if its pointless to you, ondt post..here...
and, anyway.
a bunch of people in another thread seemed interested, so i started this so they would not get off topic on that other one.
essentially.
anyway, it one god vs a hundred gods.
number disadvantage?
i think so.

 

[Vault Jedi]

if its pointless to you, ondt post..here...
and, anyway.
a bunch of people in another thread seemed interested, so i started this so they would not get off topic on that other one.
essentially.
anyway, it one god vs a hundred gods.
number disadvantage?
i think so.

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Numbers aren't the only factor here. The power level is so one-sided, 1 vs infinite would have the same result.

 

[Janus]

At the very least this would be like comparing Wolverine to Dr. Strange. Wolvie's cool, but he just doesn't cut it.

 

[Tai Falkenburg]

Lets see, the Allmighty, immortal God versus Norse want-to-bes who can still die.

Yahweh wins.

 

[areoborg]

Anyway, it one god vs a hundred gods.
number disadvantage?
i think so.

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Numbers mean nothing.

As for warning Noah, God likes asking people to do stuff, rather than decend from On High and do it Himself. Part of that whole faith thing God has. Do you really think that if He can send all these calamaties on the Egyptians (which all miss the Israelites) that He can't waltz into Pharo's palace in all His Glory and ask if the Israelites have his permission to leave rather than send someone in to speak on on His behalf?

 

[Silone]

if its pointless to you, ondt post..here...
and, anyway.
a bunch of people in another thread seemed interested, so i started this so they would not get off topic on that other one.
essentially.
anyway, it one god vs a hundred gods.
number disadvantage?
i think so.

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Hapsburg, what do you not get about the meaning of the word omnipotence???

om·nip·o·tent ([font=verdana, sans-serif] P [/font]) Pronunciation Key (m-np-tnt)
adj.
Having unlimited or universal power, authority, or force; all-powerful. See Usage Note at infinite.
n.

1. One having unlimited power or authority: the bureaucratic omnipotents.
2. Omnipotent God. Used with the.

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God is omnipotent, as in, he does what he wants the way he wants it. He is UNABLE to lose. Even mathmaticly the Norse gods have done nothing more than demigod level of power. God created every universe and reality and the amount of evergy is beyond calculatable. It is an enormous number even here. The norse gods are not simply powerful enough. The chaos gods could take them. The Triad could take them. Q could take them without straining.